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To: gortklattu
I forget the skit, but one character asks Johnny:
"Ubangi?"
"Ubetcha!"
To: gortklattu
The Old Spice Sailor sketch
To: gortklattu
It's not always the line, it's the delivery.
Johnny as David Carradine Kung Fu character: I come from Peking.
You come from Peking in China?
No, I come from Peking in your window.
To: gortklattu
Most Appropate for our northern neighbors today....
Johnny.........."Wow, It sure Is cold today"
ED.............."How cold was it"
Johnny.........."I saw a dog stuck to a telephone pole"
Sissssss Boom
59 posted on
01/23/2005 12:29:38 PM PST by
Robe
(Rome did not create a great empire by talking, they did it by killing all those who opposed them)
To: gortklattu
Wow!.... and I thought I was old.
How longs it been since he quit?
70 posted on
01/23/2005 12:37:20 PM PST by
Safrguns
To: gortklattu
To me, the very funniest moment ever on tv was Ed Ames, as Mingo, demonstrating his tomahawk-throwing skills. It was Johnny's reaction that made an otherwise funny event absolutely hilarious.
71 posted on
01/23/2005 12:38:56 PM PST by
kayak
(Have you prayed for your President today?)
To: gortklattu
When Saturday Night Live hit the airwaves, and everyone was talking about Chevy Chase having a late night talk show that would compete with The Tonight Show, Carson said... "Chevy Chase couldn't ad lib a fart after a baked-bean dinner."
:)
75 posted on
01/23/2005 12:42:10 PM PST by
veronica
(Got a script? Go here - http://www.filmmonterey.org/screenwriting.html)
To: gortklattu
I remember once someone asked him on his show if he ever had a word of advice, and he said "Never pet a dog that is on fire"
I've always loved that quote, it was my sig line for a long time.
To: gortklattu
My Favorite...
A typical Carson moment occurred on October 16, 1987.
Carson always took a special delight in people with
eccentric hobbies, and on this night he had a guest named
Myrtle Young from Fort Wayne, Indiana, whose hobby was
collecting potato chips that looked like other objects -
an angry dog, a sleeping bird, a candle . . .
While Myrtle proudly showed off her fine (and fragile)
collection, Ed McMahon distracted her momentarily and as
she was turned away there was a resounding "crunch" from Carson.
All eyes turned to the host who has just bitten into a potato chip!
Myrtle is in a state of shock, clutching her chest with her
mouth agape and her eyes wide with shock and betrayal.
How could Johnny munch one of her works of art?!?
Ever the grand-master of timing, Carson allowed the gag
to play out for a while before assuring Myrtle and reaching down
to hold up a big bowl of chips he had behind his desk in
preparation for the prank. The laughter went on for several minutes
89 posted on
01/23/2005 1:06:06 PM PST by
deadhead
(God Bless Our Troops and Veterans)
To: gortklattu
One of my favorites:
Name what offence someone should automatically get the death sentence:
Johnny: Whoever told squirrels they were good at crossing the road!
92 posted on
01/23/2005 1:08:06 PM PST by
Chuck54
To: gortklattu
"Have you heard about the Jerry Falwell doll?"
"You wind it up and it goes around and pokes its nose into everyone's business."
To: gortklattu
Damn, I was just saying that to my wife. It's the only Carnack I could remember because it's so damn funny.
96 posted on
01/23/2005 1:11:09 PM PST by
Lx
(If dolphins are so smart, why do they live in igloos?)
To: gortklattu
The only one I remember is from Carnac.
Ed: Yassir Arafat
Johnny: Yassir Arafat
(envelope opening)
Johnny: What's the sound made when Dolly Parton removes her bra?
98 posted on
01/23/2005 1:15:15 PM PST by
manic4organic
(We won. Get over it.)
To: gortklattu
Sorry to take this thread off the anti smoking subject but there was one show where Doc came out wearing the most outrageous multi colored clothes. Johnny took one look at him and said "Rubiks suit?"
To: gortklattu
Ed Ames and the tomahawk!
116 posted on
01/23/2005 1:42:38 PM PST by
Redleg Duke
(Pass Tort Reform Now! Make the bottom clean for the catfish!)
To: gortklattu
I'm sure it's already been posted, but:
"...and I didn't even know you were Jewish!"
To: gortklattu
"May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits."
"May the rowboat of your life break apart mid-lake, and may your mother cease to find help as she runs barking along the shore..."
To: gortklattu; All
Thanks for starting this thread and taking me for a pleasing walk down memory lane, and thanks to all the posters for their memories, too.
Johnny Carson, RIP.
139 posted on
01/23/2005 3:11:50 PM PST by
Theresawithanh
(2005! My resolution: FReep even MORE this year!!!)
To: gortklattu
146 posted on
01/23/2005 3:30:50 PM PST by
MissouriConservative
( Do your duty in all things. You cannot do more; you should never wish to do less. - Robert E. Lee)
To: gortklattu
"I did not know that." :)
R.I.P. Mr. Carson
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