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What's That Smell? Jacksonville
Wash Post ^ | 1-26-05 | Tony Kornheiser

Posted on 01/26/2005 4:42:47 AM PST by OXENinFLA

Right after Chad Lewis caught that touchdown pass with about four minutes to go, the touchdown that cemented the victory and ensured the Philadelphia Eagles would be in the Super Bowl, some guy in the stands joyfully held up a sign that said, "We're Going To Jacksonville."

And I thought: What on earth is second prize? You have to build there?

How did Jacksonville get the Super Bowl? What, Tuscaloosa was booked?

If going to Jacksonville for a week is the reward New England and Philadelphia get for being the best teams in the NFL this year, Peyton Manning ought to be happy he didn't get there. Imagine how Manning would have felt, having to play all year in Indianapolis, and then landing in Jacksonville? Which gods would he have offended to get that killer quinella?

The NFL must see itself as handing out some sort of charity when it awards the Super Bowl to any place other than New Orleans, Miami and Southern California. Because, believe me, nobody wants the game to be anywhere but there. So when the NFL insists on putting it in outposts like Detroit, Houston or Minneapolis, people ask, "Are you guys nuts?" But when you pick Jacksonville, people are agape and say, "Who in Jacksonville has a photo of Tagliabue with a goat?"

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TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial; News/Current Events; US: Florida
KEYWORDS: asshat; jacksonville; jax; nefl; superbowl; tagliabuewithagoat; welovejax; whinyliberal
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To: chs68

LOL!


61 posted on 01/26/2005 6:21:57 AM PST by MisterRepublican ("I must go. I must be elusive.")
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To: Mad Mammoth

My beeber is on stune.........


62 posted on 01/26/2005 6:23:18 AM PST by Red Badger (I'm not an amatuer, I'm a PRO-crastinator........)
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To: chs68
"You should visit Omaha again -- perhaps this Spring or Summer."

I really am sorry you took offense. I didn't mean that Omaha wasn't a nice area or that the people were not friendly (just that sometimes it did smell bad). I loved my time there, but hated the cold winters. Please except my apologies, I didn't mean to upset you. Thanks for your offer, I might just take you up on it. I miss Spaghetti Works, the restaurants downtown, and Little Kings submarine sandwiches (the best!).
63 posted on 01/26/2005 6:27:13 AM PST by Ginifer (Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to act like one!)
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To: Naomi4

Whitey's Fish Camp? Be sure to bring your gun along. It's the last redneck outpost on Fleming Island. Scary place.


64 posted on 01/26/2005 6:32:04 AM PST by January24th
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To: numberonepal

And deadly and expensive, for Ray Lewis.


65 posted on 01/26/2005 6:38:05 AM PST by rabidralph (Congratulations, Pres. Bush and VP Cheney!)
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To: OXENinFLA

Greeley, CO has livestock and that place stunk, in 1972.


66 posted on 01/26/2005 6:38:57 AM PST by rabidralph (Congratulations, Pres. Bush and VP Cheney!)
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To: OXENinFLA
What's wrong with Jacksonville? They gave us Lynyrd Skynyrd.
67 posted on 01/26/2005 6:40:16 AM PST by Dan from Michigan ("We clearly screwed up on the communications," Detroit Mayor Kilpatrick - after caught in a lie.)
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To: OXENinFLA

Greetings from Tampa, Tony. For a town that obviously doesn't deserve the Superbowl, we sure do get a lot of them here, don't we? If you don't want to come here, though, that's fine by us. We have enough jerkwad tourists as it is.

Bite me.

Love,
small_l


68 posted on 01/26/2005 6:41:48 AM PST by small_l_libertarian (Snuggled back down into my cozy duvet of rage...)
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To: Ginifer
You didn't really upset me (and I'm sorry if I gave you that impression.)

I enjoy the Spaghetti Works (although I don't get there often enough).

Did you ever have a Runza? Since DC does not have them, having a Runza is always on my "must do" list whenever I visit Omaha.

69 posted on 01/26/2005 6:51:03 AM PST by chs68
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To: MisterRepublican
I Knew IT!

You are the DU poster known as "LOL"!!

You must know ROTFLMAO.

70 posted on 01/26/2005 6:52:33 AM PST by chs68
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To: OXENinFLA
I love Jax - granted the airport will be stretched to capacity - but downtown is safe and enjoyable - especially that place with the outdoor food court where local musicians play

Hey - Ronnie VanZant called west side, home - cant be all bad

Im partial to St Augustine too (except the old strip)

and everyone there is polite and friendly

71 posted on 01/26/2005 6:53:24 AM PST by Revelation 911
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To: January24th
Whitey's Fish Camp? Be sure to bring your gun along. It's the last redneck outpost on Fleming Island. Scary place.

What, are you kidding me? My mother-in-law, and her little group of blue-haired church ladies do lunch there all the time.

I'm the last red-neck in fleming island.

72 posted on 01/26/2005 7:00:15 AM PST by papertyger (Nothing is so "black and white" it can't be made gray...if you "spin" it hard enough.)
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To: Moose4

I lived in Jacksonville for a year in the late 1980s and the most delightful memory I took away how great the food was at Clark's Fish Camp. At the time it was not part of a suburb but was a way's out. I did not think it was still in business. Now if I can only find the place I would go back.


73 posted on 01/26/2005 7:01:38 AM PST by desi53
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To: papertyger

Yeah, I used to go there, too. Great catfish nuggets. Lousy service, though.

However, one Friday night convinced me...and it was only 9:00 p.m.!! I felt lucky to leave without a scratch. If the Middleburg folks would just find their own catfish somewhere else. LOL!!


74 posted on 01/26/2005 7:02:46 AM PST by January24th
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To: Red Badger

We moved before I got to high school. I did attend Fletcher Junior High in Jax Beach.


75 posted on 01/26/2005 7:09:58 AM PST by GodBlessRonaldReagan (Count Petofi will not be denied!)
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To: OldSmaj

It may just be a lizard, but it's a TASTY lizard!


76 posted on 01/26/2005 7:10:41 AM PST by GodBlessRonaldReagan (Count Petofi will not be denied!)
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To: Moose4

Clark's Fish Camp has the best Fried fish. So light. However, the PETA people would freak out. There are stuffed animals everywhere.


77 posted on 01/26/2005 7:11:39 AM PST by FatherofFive (Choose life!)
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To: OXENinFLA
I would tell you what I think about Tony Kornheiser, Hugh Douglas, and every other fathead (AND fatass in the case of Mr. Douglas) who has impugned my city, but I do not want to end my four year run as a Freeper by getting bounced for profanity.

Jacksonville will do just fine, thank you... and we will (perhaps unfortunately) enter the Super Bowl rotation after the world gets a look at us this February. By that point, everyone will have forgotten about all of the nasty things hurled at my city by no talent windbags like Tony. The only downside to this entire situation (other than the completely ridiculous traffic I've had to deal with through months of construction) is the coming influx of yankees toting furniture instead of tourist dollars.

If anyone from the great, white, unwashed north wants to challenge me on my assertion that Jacksonville and the outlying areas of St. Augustine and Gainesville are, in fact, THE CENTER OF THE KNOWN UNIVERSE, please ping me... I will be glad to Freepmail you a photo essay via links that will sway your opinion... as long as you promise not to move here.

78 posted on 01/26/2005 7:12:00 AM PST by ericthecurdog ("We are conservatives. This great Republican Party is our historical house. This is our home.")
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To: Robert A. Cook, PE

Kornheiser is in DC.


79 posted on 01/26/2005 7:14:22 AM PST by expatpat
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To: chs68
" Did you ever have a Runza?"

No, never had the opportunity. Will have to try that when I get back for a visit. Have a good one!
80 posted on 01/26/2005 7:16:46 AM PST by Ginifer (Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to act like one!)
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