A Bunch of Krabby Patties

The New York Slimes ^ | 23 January 2005 | Maureen Dowd

[Jhensy]

Put down the remote and go out and get some fresh air, Mo. Geez.

Does EVERY SINGLE column of hers have to be some Hollywood/TV/Washington corollary? Does anyone find this witty?

[Miss Marple]

You are absolutely right. Here is her formula:

1. Find something from Holywood or television that is currently in the news.

2. Plug names of the President and assorted administration officials into the roles.

3. Mock the President for acting like some doofus Hollywood character.

She has done this with "The Godfather," "The Pssion of Christ," "Titanic," and a few others that I can't recall right now.

[Jaxter]

[Lazamataz]

MoDo has gone over the edge.

[Lazamataz]

Does EVERY SINGLE column of hers have to be some Hollywood/TV/Washington corollary? Does anyone find this witty?

No wonder Michael Douglass left her sorry ass.

[csvset]

That's for the CZJ relief, a sure antidote for Dowd overdose.

[steveyp]

I only open MoDo postings on FR to see CZJ.

[AmericanChef]

Who cares about Moo-reen's crabby panties?

[BigCinBigD]

273 cats and one can of tuna. Spinster...It's whats for dinner.

[peyton randolph]

I doubt it's a man she wants to satisfy.

She started hitting the bottle and became nuttier than usual after actor Michael Douglas dumped her for Catherine Zeta Jones.

[tet68]

Mo, don't go worrying you little head about Bush and
parlor tricks, you should be much more concerned about
how GREAT KKKaty C. looked at Donald's wedding, she was
wearing YOUR dress!

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