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Birds do it, bees do it Even educated fleas do it

Let's do it, let's fall in love

In Spain, the best upper sets do it

Lithuanians and Letts do it

Let's do it, let's fall in love

The Dutch in old Amsterdam do it

Not to mention the Finns

Folks in Siam do it - think of Siamese twins

Some Argentines, without means, do it

People say in Boston even beans do it

Let's do it, let's fall in love

Romantic sponges, they say, do it

Oysters down in oyster bay do it

Let's do it, let's fall in love

Cold Cape Cod clams, 'gainst their wish, do it

Even lazy jellyfish, do it

Let's do it, let's fall in love

Electric eels I might add do it

Though it shocks em I know

Why ask if shad do it - Waiter bring me "shad roe"

In shallow shoals English soles do it

Goldfish in the privacy of bowls do it

Let's do it, let's fall in love

Cro Magnon men with some horns do it,
With a Neanderthal lass;
Yes she looks good, Umuk,
Take a look at that...

(With apologies to Cole Porter and Doug from Upland)

1 posted on 02/15/2005 7:42:02 PM PST by Pharmboy
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To: blam; aculeus; PatrickHenry; cyborg

Post-Valentine's Day PING...


2 posted on 02/15/2005 7:43:35 PM PST by Pharmboy ("Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God")
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To: Pharmboy

I say if they could figure out how to make tab A fit in slot B they probably did.


3 posted on 02/15/2005 7:44:32 PM PST by CzarNicky (The problem with bad ideas is that they seemed like good ideas at the time.)
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To: Pharmboy
This is really shtupid.
5 posted on 02/15/2005 7:46:49 PM PST by NCjim
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To: Pharmboy

All their genes are now the sole property of NFL................


6 posted on 02/15/2005 7:48:56 PM PST by Red Badger (I call her GODZILLARY because she went to NYC and made her nest there, too.........)
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To: Pharmboy

Hey, they were drunk.


8 posted on 02/15/2005 7:52:33 PM PST by SquirrelKing (I caught you a delicious bass.)
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To: Pharmboy

IF the Muslims are affectionate to their goats, then surely somewhere, someone will have a go at any creature that looks vaguely human.


10 posted on 02/15/2005 7:54:22 PM PST by HangThemHigh (Entropy is not what it used to be.)
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To: Pharmboy

Lookin' for a good time?
11 posted on 02/15/2005 7:54:28 PM PST by adam_az (UN out of the US! - http://www.moveamericaforward.org/?Page=Petition)
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To: Pharmboy
Did they shtup?

Gangster to Bugs Bunny: "Shtup, rabbit."

Bugs: "I'm real good at shtting up. When somebody tells me to shtup, I shtup. I'm not one of those who..."

Gangster: "Shtup, shttting up."

14 posted on 02/15/2005 7:57:58 PM PST by KidGlock (W-1)
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To: Pharmboy

Not only that, but:

In old Japan, all the Japs do it
Up in Lapland little Laps do it
Let's do it, let's fall in love

The chimpanzees in the zoos do it
Some courageous kangaroos do it
Let's do it, let's
fall in love

I'm sure giraffes on the sly do it
Even eagles as they fly do it
Let's do it, let's fall
in love

Electric eels I might add do it
Though it shocks em I know
Why ask if shad do it - garcon de
"shad roe"

The world admits bears in pits do it
Even Pekingeses at the Ritz do it
Let's do it, let's
fall in love

The royal set sans regret did it
And they considered it fun
Marie Antoinette did it -
with or without Napoleon


18 posted on 02/15/2005 8:04:11 PM PST by Veto! (Opinions freely dispensed as advice)
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From what I know of people, I have no doubt that they did. I would tell the scientists if I had anyway of contacting them to do genetic testing the people in remote areas of Germany like the Eder river valley. There are many places in Europe where the same blood lines have been living for thousands of years. Find the oldest bloodlines in a area and test them against your Neanderthal DNA samples.
19 posted on 02/15/2005 8:09:16 PM PST by dog breath
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Is there any evidence that Europeans today carry some Neanderthal genes?

Isn't that questioning the obvious?

23 posted on 02/15/2005 8:47:10 PM PST by Mind-numbed Robot (Not all things that need to be done need to be done by the government.)
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To: Pharmboy; blam; FairOpinion; Ernest_at_the_Beach; SunkenCiv; 24Karet; 3AngelaD; ...
Thanks, Pharmboy.
The Neandertal Enigma
by James Shreeve
Frayer's own reading of the record reveals a number of overlooked traits that clearly and specifically link the Neandertals to the Cro-Magnons. One such trait is the shape of the opening of the nerve canal in the lower jaw, a spot where dentists often give a pain-blocking injection. In many Neandertal, the upper portion of the opening is covered by a broad bony ridge, a curious feature also carried by a significant number of Cro-Magnons. But none of the alleged 'ancestors of us all' fossils from Africa have it, and it is extremely rare in modern people outside Europe." [pp 126-127]

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28 posted on 02/15/2005 9:38:35 PM PST by SunkenCiv (Ted "Kids, I Sunk the Honey" Kennedy is just a drunk who's never held a job (or had to).)
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To: Pharmboy
Homo sapiens were God's second try as the Neanderthals were not exactly what he had in mind.

Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.

34 posted on 02/16/2005 2:37:28 AM PST by Dustbunny (The only good terrorist is a dead terrorist)
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To: Pharmboy

Genetic contribution to modern humans by Neanderthals? I’ve met a few people who can be described as “Neanderthal”.


35 posted on 02/16/2005 2:41:23 AM PST by R. Scott (Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink.)
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To: Pharmboy

read later - Origin of Man - Survive & Thrive


38 posted on 02/16/2005 5:15:40 PM PST by LiteKeeper (Secularization of America is happening)
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