Zarqawi: ''Kennedy Is the Only One That Understands Us''

ChronWatch ^ | Tuesday, February 01, 2005 | Written by Jeremy Robb

[Jim Robinson]

BAGHDAD, Iraq --- A day after Ted Kennedy called for surrender and the withdrawal of troops from Iraq, terrorist Abu Musab al-Zarqawi praised Kennedy as a hero and tearfully claimed Kennedy is the only one who "gets us."

"Finally, someone who understands us and our cause," said Zarqawi. "He gets us. He understands that American troops must leave Iraq in order for us to destroy democracy and create a terrorist state. He knows that America must not protect its borders or profile Muslims to keep out terrorists and prevent massive terror attacks. I knew Kennedy was a wise man. For his assistance, we plan to try and kill him last when our jihad claims the lives of all American infidels."

[calcowgirl]

Priceless! :-)

[goldstategop]

Is this from The Onion? Musab al Zarqawi has something in common with the King Of Chappaquiddick?? Looks like Iraq's Al Qaeda branch is signing up to the the Mesopotamian wing of the Democratic Party!

Denny Crane: "I want two things. First God and then Fox News."

[Keith in Iowa]

This would make a good RNC campaign ad...Terrorists for Teddy!

[Brad’s Gramma]

After all of these long and lonely years, Teddy finally has a friend. *sigh* I don't know about y'all, but my day is now complete.

LOL!!!

[river rat]

I will guarantee you that hundreds of readers will NOT grasp this is satire.....

TRUE --- but satire nonetheless.

Semper Fi

[Richard Kimball]

Abu Musab al-Zarqawi praised Kennedy as a hero and tearfully claimed Kennedy is the only one who "gets us."

I thought the Marines had gotten about 1500 of you in Faluja.

[4woodenboats]

ROTFLMAO......

[Billthedrill]

Well, heck, who said Zarqawi wasn't a bundle of chuckles? If they could just cure him of the decapitation thing he'd fit right into any Democratic caucus. We'd have to break him in easy, though. You wouldn't want to stick him in a room with a couple of crazies like Pelosi and Dean right away...

[Ghost of Philip Marlowe]

With The Swimmer's backing and sponsorship, Zarq can be given political asylum. They could find him a nice little place on Martha's Vineyard and get him a job teaching at Columbia....

[broadsword]

Musab al Zarqawi has something in common with the King Of Chappaquiddick?

Sure! They're both bloody, murderous, misogynistic perverts.

[JLAGRAYFOX]

Ted Kennedy, John Kerry and the entire Democrat "treason" Party are traitors and should be treated as such!!!

[spinestein]

Heh Heh Heh.

Good satire is like the best sticks. Short and pointed.

[Petronski]

That's gold, Mr. Robinson. Gold!

[atchoo2]

His website is full of good satire:

http://jerhad.typepad.com/jerhad/

[shibumi]

"Zarqawi: ''Kennedy Is the Only One That Understands Us'' "


Now, the only question is.....will THEY be able to understand HIM?????

(Senator Edward M. Kennedy - The "M" stands for "Mumbles")

[Khurkris]

And in other news...

Hillary Collapses from Stress of Makeover
BUFFALO, New York --- Senator Hillary Clinton collapsed during a speech today, but she is said to be doing fine. While her handlers said she was suffering from a stomach ailment, insiders say that Clinton's massive and hasty makeover caused her internal system to shut down.
"When you're biologically wired for socialism and try to change that overnight, things in your system are bound to react and shut down," said one insider. "Suddenly becoming anti-immigration, pro-Christian, and pro-life when your core is the exact opposite is enough to put even the biggest horse down for the count. This might derail the makeover train and force her to slow down with the makeover. She was planning to announce that she was joining the NRA at her speech today, and I think that threw her system into complete shock."

courtesy of Jerhad.com

[Gil4]

al-Zarqawi + beer = Kennedy

[calcowgirl]

Ping.... ROFL!

[america-rules]

Pretty good !