[APFel]

WHAT?!? A Dowd article where she doesn't plug the president, the VP and cabinet in to some movie or television roles?

HOW TO WRITE A DOWD ARTICLE:

Take a jack-in-the-box in hand. Spin the crank until the head on a spring ejects from the box (you may dance to the music of the jack-in-the-box but it is not required). Place the jack-in-the-box in front of any computer keyboard.

Smack the Jack-in-the-box in the back of the head. The springed head will strike the keys of the keyboard. Repeat until article is written.

Send the article to the editor for grammar and typo corrections.

VIOLA! Your very own Dowd article. Now sit back and enjoy the accolades from your leftist peers. It's that simple!

APf

[DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet]

A friend of mine writes software, and I'm trying to get him to make a Dowd generator.

[dAnconia]

Are you kidding!?
Such a method has a much larger chance of coming up with something that makes sense!