1 posted on
01/17/2005 8:25:44 AM PST by
Ellesu
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2 posted on
01/17/2005 8:26:57 AM PST by
dakine
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4 posted on
01/17/2005 8:27:56 AM PST by
backinthefold
( Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?)
To: Ellesu
Reminds me of what my rural Vermont-raised husband and brother used to do to his city cousins in the winter - they'd dare them to lick the metal utility pole next to the house, then laugh when their tongues froze to it.
LQ
To: Ellesu
Depending on your temperment, some of us might not consider this good news...
9 posted on
01/17/2005 8:31:11 AM PST by
djf
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10 posted on
01/17/2005 8:32:01 AM PST by
Nea Wood
(I considered atheism but there weren't enough holidays.)
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13 posted on
01/17/2005 8:35:31 AM PST by
Laura Earl
(Never argue with an idiot. He will bring you down to his level and then beat you with experience.)
To: Ellesu
Poor kitty! Thanks Grandma and kids for saving the cat.
To: Ellesu; boxerblues; backinthefold; LizardQueen; cwiz24; Quick Shot; MizSterious; djf; Nea Wood; ...
Back in the '70s, my grandparents had a metal refrigerator of some sort - stainless steel, I assume.
I was maybe three or four when I got a wild hair and decided to lick the fridge when no one was around. I stuck like glue.
Then someone got the bright idea of pouring hot water on my face to get me loose.
15 posted on
01/17/2005 8:36:10 AM PST by
Xenalyte
(Your mother sells hot dogs.)
To: Ellesu
It was a "triple dog dare."
18 posted on
01/17/2005 8:38:04 AM PST by
dfwgator
(It's sad that the news media treats Michael Jackson better than our military.)
To: Ellesu
Poor kitty. I'm glad someone was there to get the cat to a vet.
To: Ellesu
Awww, poor cat.
Too bad it wasn't an electric fence.
34 posted on
01/17/2005 8:48:17 AM PST by
Manic_Episode
(I don't lose my composure in a high speed chase)
To: Ellesu
Whoever wrote that headline needs to head back to grade school. A woman and her grandkids saved a fence?
36 posted on
01/17/2005 8:49:47 AM PST by
AQGeiger
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To: Ellesu
39 posted on
01/17/2005 8:50:58 AM PST by
MontanaBeth
(NEVER FORGET)
To: Ellesu
Triple dog dare...
47 posted on
01/17/2005 8:59:00 AM PST by
evets
(God bless president George W. Bush)
To: Ellesu
Poor little kitty. Thank Goodness for Grandma and her grandkids.
66 posted on
01/17/2005 9:17:22 AM PST by
Saundra Duffy
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To: Ellesu
I don't know what was more improbable...the cat's flip onto the fence or the Eagles' pop-flip-and-catch touchdown.
To: Ellesu
A little boy was sitting on the curb with a gallon of turpentine and shaking it up and watching all the bubbles.
A little while later a Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had.
The little boy replied, "This is the most powerful liquid in the world; it's called turpentine."
The Priest said, "No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you take some of this Holy Water and rub it on a pregnant women's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby."
The little boy replied, "You take some of this here turpentine and rub it on a cat's *ss and he'll pass a Harley Davidson."
76 posted on
01/17/2005 9:41:34 AM PST by
MarineBrat
(The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools!)
To: Ellesu
Catsicles are yucky
79 posted on
01/17/2005 9:53:13 AM PST by
Conspiracy Guy
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To: Ellesu
So I guess we almost had the 102nd way to...
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