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Caption: Top Saudi Valentines
GOP and the City ^ | 2/14/05 | GOP and the City

Posted on 02/14/2005 6:30:44 AM PST by GOP and the City

Even though religious leaders ban it, many Saudis celebrate Valentine's Day. But fatwas aside, V-day is a time to show your special someone(s) you care and that love trumps all. In that spirit, women may not be able to vote or walk aside their husbands; nevertheless, they still want a card to let them know they are loved. Enter, the Top 10 Saudi Valentines Contest. Come up with a card, poem, haiku, or sonnet that expresses the Saudi love.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Political Humor/Cartoons; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: burka; caption; pimpmyblog; saudi; valentines
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Top Saudi Valentines Contest
Sample: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Walk 3 feet behind me or I will whip you.
1 posted on 02/14/2005 6:30:50 AM PST by GOP and the City
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To: GOP and the City
Send a Valentine's Card discreetly wrapped to your Saudi love. Its like porn.

Denny Crane: "There are two places to find the truth. First God and then Fox News."

2 posted on 02/14/2005 6:33:19 AM PST by goldstategop (In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives On In My Heart Forever)
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To: GOP and the City

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Praise be to Allah.
I have four of you.


3 posted on 02/14/2005 6:34:19 AM PST by peyton randolph (CAIR supports TROP terrorists)
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To: GOP and the City
"Sweet heart,

take off your veil again and I'll kick your ass

all the way back to the Phillipines where I bought you.

4 posted on 02/14/2005 6:36:08 AM PST by DainBramage
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To: GOP and the City
..I guess bin Laden's "$ecret love" is going to get a bale of Alfalfa tonight. :^)
5 posted on 02/14/2005 6:37:42 AM PST by skinkinthegrass (Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't out to get you :^)
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To: peyton randolph
Its Valentine's Day
The camel spit in my face
that burka's sexy
6 posted on 02/14/2005 6:38:12 AM PST by GOP and the City
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To: GOP and the City

LOL. Isn't camel spit a Saudi cologne?


7 posted on 02/14/2005 6:39:28 AM PST by peyton randolph (CAIR supports TROP terrorists)
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To: GOP and the City
allah is god.

At least that's what I think.

As I sniff other guys butts in the mosque, and boy do they stink.

But no matter the smell, it's about you that I dwell.

Because being with you in the barn is just so swell.

I just wanted to drop you this note, because you are my favorite goat.

be my valentine

abdul

8 posted on 02/14/2005 6:44:36 AM PST by isthisnickcool (This space for rent.)
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To: isthisnickcool

Sick!

LMAO!


9 posted on 02/14/2005 6:48:01 AM PST by MplsSteve
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To: GOP and the City
You’ve shown me what it means to care
You filled all my desires
To honor you I change your oil
And pressurize your tires

Happy Valentines Day, my dearest

10 posted on 02/14/2005 6:51:05 AM PST by SlowBoat407 (Speculating idiot)
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To: GOP and the City

11 posted on 02/14/2005 6:53:07 AM PST by Bassfire (freepin with a smile)
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To: GOP and the City

Violets are blue, roses are red
Cover that ankle, or you'll soon be dead


12 posted on 02/14/2005 6:53:46 AM PST by TheRatHunter
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To: isthisnickcool

ROFL


13 posted on 02/14/2005 6:58:12 AM PST by Allegra ("They Just Love to Walk in the Middle of the Road!")
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To: GOP and the City

Is that a beheading knife in your caftan, or are you just happy to see me?


14 posted on 02/14/2005 7:04:52 AM PST by Solamente
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To: GOP and the City

Brown is our camel, tan is our goat
I'd like to give nookie, if you only used soap


15 posted on 02/14/2005 7:18:29 AM PST by highnoon (When in charge – ponder, When in trouble – delegate, When in doubt - mumble)
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To: GOP and the City

Roses are hazardous to your health... ;)
16 posted on 02/14/2005 7:32:12 AM PST by Echo Talon (http://echotalon.blogspot.com/)
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To: peyton randolph

"Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Praise be to Allah.
I have four of you."

When I am dead
and my life is thru.
Praise be to Allah,
Ill have seventy two.


17 posted on 02/14/2005 7:55:01 AM PST by ALinArleta (One shot! One kill!)
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To: ALinArleta

Great second verse. Keep it up, another 1,000 years, they'll add this to the Koran.


18 posted on 02/14/2005 8:05:09 AM PST by peyton randolph (CAIR supports TROP terrorists)
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To: GOP and the City
When a man is in love,
It is said that he loses all sense,
Perhaps that is the reason.
I can't get my ass thru the fence!


19 posted on 02/14/2005 8:09:17 AM PST by paleocon patriarch ("Never attribute to a conspiracy that which can be explained by incompetence.")
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To: Dark Skies
So many open opportunities here.... ;o)
20 posted on 02/14/2005 9:25:56 AM PST by USF (I see your Jihad and raise you a Crusade ™ © ®)
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