Osama bin...Osama Obama

ABC News ^ | January 13, 2005

[Ancesthntr]

Check out the last line of the article where Fat Ted calls Osama bin Laden "Osama Obama."

[massgopguy]

"Joan Kennedy in DWI" is what newspapers in Boston call; "A Standing Headline."

[massgopguy]

The "e" was on the placard displaying the word "potatoe" which was held by a member of the nation's largest Teacher's Union.

[OldFriend]

Definitely a high crime and misdemeanor

[MamaLucci]

"O Sambo can you refresh my Chivas?"

ROFLMAO!!!

[NRA2BFree]

While Kennedy said it is too easy to blame the loss on a particular issue or tactic, Democrats do need to "do a better job of looking within ourselves and speaking out for the principles we believe in."

Your "principles?" What a joke!!! You mean "lack of principles!" THAT, Mr. Kennedy, is EXACTLY what turned Americans off. Your "principles" support abortion, homosexuality, Political Correctness, socialism, globalism, separation of church and state, liberal judges, etc! Yeah, I think Americans understand the RAT party "principles!"

[RMprog]

The joys of revisionist history!

[maggief]

The swimmer is really making a splash this month ...

http://www.opinionjournal.com/best/?id=110006132

Friday, January 7, 2005 4:29 p.m. EST

A Bridge Too Far
From Sen. Ted Kennedy's questioning of Attorney General-designate Alberto Gonzales yesterday:

Well, just as an attorney, as a human being, I would have thought that if there were recommendations that were so blatantly and flagrantly over the line in terms of torture, that you might have recognized them. I mean, it certainly appears to me that water boarding, with all its descriptions about drowning someone to that kind of a point, would come awfully close to getting over the border, and that you'd be able to at least say today, "There were some that were recommended or suggested on that, but I certainly wouldn't have had a part of that, as a human being."

[plain talk]

Yeah, he also claimed Bush will cut Social Security 33% when its the opposite. If we do nothing payouts will need to be cut 33% in 70+ years based on the govt web site. Bush is fixing it so this won't happen. Bold-face lie.

[massgopguy]

"Young man, I'll have you know that I was drowning people before you were born" - Fatboy

[AuH2ORepublican]

"Rush had a clip of Teddy a year or so ago mumbling at the end of a rally some unintelligable noise. I wish I knew where to find that!"

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I didn't hear Rush today, but I remember back in 1994 when Rush still had a TV show that he kept replaying a clip of Ted Kennedy at a rally with Bill Clinton, and he said "and after you reelect old Kennedy, we're going to reelect Bill Clinton, as mumble mumble mumble mumble." Rush played it at least 5 times, then slowed it down, then played it backwards, until he finally clued us in on what Kennedy had said at the end: "as unelectable as the rest of us." Unfortunately, Ted proved correct, and he was reelected in 1994 (over Mitt Romney) and Clinton did manage to con his way back into the White House in 1996.

[sine_nomine]

Well said. Old Joe had no class. Few of his kids did. In one sense, Joe's horrible lack of soul led to many deaths: Kick was excommunicated from the family and died in a crash (parents at her funeral?); Joe Jr. died proving he was as good as Jack, whose heroism was faked; Rosemary was semi-murdered with a lobotomy when her father needed one instead; JFK and Bobby died for having a mobster as a father (in my opinion); Ted was totally neglected because Joe wanted one more kid for his litter and Rose made a deal. Ted's lack of character, proven many times over, caused the death of Mary Jo Kopechne.

[NJ Neocon]

Yes! That was it!

MAN I peed my pants. I wish I could find that!

[kitkat]

***BUT DON'T CALL HIM FAT. He's rotund, elephant like, but NOT FAT.***

Okay, but he's a FAT rotund, elephant like...

[cubreporter]

Wow. Too bad she was so weak. Guess she turned to alcohol in order to live with ted...sad. A wasted life except for her children. But...she could have probably had most anyone and so why she chose ted is a mystery.

[cubreporter]

Thank you. They jsut all lived such shameful lives EXCEPT the girls...they all remained honorable and respectable. I think they probably never had much of a say in their family until they married and left that house of horrors.

[cubreporter]

Thank you. They jsut all lived such shameful lives EXCEPT the girls...they all remained honorable and respectable. I think they probably never had much of a say in their family until they married and left that house of horrors.

[EternalVigilance]

If we only had a nickel for every brain cell Teddy has pickled, we could pay off the national debt.

Which would only seem fair, since he is personally responsible for such a large portion of it...

[Yaelle]

Imagine how he pronounces "Kopechne."

Best post of the day.

Seconded herewith!

[Mjaye]

I once owned a 57 Chevy, what the heck is a flat four?<<<<<<<

Me, too. I'm guessing it's a V-8 with only 4 working?
As in "not running on all cylinders"? That's Teddy, alright.

[evets]