[R. Scott]

An attempt to cut down on shipboard pregnancy?

[Millicent_Hornswaggle]

Good grief, the British have lost their minds. My husband is a Marine and he says the British Royal Marines are some of the toughest individuals he has ever met. I'm sure these policies will go over real well with them. What a disgrace!

[deepFR]

thay thailor

[SpyGuy]

This is the result of the world succumbing to the mental disease called "Liberalism."

[Brian Mosely]

Chapter Two: 'I Am Nailed To The Hull'.

"It having been determined by my benefactor that a term of service at sea would make a man, I accordingly left Pinckley Hall in the company of Captain Ned, and put out from Bristol aboard his ship The Raging Queen.

Captain Ned, I learned from my shipmates, was a very manly, virile, manful person, and a firm believer in strict discipline, corporal punishment, and nude apartment wrestling. How truly strict he was, I learned on our first day out of port, when out First Mate called all hands on deck for an important annoucement."

[Disambiguator]

"...and when I say there isn't any cannibalism in the Navy, I mean there is a certain amount."

/Python

[investigateworld]

Say it isn't so!

[Clintonfatigued]

The British Navy's New Slogan: "Be all that you can be--on your knees in a toilet stall!"

Are they going to have recruiting for alcoholics and kleptomaniacs? Good grief, have they lost their minds?

[xcamel]

Redux of old glory.. Britania ruled the seas by Rum, Sodomy, and The Lash for 150 years

Look where they are now...

[Brian Mosely]

By the way, please note who is standing second from the left...

[F16Fighter]

Vice-Admiral Sir James Burnell-Nugent, Second Sea Lord, said he looked forward to working with Stonewall[ the gay lobby group], whose founders include Sir Ian McKellen, the actor [in Lord Of The Rings].

(Spoken with lisp) "Hey Sai-lor -- come over and salute the Wiz."

[SandRat]

Gives a whole new meaning to referring to British Naval Officer as a Gay Blade.

[freebilly]

The Royal Navy has turned to Stonewall, the gay lobby group, for advice on how to recruit and retain homosexual sailors

Why do they need help? Buggery has been one of the quaint practices of Her Majesty's Royal Navy for 400 years....

[af_vet_1981]

Apparently fighting and winning wars are not of primary importance to the Royal Navy, at one time the premiere fighting force in the world.

how are the mighty fallen!

[Another Thought]

Good grief! The wheels are coming off.

[Hodar]

If you thought the Navy uniforms looked 'spiffy' now; just wait until the Navy get's the full 'make-over'. Battleship Grey will be out; replaced with Seafoam greens and lilac blues. One can only guess how the subs will be re-designed.

[Ole Okie]

Dang! Where are Gilbert and Sullivan when you need them?

[Waco]

How do they spell sucksess?

[skepsel]

"The cabin boy, the cabin boy, the naughty little nipper, shoved broken glass ..." from the ballad of Barnacle Bill the sailor.
The rest would get me banned!

[sarah_f]

Tell me this is parody...please even if it isn't. I'm afraid to click on the link and see it's not.

Does EVERYTHING in this world have to be about fudegepacking???