Posted on 02/01/2005 12:04:02 AM PST by atchoo2
Claiming that "every bomb needs to be counted", Democrats today claimed that Iraq vote was invalid. "The vast undercount of suicide bombs gave the people the false impression that the were secure in voting, casuing a vast turnout that tipped the election", said a spokesperson from the party.
They claim to have found over 200 duds that failed to ignite and say these should have been included in the total mayhem reports during the day. One sized vests that did not fit women and children was also mentioned as an example of unfair discrimination.
back in the day, he was one of those who...... was born on third base and he thinks he hit a triple!!
Assuming all that they say is true. How does any of that
make any vote cast invalid?
These people need to get out from under the rocks and get
some sunshine. The mildew is affecting their brains.
If the turn out had been lower they would have been saying
not enough was done to bring out the vote.
Sour grapes, sour grapes that is all.
Good stuff. This needs to be expanded on in the Onion for maximum impact.
Ping
I think I will wait to see how this develops and who the source is -- too unbelievable - but oh if only the dems were so dumb---!
It isn't the dumb, it is the anger!!
Excellent!!
It just amazes me the stuff that the demorats can come up with.
This is supposed to be satire and it would work if writing were better. I think it's very clever but doesn't hold together grammatically.
Other provinces, however, reported large boulders instead of bombs tryong to get registered into the count.
It's just an awful mess, really.
It is satire.
It is satire.
Two dead brothers are satire.
My god people, this was a satire column. lol
The only good Kennedy is Caroline.
Ted Kennedy and John Kerry are two old duds that have failed to ignite.........
How can you be so sure it is satire? Given the Democrats' irrational behavior, I think the burden is on you to prove it is satire. :)
This may be humor, but anyone watching CNN or one of the other MSM accounts of the vote would swear it was true.
One twerp on CNN couldn't utter a sentence without reminding views that he could hear mortar shells going off.
(My thought ...it was probably exuded gas eminating from Michael Moore who was standing off camera feeding the reporter his lines.)
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