[.cnI redruM]

Dowd strikes again....

[bikepacker67]

[television is just wrong]

LOL, send her to Holland, I hear they just started euthanizing people who have lost their happiness and don't have a meaning to go on.

[randita]

if you kill one jihadist, two more arrive to take his place; if you kill three, five more pop up; if you get five, eight more appear, and so on.

And if you don't kill any, they kill 3,000 of us in a fell swoop.

[guitarist]

Dowd NEVER disappoints!!!!!!!!!

[goldstategop]

Maureen Dowd is foggier than Denny Crane. Actually, he's smarter. He even has a quote I'm fond of which would leave the Left running screaming for the hills. As much as I like the sound of the name, character, the tagline is much more fitting. A true ignoramous like Dowd will never get it.

Denny Crane: "I look to two things: First to God and then to Fox News."

[balk]

Maureen Dowd: Don't know much.

[DTogo]

My favorite equation: Dowd + FreeRepublic = Zeta Jones

[ladtx]

Mo, baby, you've been trying to think again haven't you?

[gridlock]

Does anybody read this harpy shrew anymore?

Folks used to think she was clever, now she just sounds bitter. Even die hard libs I know just kind of look the other way when they see one of her columns. Kind of like passing a blood car wreck on the freeway. The only people who look are the ones who want to see bloody bodies.

[speed_addiction]

For now, Sam Cooke's song is right about the Bushies. They don't know much about history.

Yeah, Maureen. You know all about history. Michael Douglas met Catherine and YOU WERE HISTORY!!!

[HenryLeeII]

If you multiply 1,370 dead soldiers times zero weapons of mass destruction, that equals zero achievement for Rice, who helped the president and vice president bamboozle America into war.

Dowd is a vicious and ignorant person.

First of all, 1,370 soldiers have not been killied in action in Iraq; unfortunately, soldiers die during routine training, while being transported, etc., so statistically speaking, some of the non-combat deaths that have occurred in Iraq would have occurred even if we had never invaded.

Secondly, we have found WMD, disproving the baseless theory that Hussein had destroyed his pre-Gulf War stockpiles and/or had no post-Gulf War WMD activities. We have found rockets filled with cyclosarin, WMD-related programs, and seed stocks for various biological weapons programs.

Thirdly, we didn't go into war because of then-current possession of WMD; Dowd, like that witch Boxer, needs to actually read the Congressional War Resolution in order to understand the multiple reasons, which included Iraq's aggression against the U.S., its support of terrorist activities, and Hussein's oppression of the Iraqi people.

And lastly, the SSCI investigation on pre-war intelligence cleared the Bush administration of any allegations of misusing that intelligence to mislead us into invading Iraq. The resulting report was approved by unanimously by all Dems as well as Republicans. And the only person I have found on record calling Iraq an "imminent threat" is former senator John Edwards.

[TomHarkinIsNotFromIowa]

"It's obvious Maureen Dowd hasn't gotten over her breakup with Michael Douglas who she thinks is a real American president but he didn't do anything but utter the words written for him by Aaron Sorkin and stand where someone director told him to stand and have his hair coifed by somebody who knew what to do, and then he blew it by running off with Catherine Zeta-Jones, leaving Maureen Dowd in the lurch. All she's got now is bourbon for mouthwash, and it's showing on her columns." Rush Limbaugh

[APFel]

WHAT?!? A Dowd article where she doesn't plug the president, the VP and cabinet in to some movie or television roles?

HOW TO WRITE A DOWD ARTICLE:

Take a jack-in-the-box in hand. Spin the crank until the head on a spring ejects from the box (you may dance to the music of the jack-in-the-box but it is not required). Place the jack-in-the-box in front of any computer keyboard.

Smack the Jack-in-the-box in the back of the head. The springed head will strike the keys of the keyboard. Repeat until article is written.

Send the article to the editor for grammar and typo corrections.

VIOLA! Your very own Dowd article. Now sit back and enjoy the accolades from your leftist peers. It's that simple!

APf

[Robert A Cook PE]

Like the teenager said, when his mother found the magazine stash, "I'm only reading this for the pictures....."

Of Zeta-Jones.

[NRA1995]

Ann Coulter is far more clever....purtier too

[FreedomCalls]

The Immutable Laws of Maureen Dowd

A guide to reading the New York Times columnist.
by Josh Chafetz

THE FIRST IMMUTABLE LAW OF DOWD: The first and most important rule is what might be termed the People magazine principle: All political phenomena can be reduced to caricatures of the personalities involved. Any reference to policy concerns or even to old-fashioned politicking is, like, so passé. And, of course, with every caricature goes a nickname.

THE SECOND IMMUTABLE LAW OF DOWD: It's easier to whine than to take a stand or offer solutions.

THE THIRD IMMUTABLE LAW OF DOWD: It is better to be cute than coherent.

[RayChuang88]

This is what I think about Maureen Dowd's intelligence nowadays:

[Polyxene]

NAG-HAG!

[mhking]

No facts. Just insults.

And the New York Times pays Dowd for this kind of sh*t?

Just damn.

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[RushCrush]

MoDo is everything I never want to be. Poor girl.