[srm913]

Gag me with a spoon... I think I've lost my appetite.

[CzarNicky]

I am going to go out on a limb and say that since your "moms are both women that is why they cannot marry.

[camle]

i've had my cat boring, fat and grey for ten years. can I marry her? we love each other.

[zygoat]

Proof that the sexually challenged cannot raise normal children.

[Radix]

" I was not going to give my organizer to my dad because I didn't have one."

Cloned?

[Tijeras_Slim]

They should look into the advantages of incorporating in Nevada!

[Cultural Jihad]

The reason my parents have never been married is not because they don't want to but because, by law, they couldn't.

Nonsense. There is no discrimination at all. They can marry marriageable men if they want to.

[dead]

Why Can't My Moms Marry?

Because they’re both chicks, stupid.

[anniegetyourgun]

Where's the barf alert?

[Fierce Allegiance]

Why Can't My Moms Marry?

Do not bother sending this kid to plumbing trade school.

[DainBramage]

Son, you only have one Mom....and a short haired room mate in a flannel shirt. That seems to like mom very much.

[WSGilcrest]

Who spends weeks sanding a block of wood?

[TXBubba]

All of us are made in the image of God, are we not?

Yes. And if you read God's Word he says women don't marry women. I get really sick of people using God to justify their immorality when they have no interest in finding out what God has to say about it.

[dead]

She asked me what was wrong. I reluctantly told her that I didn't have a dad and that I was making this gift for my mother. She told me I had nothing to worry about and handed me the stamps with the "m" and "o" for mom.

Or “Mo.”

[xcamel]

Might be because even the 4000 year old chineese symbol for "big trouble" is to women under the same roof.

[RightResponse]

Hurtful.. very hurtful...

[MadIvan]

I seem to recall that liberal policies were glorifying unwed relationships and children born out of wedlock. It appears that they wish to turn all of societal relationships upside down.

As for this young man - his "moms" live together. They appear not to be deprived. They all live in a fairly well off country where the Taliban isn't going to crush these "moms" under a brick wall for their preferences. Be glad with what you have; it's more than many could ever hope to expect.

Ivan

[doug from upland]

Whey can't your mom marry a goat if she loves it and makes a commitment?

[Smartaleck]

" I was not going to give my organizer to my dad because I didn't have one."

A lot of kids don't. Divorce, Viet Nam, Iraq, 911....

[Protagoras]

This kid doesn't exist IMO.

It doesn't pass the smell test.

[doug from upland]

However, there is something that makes my family different from a lot of families. The difference is that my parents have never been married.
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No, Matthew, what is different is that there are two few testicles in the house.