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Man peed way out of avalanche (drank 60 bottles of beer, melted snow encasing car)
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Posted on 01/28/2005 12:14:01 PM PST by presidio9
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posted on
01/28/2005 12:14:01 PM PST
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presidio9
To: presidio9
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posted on
01/28/2005 12:14:56 PM PST
by
naturalized
(Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called walking.)
To: presidio9
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posted on
01/28/2005 12:14:58 PM PST
by
Renderofveils
(8th Engineer Bn, 1 Cav. "Cannibals!")
To: mhking; martin_fierro; TheBigB; Tijeras_Slim; Constitution Day; finnman69
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posted on
01/28/2005 12:14:59 PM PST
by
presidio9
(Islam is as Islam does)
To: presidio9
Now THERE'S a guy who's using his head (of foam).
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posted on
01/28/2005 12:15:16 PM PST
by
Lazamataz
(Running around in a circle waving my arms and screaming like a little girl)
To: mhking
Peeeeng...... peeeeeng....
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posted on
01/28/2005 12:15:28 PM PST
by
Arthur Wildfire! March
("You can't hit a home run with softballs." Close to what Reagan said once.)
To: presidio9
Drink a beer, save a life.
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posted on
01/28/2005 12:15:31 PM PST
by
FormerACLUmember
(Honoring Saint Jude's assistance every day.)
To: presidio9
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posted on
01/28/2005 12:15:40 PM PST
by
cdbull23
("If it's brown, drink it down. If it's black, send it back." - Homer on what's good to drink.)
To: presidio9
Don't-eat-yellow-snow bump.
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posted on
01/28/2005 12:15:42 PM PST
by
roaddog727
(The marginal propensity to save is 1 minus the marginal propensity to consume.)
To: Lazamataz
He was using all three heads he had available ...
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posted on
01/28/2005 12:15:56 PM PST
by
ArrogantBustard
(Western Civilisation is Aborting, Buggering, and Contracepting itself out of existence.)
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
01/28/2005 12:15:59 PM PST
by
presidio9
(Islam is as Islam does)
To: presidio9
What was the guy doing with 60 bottles of beer in his car?
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posted on
01/28/2005 12:16:22 PM PST
by
My2Cents
("I look to two things: First to God and then to Fox News.")
To: presidio9
Now that's using your......head.
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posted on
01/28/2005 12:16:22 PM PST
by
nuconvert
(No More Axis of Evil by Christmas ! TLR)
To: presidio9
Ah, yes, the old Homer Simpson Solution to all life's problems. Give this guy a Nobel Prize
To: presidio9
He can title the book he writes about the experience "the King of the Golden Stream".
To: Lazamataz
This merits the old, "Hold'muh'beer' alert.
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posted on
01/28/2005 12:17:00 PM PST
by
Arthur Wildfire! March
("You can't hit a home run with softballs." Close to what Reagan said once.)
To: Renderofveils
....And that, My dearest Honey, is the story of how I got drunk. I swear its true, every word....
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posted on
01/28/2005 12:17:08 PM PST
by
FormerACLUmember
(Honoring Saint Jude's assistance every day.)
To: presidio9
Right. Did he suspend the law of gravity?
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posted on
01/28/2005 12:17:10 PM PST
by
1rudeboy
To: presidio9
Why didn't he just pour the beer on the snow instead of processing it?
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posted on
01/28/2005 12:17:15 PM PST
by
Hillary's Lovely Legs
(Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says, Dam!)
To: presidio9
Suppose he could have just poured the beer in the snow directly but it wouldn't have been has much fun.
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