Posted on 02/17/2005 11:29:38 AM PST by pookie18
Pyongyang, North Korea (LST) – Just days after the Navy announced that it will commission its newest nuclear-powered attack submarine The Jimmy Carter, North Korea proclaimed that it is naming its entire nuclear weapons program after the same ex-U.S. President who made it all possible.
The move is seen by experts as a show of one-upmanship against the U.S. in world news headlines, and at the same time being a pseudo-bribe to entice the Bush administration into unilateral negotiations.
A spokesman for the President informed reporters that he still was unwilling to enter one-on-one talks with the funny-looking midget dictator.
Upon hearing this, Kim Jong-Il, still wanting to bribe the U.S., announced to his people during a military parade that he was awarding Jimmy Carter the first ever JONG-IL PEACE PRIZE. The crowd, as if on cue, all spontaneously roared in excitement.
The award comes with an important-looking certificate with fancy border, a wearable gold medalion featuring a hammer and sickle ominously hovering above a dove, and a generous gift of one million daisies (the official flower of the peace movement).
President Bush has again rejected the bribe citing experts who predict that by the time the daisies reach the U.S. from North Korea, they will be a stench-filled heaping mound of gnat-infested rotting weeds (much like the U.N., some say).
Congratulations Jimmy Carter!
This is a joke, right?
(The above story is a satirical parody. It is meant for entertainment only and is NOT true.)
If it wasn't so funny, I could have been true.
Thanks for a great laugh. Smiling hang-dog weirdo Jimmy Carter gets a prize from a weird-looking commie midget! We're all inspired.
ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha...awwwhhh, :)
It's quite obvious that the story's not true. If it were true, the prize would have been awarded to clinton and carter as co-recipients, and they would have named what's-'er-name (the cleaning lady) as the runner-up.
"In a perfect act of irony, President Bush dispatched the USS Jimmy Carter to the Korean Pennisula in the first stages of quarantine to force Kim back to the negotiating table."</PARODY>
I am sure you are right about it being satire---after all, I do believe that Jimmah Carter's hair is too long---
Dictator Kim would not like that length of hair on someone he names a nucular weapon after--hehehe
Oops...did I somehow leave that out? ;-)
Knew you could sleuth it out! ;-)
LOL...so they'll now call the NoDong missile with a N-warhead a "Big Jimmy"...
MD
Are you saying that someone with "no dong" is a Jimmh?
Please apply all relevant humor disclaimers to your posts...
Espec the stories about Jimmah that might well be true...
...Or come true soner or later...
We Georgians often apologize/issue disclaimer to the remainder of FR ... and the world at large for our embarassment by x39.
It doesnt even hurt... to disclaim...
Have a great day!
Respectfully...
Please apply all relevant humor disclaimers to your posts...
Espec the stories about Jimmah that might well be true...
...Or come true soner or later...
We Georgians often apologize/issue disclaimer to the remainder of FR ... and the world at large for our embarassment by x39.
It doesnt even hurt... to disclaim...
Have a great day!
Respectfully...
Wind beneath my wings...
No the name Jimmy is slang for a guys you no what, and the ultimate phallic symbol can be considered to be a nuclear missile...
The No-dong name in Western terms seems quite impotent...so they do an about face on it...
And all of their nukes will have a picture of Kim's long-time love -- Ol' Mad Half-bright -- emblazoned on them!
I wish DPRNK WOULD name it's nuke program after the idiot who made it all possible.
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