Why Can't My Moms Marry?

Toronto Star ^ | February 18, 2005 | Matthew Eaton-Kent

[DoctorMichael]

Crap, Leftist, Sympathetic, Hit-piece.

[frgoff]

I was not going to give my organizer to my dad because I didn't have one

Of course the kid has a Dad. The sperm came from somewhere.

[Cowboy Bob]

One of my mother's celebrates Mother's Day while the other celebrates Father's Day.

I guess that's the one with the rug burns.

[SwankyC]

I am a teenager growing up in an era of equality, an era where blacks are equal to whites, where a man is equal to a woman.

who the hell lied to him

[MEGoody]

"The difference is that my parents have never been married."

And they never would be in the eyes of God, even if the U.S. some day caves in to the homosexual lobby.

[Protagoras]

If he exists, he's not in therapy. He has been indoctronated by his mother and her homosexual lover.

[MEGoody]

"That little piece of paper gives same sex couples a legal right to "shout to the whole world about their tremendous love and commitment"

You don't think homosexuals are 'shouting' plenty now?

[MEGoody]

"That little piece of paper gives same sex couples a legal right to "shout to the whole world about their tremendous love and commitment"

Homosexuals already have the legal right to shout.

[AmishDude]

Oh, no, he'll be in therapy for something completely unrelated. There'll be no connection whatsoever. (And maybe it's best for him that there isn't. He can't change his family so it's probably best to go with it, if he doesn't want to live the rest of his life in bitter anger.)

[AmishDude]

If the law says homosexual marriage is okay, and you do not accept their relationship, you are in violation of the law; in essence anyone who doesn't acknowledge their legal status would be a criminal.

Thoughtcrime?

[Chieftain]

the other is the turkey baster operator.

ROFLMAO!!

[spodefly]

I wonder if this kid was adopted, or if his mother "discovered" her homosexual fetish after a heterosexual coupling?

[Protagoras]

He can't change his family so it's probably best to go with it,

If you mean his mother, right, he can't change her. The other one is just a sexual partner.

[papertyger]

What is the mechanism of this pain, and how will a mere change in nomenclature relieve it?

Nomenclature won't help... but a stiff fine, and short jail sentence for the people that "judge" his "family" would be ever so helpful.

[Studebaker Hawk]

Whey can't your mom marry a goat if she loves it and makes a commitment?

My neighbor's dog has on occasion, indicated his love for my knee. Should they run off and get married?

[papertyger]

Why Can't My Moms Marry?

For the same reason you can't be their daughter.

[nina0113]

I absolutely agree...his parents SHOULD be married. His mother and her lover should not.

[Luke21]

There are how many bazillions of examples of real injustice in the world and the press gives us this one. They are absolutely insane.

[AnnaZ]

However, there is something that makes my family different from a lot of families. The difference is that my parents have never been married.

Yep. That's the difference right there.

 

(Someone please cue the eye-rolling smiley.)

[Clock King]

Nomenclature won't help... but a stiff fine, and short jail sentence for the people that "judge" his "family" would be ever so helpful.

Oh. So, we should fine or jail people for their opinion or ideas or beliefs, not their actions. If it ever comes to this, expect a civil war. Seriously.