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Breaking Report: Zarqawi Captured?
NewsJerks.com ^
| 2/6/2005
| Scott Michael
Posted on 02/06/2005 12:14:30 PM PST by govguy
Abu Masab al-Zarqawi may have already been captured, this according to a source who contacted NewsJerks.com. The source said Iraqi forces have captured Abu Masab al-Zarqawi and several of his high level associates. The source contacted NewsJerks.com on January 20th of this year, several days before the announcement of the capture of Zarqawis top lieutenants.
NewsJerks.com originally sat on the story until the capture of Zarqawis top lieutenants. Then realizing the source was accurate to a certain point, decided to research more into the story. The source gave the news satire site three sources, form CNN, NSA, and the CIA, all of which verified his story. According to these officials Zarqawi has been captured and is being held at an undisclosed location while he is getting interrogated. NewsJerks.com has heard the location may be in Saudi Arabia, but cannot confirm that.
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TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: captured; dejavualloveragain; iraq; newbie; notagain; rumor; terrorists; war; zarqawi; zotbait
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posted on
02/06/2005 12:14:30 PM PST
by
govguy
To: govguy
What, again? How many times has this guy been captured now?
To: govguy
This story is so far beyond satire, it's not funny.
To: FreedomPoster
Am I still dead?
Hello?
4
posted on
02/06/2005 12:17:38 PM PST
by
billorites
(freepo ergo sum)
To: FreedomPoster
This story is so far beyond satire, it's not funny.This story is a bad satore of satire.
5
posted on
02/06/2005 12:17:49 PM PST
by
rhombus
To: govguy
Does this site get paid for us clicking to it?
Never heard of them.
To: govguy
I wish I had $100 for every time Zarqawi or Bin Laden have been captured. I missed the jackpot on when Arafat would be officially dead, and I could use the money.
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posted on
02/06/2005 12:18:38 PM PST
by
xJones
To: GreenHornet
What, again? How many times has this guy been captured now?
To steal a quote from a fellow Freeper: Caught more times then clap at a Kennedy family reunion hehe
To: govguy
9
posted on
02/06/2005 12:19:38 PM PST
by
South40
(Amnesty for ILLEGALS is a slap in the face to the USBP!)
To: govguy
That's already 3 times today.
10
posted on
02/06/2005 12:19:44 PM PST
by
WayneM
(Remember; "Saturday people first. Sunday people next.")
To: govguy
Yes, captured! Capture the SOB every day, twice on Friday.
11
posted on
02/06/2005 12:20:09 PM PST
by
RightWhale
(Please correct if cosmic balance requires.)
To: govguy
12
posted on
02/06/2005 12:20:17 PM PST
by
DannyTN
To: govguy
Let's see: Maybe he's captured, but maybe he's mysteriously disappeared.
I'm no "end times" expert, but it occurs to me that he may have been "craptured".
13
posted on
02/06/2005 12:20:30 PM PST
by
mrsmith
To: xJones
I wish I had $100 for every time Zarqawi or Bin Laden have been captured. ...or for every time Arafat has died.
To: South40
LOL! Is Baghdad Bob the new "Not this sh*t again guy"?
If they ever DO catch him, we won't believe it!
15
posted on
02/06/2005 12:21:18 PM PST
by
jocon307
(Vote George Washington for the #1 spot)
To: GreenHornet
Again? I'm starting to think he has been cloned.
16
posted on
02/06/2005 12:21:43 PM PST
by
processing please hold
(Islam and Christianity do not mix ----9-11 taught us that)
To: govguy
The source gave the news satire site three sources, form CNN, NSA, and the CIA, all of which verified his story.Bud, when it comes to satire, you've got a long way to go. At least you tried, though.
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posted on
02/06/2005 12:22:02 PM PST
by
xJones
To: govguy
18
posted on
02/06/2005 12:22:05 PM PST
by
b4its2late
(Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.)
To: govguy
I will reply to this as I have at the time of the first 40 reports of Zarqawi's capture. Please wake me when he is really captured.
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posted on
02/06/2005 12:22:30 PM PST
by
drt1
To: govguy
This must be capture number 2954 of that bastard.
I will believe it when I see his severed head.
20
posted on
02/06/2005 12:22:51 PM PST
by
Danae
(Thank you G.W. Bush! You make me PROUD to be an American!!!)
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