A Bunch of Krabby Patties

The New York Slimes ^ | 23 January 2005 | Maureen Dowd

[rdb3]

Even if he's a little light in the flippers, SpongeBob has brought children good, clean fun. SpongeBush has brought the world dark, endless fights.

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Good grief.

Real men don't whine.

[Brian328i]

I tried reading it, but all I could think to myself was, "blah blah blah blah blah..."

[MJY1288]

The delusional writings of Maureen Dowd has convinced me that she has lost any possibility of returning to reality.

[Petronski]

Great title.



Idiotic column (Mo, you ignorant slut!).

[RandallFlagg]

[peyton randolph]

The three words that drive Dowd to intoxicated rants: Catherine Zeta Jones.

Poor Maureen just doesn't know how to satisfy a man.

[cabojoe]

[Mo1]

Good Grief ... she is such a nasty bitter women

It's no wonder she was dumped

[AmericanArchConservative]

ZZZZzzzzz snorrrre zzzZZZZ* what? oh - it's just another insanity induced, MoDo seizure on the keyboard...
zzzzsknnnnnx! wake me again when there is something consequential going on...g'night

LOL!

[Southack]

"He inspired me to fish through the president's Inaugural Address with a more skeptical eye. Mr. Bush's epic pledge to support democratic movements and institutions in every nation and to end "tyranny in our world" may seem wildly pie-in-the-sky, given that the Iraq vortex has drained our military."

It must be editorial policy now at the NY Times to have an obligatory dig against President Bush, no matter how unrelated (from SpongeBob to Iraq War), in every column.

Sorta like the propaganda quotas required of his writers by Joseph Goebbels, one presumes...

[shibumi]

Any true SpongeBob fan knows that in reality he's got a thing for Sandy the Space-Helmet Wearing Squirrel. OOPS! I guess that means he's into some bizarre form or cross-species, vertebrate/invertebrate bestiality. Or perhaps this is how "natural selection" works?!?

(Maybe Maureen can find her ideal man in Bikini Bottom. Mr. Krabs is single.)

[Petronski]

BigMo can't bring herself to speak of her hatred for the manly bits (the genitalia masculina).

[BigCinBigD]

The place is named Bikini Bottom. Not Speedo bottom for cripes sake.

[libs_kma]

I can't even read the crap that she writes. How does she even hold a job? I find myself going back and forth just to find a point.

That is one whacked out spinster. I bet in a few years she's going to be found with 273 cats running around her home.

[Calpernia]

I really think there are more life or death issues on the table to take up a cause on now rather than lend this much thought to analyzing a cartoon.

[timestax]

[durasell]

I always find myself clicking on the Dowd threads for the KZJ pics. Odd, no?

[Beckwith]

I can't believe she gets paid to write this drivel.

[mlc9852]

I doubt it's a man she wants to satisfy.