To: gortklattu
Most Appropate for our northern neighbors today....
Johnny.........."Wow, It sure Is cold today"
ED.............."How cold was it"
Johnny.........."I saw a dog stuck to a telephone pole"
Sissssss Boom
59 posted on
01/23/2005 12:29:38 PM PST by
Robe
(Rome did not create a great empire by talking, they did it by killing all those who opposed them)
To: Robe
I liked the one where Racquel Welch got up and walked out on him. She brought her cat on stage with her, she sat down and put the cat in her lap. She asked Johnny if he would like to pet her pussy. Johnny said that her sure would if she would move the damn cat. Johnny got sued and Racquel never went back on his show again.
Someone else might have already posted this, I didn't read all of the other posts.
74 posted on
01/23/2005 12:40:56 PM PST by
oldenuff2no
(Proud Nam Vet)
To: Robe
Johnny.........."Wow, It sure was cold today"
ED.............."How cold was it?"
Johnny........."About as cold as your date, Ed."
133 posted on
01/23/2005 2:26:07 PM PST by
MS.BEHAVIN
(If it is not right, do not do it; if it is not true, do not say it. Marcus Aurelius)
To: Robe
Johnny.........."Wow, It sure Is cold today"
ED.............."How cold was it"
Johnny.........."I saw a dog stuck to a telephone pole" 
141 posted on
01/23/2005 3:14:02 PM PST by
Gondring
(They can have my Bill of Rights when they pry it from my cold, dead hands!)
To: Robe
I had a dog with only three legs once.
He used to go up to a tree and fall over
241 posted on
01/24/2005 10:00:12 AM PST by
Cowman
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