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Rugby Fan Cuts off Own Testicles
http://news.scotsman.com/latest.cfm?id=4104735 ^

Posted on 02/08/2005 2:12:27 AM PST by Mr. Patel

By Laura May, PA

A Welsh rugby fan cut off his own testicles after his team beat England, police confirmed today.

The man was rushed to hospital after the incident at Leigh Social Club in Caerphilly, South Wales.

A Gwent Police spokeswoman said: “We received a call from the ambulance service at approximately 9pm on the 5th to inform us of a situation at the Leigh Social Club in which a man had indeed severed his own testicles.”

She said the man was taken to Heath Hospital but could not confirm his condition.

It was reported that the man told his friends: “If Wales win I’ll cut my own balls off.”

After the 11-9 victory in the Six Nations clash, the man is reported to have gone outside and severed his testicles before bringing them back into the club to show fellow drinkers.

A local was reported as saying that the man was on medication and should not have been drinking.


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KEYWORDS: ouch; testicle
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1 posted on 02/08/2005 2:12:27 AM PST by Mr. Patel
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A local was reported as saying that the man was on medication and should not have been drinking.

He cut his own balls off. I think that is proof enough he should not have been drinking.
2 posted on 02/08/2005 2:15:29 AM PST by pennyfarmer (A whole lotta people need some killin. (Not the babies))
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It was reported that the man told his friends: “If Wales win I’ll cut my own balls off.”

At least his friends know he's a man of his word, I suppose.

Regards, Ivan

3 posted on 02/08/2005 2:16:16 AM PST by MadIvan (One blog to bring them all...and in the Darkness bind them: http://www.theringwraith.com/)
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AHHHHH! I'm surprised he was able to remain conscious.


4 posted on 02/08/2005 2:17:40 AM PST by Jaysun (Nefarious deeds for hire.)
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This is the kind of BS that doesn't even deserve any publicity.

That way, when (and if) he gets to the pearly gates, they tell him "You stupid moron, you didn't even make the evening news"

Since testicles were outlawed, only outlaws have testicles!!


5 posted on 02/08/2005 2:17:47 AM PST by djf
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...only outlaws have testicles!!

Pretty near that way now....

6 posted on 02/08/2005 2:19:10 AM PST by Smokin' Joe (Look Twice, Save a life!)
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Ouch!


7 posted on 02/08/2005 2:20:06 AM PST by Beckwith (Barbara Boxer is the Wicked Witch of the West . . .)
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I am thinking that the sheep in the valleys will be sleeping a little more soundly now.


8 posted on 02/08/2005 2:20:27 AM PST by Mr. Patel
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An idiot born every minute?........


9 posted on 02/08/2005 2:20:46 AM PST by Route101
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To: Smokin' Joe

My point exactly!


10 posted on 02/08/2005 2:20:50 AM PST by djf
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Couldn't he have just gone to Disney World?


11 posted on 02/08/2005 2:20:55 AM PST by leadpenny
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Isn't it obvious he didn't "need" them anymore??


12 posted on 02/08/2005 2:21:40 AM PST by WKB (Is it weird here, or is it just me?)
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The guy is "bloody nuts"!


13 posted on 02/08/2005 2:23:15 AM PST by dc-zoo
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To: Route101
"An idiot born every minute?........"

Not fathered by this one

14 posted on 02/08/2005 2:23:30 AM PST by muir_redwoods
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If he lived over here I figure he would be sure to vote Democrat.


15 posted on 02/08/2005 2:23:42 AM PST by Iris7 (.....to protect the Constitution from all enemies, both foreign and domestic. Same bunch, anyway.)
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Darwin Award candidate? I realize he is still living. But, if he had no children yet, he won't.


16 posted on 02/08/2005 2:25:08 AM PST by Jet Jaguar
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Can anyone imagine the agonizing moral dilema the surgeon must have faced when deciding whether or not to reattached them and deny this fellow his Darwin award?

Maybe in the end they just tossed them. Perhaps that's why there no further report on his condition...

17 posted on 02/08/2005 2:25:46 AM PST by Caipirabob (Democrats.. Socialists..Commies..Traitors...Who can tell the difference?)
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To: dc-zoo
No he "Has bloody nuts".
Or is it he "Had bloody nuts".

Not sure if you were looking for the reply but there it is. HEHEHE
18 posted on 02/08/2005 2:25:58 AM PST by pennyfarmer (A whole lotta people need some killin. (Not the babies))
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That Welsh doesn't welsh!


19 posted on 02/08/2005 2:26:29 AM PST by LibWhacker
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For years, we've heard that "football" really means "soccer".

And they've even dared us to understand, much less be interested, in "Cricket", some sort of imitation of baseball.

And of course there's Polo, the sport of Kings.

Nutless Kings, I guess.


20 posted on 02/08/2005 2:27:29 AM PST by djf
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