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Rugby Fan Cuts off Own Testicles
http://news.scotsman.com/latest.cfm?id=4104735 ^
Posted on 02/08/2005 2:12:27 AM PST by Mr. Patel
By Laura May, PA
A Welsh rugby fan cut off his own testicles after his team beat England, police confirmed today.
The man was rushed to hospital after the incident at Leigh Social Club in Caerphilly, South Wales.
A Gwent Police spokeswoman said: We received a call from the ambulance service at approximately 9pm on the 5th to inform us of a situation at the Leigh Social Club in which a man had indeed severed his own testicles.
She said the man was taken to Heath Hospital but could not confirm his condition.
It was reported that the man told his friends: If Wales win Ill cut my own balls off.
After the 11-9 victory in the Six Nations clash, the man is reported to have gone outside and severed his testicles before bringing them back into the club to show fellow drinkers.
A local was reported as saying that the man was on medication and should not have been drinking.
TOPICS: News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: ouch; testicle
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posted on
02/08/2005 2:12:27 AM PST
by
Mr. Patel
To: Mr. Patel
A local was reported as saying that the man was on medication and should not have been drinking.
He cut his own balls off. I think that is proof enough he should not have been drinking.
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posted on
02/08/2005 2:15:29 AM PST
by
pennyfarmer
(A whole lotta people need some killin. (Not the babies))
To: Mr. Patel
It was reported that the man told his friends: If Wales win Ill cut my own balls off.At least his friends know he's a man of his word, I suppose.
Regards, Ivan
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posted on
02/08/2005 2:16:16 AM PST
by
MadIvan
(One blog to bring them all...and in the Darkness bind them: http://www.theringwraith.com/)
To: Mr. Patel
AHHHHH! I'm surprised he was able to remain conscious.
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posted on
02/08/2005 2:17:40 AM PST
by
Jaysun
(Nefarious deeds for hire.)
To: Mr. Patel
This is the kind of BS that doesn't even deserve any publicity.
That way, when (and if) he gets to the pearly gates, they tell him "You stupid moron, you didn't even make the evening news"
Since testicles were outlawed, only outlaws have testicles!!
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posted on
02/08/2005 2:17:47 AM PST
by
djf
To: djf
...only outlaws have testicles!!Pretty near that way now....
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posted on
02/08/2005 2:19:10 AM PST
by
Smokin' Joe
(Look Twice, Save a life!)
To: Mr. Patel
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posted on
02/08/2005 2:20:06 AM PST
by
Beckwith
(Barbara Boxer is the Wicked Witch of the West . . .)
To: Mr. Patel
I am thinking that the sheep in the valleys will be sleeping a little more soundly now.
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posted on
02/08/2005 2:20:27 AM PST
by
Mr. Patel
To: Mr. Patel
An idiot born every minute?........
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posted on
02/08/2005 2:20:46 AM PST
by
Route101
To: Smokin' Joe
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posted on
02/08/2005 2:20:50 AM PST
by
djf
To: Mr. Patel
Couldn't he have just gone to Disney World?
To: Mr. Patel
Isn't it obvious he didn't "need" them anymore??
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posted on
02/08/2005 2:21:40 AM PST
by
WKB
(Is it weird here, or is it just me?)
To: Mr. Patel
The guy is "bloody nuts"!
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posted on
02/08/2005 2:23:15 AM PST
by
dc-zoo
To: Route101
"An idiot born every minute?........"Not fathered by this one
To: Mr. Patel
If he lived over here I figure he would be sure to vote Democrat.
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posted on
02/08/2005 2:23:42 AM PST
by
Iris7
(.....to protect the Constitution from all enemies, both foreign and domestic. Same bunch, anyway.)
To: Mr. Patel
Darwin Award candidate? I realize he is still living. But, if he had no children yet, he won't.
To: Mr. Patel
Can anyone imagine the agonizing moral dilema the surgeon must have faced when deciding whether or not to reattached them and deny this fellow his Darwin award?
Maybe in the end they just tossed them. Perhaps that's why there no further report on his condition...
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posted on
02/08/2005 2:25:46 AM PST
by
Caipirabob
(Democrats.. Socialists..Commies..Traitors...Who can tell the difference?)
To: dc-zoo
No he "Has bloody nuts".
Or is it he "Had bloody nuts".
Not sure if you were looking for the reply but there it is. HEHEHE
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posted on
02/08/2005 2:25:58 AM PST
by
pennyfarmer
(A whole lotta people need some killin. (Not the babies))
To: Mr. Patel
That Welsh doesn't welsh!
To: Mr. Patel
For years, we've heard that "football" really means "soccer".
And they've even dared us to understand, much less be interested, in "Cricket", some sort of imitation of baseball.
And of course there's Polo, the sport of Kings.
Nutless Kings, I guess.
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posted on
02/08/2005 2:27:29 AM PST
by
djf
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