Posted on 01/22/2005 8:06:22 PM PST by bigsigh
I have received a letter from Pat Cohen Esquire, Christian and US citizen notifying me that I am a beneficiary of $750,000 from Strom Thurmond's estate because of all the good deeds I've done (apparently not anonymously enough). It is being held in Wellington House in Cambridge by FX International ROYAL AND SCOTTISH GROUP. (RSG Fiduciaries or the RSG Fiduciary Bank in London.
I am waiting instructions for how to transfer the funds, but I think I'd rather just pick them up in person. It says I may be released the money by any means I desire.
I got a letter saying I was supposed to take half of your allotment.
Dang. I never knew that Strom was Nigerian.
Ping
apparently only his daughter, lol
let me guess.....you have to send in $300 bucks for admin fees and then it is all yours...........LOl.....what a racket.....
Someone posted that Internet scamming was something like the third largest industry in Nigeria. I hope they were kidding.
Meet me at the bank on Monday noon, GMT.
Tell them you would like a courior to hand deliver a cashier's check to your door and to buy a first class ticket and rent a limo at the airport and to take it out of the money.
Is your name Trent Lott? ;)
Don't fall for bogus scams, only Nigerian offers are for real!
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Anyone know of a US supreme court office at 1015 Sumpter St. Suite 200 Columbia SC 29201?
Dear Sir,
I am an Uruk of Mordor, charged with the discovery of a number of valuable treasures within Moria. It has come to my notice that the mithril hoard previously owned by Ori of the land of Moria has been found by one of our cave-trolls. Under our laws, the hoard will be shared between our lord Sauron and the local Balrog, but so far neither knows the extent of the treasure.
Sir, I come to you as a respectful businessperson in order that we may derive some profit ourselves from this venture, I would wish that I could arrange for the transfer of half of the find to yourself, costing roughly 20,000 silver pennies. From this amount, I will then arrange for a further such that 25% remains your own, 5% goes for sundry costs (including hire of strong Rohan horses for use in transportation), 5% is given in bribe to the cave troll to ensure the quantity reported to our respective Lords is adjusted, 65% belongs to myself and my fellow Orcs.
In order that this be accomplished, I ask only that you provide details of:
Your willingness to participate in this venture,
Confirmation that you will not speak of this venture to anyone else, or wear any magic rings,
Your race and land of residence,
The location of your local Palantir or identity of your preferred message-carrying bird or beast,
Your given name, and any name you are known by in the Western lands,
The number of ponies you possess.
I look forward to your returning correspondence, which can be whispered to any passing magpie. I trust that you will ensure that no other dark feathered birds come to hear of this transaction.
http://taint.org/2002/09/03/170024a_mail.html
rofl
Yeah, it seems much bigger.
thanx, they need a search function.
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