Chappaquiddick Caption Contest

GOP and the City | 1/14/05 | The Man

[GOP and the City]

Captain Kennedy Caption Contest
1) Create a caption, post it in the comments section
2) Say "Captain Kennedy Caption Contest" 10 times
3) Photoshop entries are welcome
4) Don't drink and drive

[GOP and the City]

GOP and The City

Sample: The kids call this "a shocker"

[RushCrush]

Can you believe, it only took me 5 days to sober up?

[atomicpossum]

I said "Bring me another fifth!"

[Battle Hymn of the Republic]

I just pushed my door open, and got the h*ll out of there!

[handy old one]

Honest it only took me five tries to open the door to get out of the car. Normal fat content raised me to the top. Any questions need to be referred to Bill Clinton he's my best friend. He makes me look good, honest and proper.

[silent_jonny]

"I figure it took maybe four or five hours before Mary Jo finally gave it up and drowned. Her and that damned baby she was carrying. (hehe) And the whole time she's down there, I'm toweling off and getting my stories straight with my lawyers--you know the usual!"

[TheSpottedOwl]

"Hey, I've only had five drinks today"!

[GOP and the City]

http://www.ytedk.com/

[Rummyfan]

Don't know which is worse - the drunken slob responsible for the death of Mary Jo Kopechne or the Dem and media sycophants who line up to kiss his arse!

[conservativecorner]

"I had her panties off in 5 seconds, but the funny part is that when we went off the bridge it took me even less time to decide to let her drown. Boy was that a scary time for me, but now I can laugh about the whole episode."

[hgro]

Fat Teddie says "I am the errant sperm of an evil donor - my criminal father". He sowed his seed thru out Hollywood and with various floozies in the east coast establishment.
I am proud I tell your - proud of my heritage from my criminal ancestors.

[Joe 6-pack]

"And on the fourth try I finally spit out, 'Barak Obama.'"

[bert]

"I thought about saving her for 5 seconds and then got the hell out of Dodge."

[TXBSAFH]

Holy sinking Oldsmobiles Teddy bourbon is not a breakfast beverage.

[dead]

Steady Teddy

[silent_jonny]

"Do I know any lawyers? Hell with the trouble this family gets into, we've got five lawyers living right there inside the compound. We call em 'The Kennedy Minutemen'."

[null and void]

Refreshments ... included three half gallons of vodka, four fifths of scotch, two bottles of rum and two cases of beer.

What did the rest of the party goers drink?

[silent_jonny]

LMAO!