Posted on 02/15/2005 7:42:02 PM PST by Pharmboy
Let's do it, let's fall in love
In Spain, the best upper sets do it
Lithuanians and Letts do it
Let's do it, let's fall in love
The Dutch in old Amsterdam do it
Not to mention the Finns
Folks in Siam do it - think of Siamese twins
Some Argentines, without means, do it
People say in Boston even beans do it
Let's do it, let's fall in love
Romantic sponges, they say, do it
Oysters down in oyster bay do it
Let's do it, let's fall in love
Cold Cape Cod clams, 'gainst their wish, do it
Even lazy jellyfish, do it
Let's do it, let's fall in love
Electric eels I might add do it
Though it shocks em I know
Why ask if shad do it - Waiter bring me "shad roe"
In shallow shoals English soles do it
Goldfish in the privacy of bowls do it
Let's do it, let's fall in love
Cro Magnon men with some horns do it,
With a Neanderthal lass;
Yes she looks good, Umuk,
Take a look at that...
(With apologies to Cole Porter and Doug from Upland)
Post-Valentine's Day PING...
I say if they could figure out how to make tab A fit in slot B they probably did.
Love is a tool of nature to make humans reproduce.
All their genes are now the sole property of NFL................
Indeed. And if one takes that headline seriously (I saw the Cole Porter movie "De-Lovely") the human would have been Lance and the Neanderthal would have been Bruce and they would have had a summerplace in Fire Island.
Hey, they were drunk.
And this could be the proof that they DID do it...
IF the Muslims are affectionate to their goats, then surely somewhere, someone will have a go at any creature that looks vaguely human.
Well, I guess that bestiality has an upside after all.
Gangster to Bugs Bunny: "Shtup, rabbit."
Bugs: "I'm real good at shtting up. When somebody tells me to shtup, I shtup. I'm not one of those who..."
Gangster: "Shtup, shttting up."
I'm living proof a neanderthal can mate with a homo sapien.
No, silly; you are the quintessential complete human.
G'night...til tomorrow.
Yeah. There are guys who will do sheep goats, dogs, horses and even chickens.
To think that there weren't ever any Cro-Magnon guys that would do a Neanderthal is rather naïve...
Not only that, but:
In old Japan, all the Japs do it
Up in Lapland little Laps do it
Let's do it, let's fall in love
The chimpanzees in the zoos do it
Some courageous kangaroos do it
Let's do it, let's
fall in love
I'm sure giraffes on the sly do it
Even eagles as they fly do it
Let's do it, let's fall
in love
Electric eels I might add do it
Though it shocks em I know
Why ask if shad do it - garcon de
"shad roe"
The world admits bears in pits do it
Even Pekingeses at the Ritz do it
Let's do it, let's
fall in love
The royal set sans regret did it
And they considered it fun
Marie Antoinette did it -
with or without Napoleon
LOL! I was about to make a similar point...
If they were reproductively isolated, it must have been due to genetic incompatibility or geographic separation.
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