Ex Rips Off Man's Testicle

She does seem to have a certain kind of doberman disposition to her...

221 posted on 01/13/2005 6:09:47 AM PST by djf

To: NYC GOP Chick

There's got to have been a rabbit or two boiling in pots somewhere along the line.

222 posted on 01/13/2005 6:13:49 AM PST by DaGman

To: NYC GOP Chick

Women always seem to think it's funny when a woman sexually mutilates a man... like Lorena Bobbit, or I'm sure this bimbo dingbat will be generating lots of back office giggles...

Why isn't it funny when a man sexually mutilates a woman?

223 posted on 01/13/2005 6:43:13 AM PST by Bon mots

I have to say I am skeptical of the story. First the scrotum skin is fairly tough and it stretches substantially. If she purchaced one of his nuts, and began pulling, the scrotum would have to be ruptured along with 4 layers of facia and muscle. Then the testicle is suspended on the testicular cord which is quiet mobile. You know one of the test we do when a person is thought to be faking unconsciousness is an ole squeeze to the balls. It sobers them up really quick if they are faking. They almost always give up the act. There is such a deep visceral pain associated with even a modest tug on the testicle and cord that reflexly a man will do anything to evade such an attack. So my only conclusion is that she was some sort of wier wolf or Dracul or an alien or catwoman or perhaps on PCP. And what does this say of this mans prowess. If he is that desirable with 2 nuts, he must be better than any 2 nuted man alive. No screams are reported. Is that possibly believable. I think not. This is less believable than Dan Rather not knowing the documents were fakes and forgeries. Conclusion...either a sharp metalic instrument is involved or this is not true.

224 posted on 01/13/2005 6:45:23 AM PST by Texas Songwriter (p)

To: NYC GOP Chick; lightingguy

I will not be IGNOOOOOORRRRRRED!!!

225 posted on 01/13/2005 7:16:56 AM PST by agrace ("...now the Big Jihad is begun." - newly elected PA president Abu Mazen to cheering crowds, 1/10)

226 posted on 02/09/2005 10:34:53 PM PST by endthematrix (Declare 2005 as the year the battle for freedom from tax slavery!)

To: NYC GOP Chick

227 posted on 02/09/2005 10:53:52 PM PST by Cindy

To: NYC GOP Chick

My dating risk tolerance just dropped 2 notches.

228 posted on 02/09/2005 10:57:19 PM PST by John Lenin (When it hits the fan, where do you go to ?)

To: Texas Songwriter

I have to agree...this is really bizarre and a crime or totally untrue and a waste of space.

229 posted on 02/09/2005 10:58:18 PM PST by Cindy

To: NYC GOP Chick

YIKES! Geez, this wasn't the thread to read before drifting off to sleep... :-O

230 posted on 02/09/2005 11:02:26 PM PST by nutmeg (democRATs = The Party of NO)

To: NYC GOP Chick

Friends don't let friends drive....... to their ex's house and......!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

231 posted on 02/09/2005 11:28:40 PM PST by This Just In (In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king.)

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