Maureen Dowd is foggier than Denny Crane. Actually, he's smarter. He even has a quote I'm fond of which would leave the Left running screaming for the hills. As much as I like the sound of the name, character, the tagline is much more fitting. A true ignoramous like Dowd will never get it.
Denny Crane: "I look to two things: First to God and then to Fox News."