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A Few of FR's Finest....Every Day....01-10,11-05....Military Monday and Tuesday
Billie, The Mayor

Posted on 01/10/2005 4:43:38 AM PST by The Mayor




A Few of FR's Finest
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A Few of FR's Finest November 11, 2001

So many people have written me since my original Veteran's Day Tribute, asking how they, or a loved one, could be included in that tribute. Since I could no longer add the photos to the body of the thread, I had been including them in additional posts as I received enough to make another collage.
Still that didn't seem to be enough. I think there's never been a better nor more appropriate time to keep the faces of our own Veterans and Active Military in front of FReepers--every day! That's why I wanted to do yet another Daily Thread .....ABOUT FReepers .....and FOR FReepers. But not only about our Military FReepers; for all FReepers! Wouldn't it be nice to get to know a few of the other FReepers as well? That's why we've created a place for just that. This is a friendly room in JimRob's house where FReeper FRiends can gather every day and just say hello if that's all they want to do.
There's more of course. We sometimes feature different FReepers, with a little background information on who they are and what makes them who they are, along with a few photos you might not have seen on other threads; sometimes others write an essay for us to post as the feature for the day; sometimes our presentation is a human interest story found elsewhere that you might not have read; sometimes special holiday threads; but whatever the topic of the day, it is always with FR's Finest in mind and that is YOU!
If you would like to be featured, or would like to see someone else featured, please send me a private FR mail.
Every Monday we will post the photos of FR's Military Personnel that I have collected and put into groups; these will be available to view through a link the remainder of the week - every day just a click away. :)   If you would like to add a photo of yourself or a loved one in the military, past or present, please let me know; I will hold it until I have enough for a new group.
Thank you, and please have fun with us...every day! ~ Billie

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Thank You For Serving Our Country!

TOP: Logos, SwedeGirl's hubby, Neil E Wright, FallGuy, 1John, Sneakypete
MIDDLE:  T'wit, COB1, LadyX, Dick Bachert, 68-69TonkinGulfYatchClub
BOTTOM:  YankeeinSC, Delta21, JoeSixPack1



TOP:  Bosniajmc, AFVetGal, Archy, A Navy Vet
MIDDLE:  4TheFlag, Aeronaut, 68Grunt, Xinga
BOTTOM:  Codger, AAABest, Clinton's A Liar, Duke809, dcwusmc



TOP:  mc5cents, Norb2569, LBGA's son, VanJenerette
MIDDLE:  Jim Robinson, KJenerette, davidosborne, KG9Kid
BOTTOM:  gwmoore, Equality7-2521, SAMWolf



TOP:  porgygirl, Phil V., MudPuppy, NorCoGOP
MIDDLE:  RaceBannon, OneidaM, rdb3, jwTexian
BOTTOM:  USMC Vet, TheMayor, Vineyard, rhododogma



TOP:  g'nad, AgThorn's son Justin, SLB, AgThorn's son Brett.
MIDDLE:  fish70, razorback-bert, CheneyChick,Leroy S Mort, Mark17.
BOTTOM:  Terry's Take, Taxman, DinkyDau.



TOP:  ValerieUSA's son Grant, SK1Thurman, kd5cts, RangerVetNam,
dansangel and .45man's son-in-law Tony
BOTTOM:  rangerX, Old China Hand, Trish, Howlin's dad, Mustang



TOP: ohioWfan's son, MamaBear's father-in-law, MamaBear's dad, ladtx
MIDDLE:  The Mayor's niece, M.Kehoe, Beach_Babe's son-in-law
BOTTOM:  deadhead's dad, HiJinx, Severa's hubby, viligantcitizen's granddad.



TOP:  spectr17, RightOnline, SERE_Doc, Tet68.
MIDDLE:  FutureSnakeEater, RightOnline's wife, CIApilot, Clamper1797
BOTTOM:  usmcobra, onedoug, DiverDave, Joe6-pack



TOP:  Q6-God, Scan59, Mama Bear and JKPhoto's son, ofMagog.
MIDDLE:  Big'ol_freeper, JustAmy's great uncle, Prodigal Son.
BOTTOM:  JustAmy's husband, JustAmy's brother-in-law, JustAmy's brother.



TOP:  dakine's wife, MeeknMing's dad, Auntbee's nephew, MilitiaMan7, AlasBabylon.
BOTTOM:  Joe Brower, Temple Owl, Temple Owl's wife, dutchess' dad, Aomagrat.



TOP:  ladtx #2 son; DiverDave's twin Don; petuniasevan and husband
poorman; Mustard; ladtx #1 son;
BOTTOM:  AlamoGirl's brother Floyd; AG's dad; AG's brother Jim (inset);
WVNan's husband; ladtx' Aunt Eva.



TOP: Mo1's dad; BuffyT's Uncle (right, w/ her dad & grandmother); Armymarinemom's 3 sons.
MIDDLE: ru4Liberty's dad; SheLion's husband, MaineRebel; wirestripper.
BOTTOM: fivetoes; bigghurtt; hurricane; ladtx' dad; Pippin's brother.



TOP: Repubmommy's brother, Rose in RoseBear's uncle, BoxerBlues' son Chris, BoxerBlues' son Brent.
BOTTOM: Rose in RoseBear's cousin's hubby, Deadhead's stepdad, Dansy's dad, Misty's brother.



LEFT: Little Pig; TOP: hattend, Old Sarge, Aquamarine's dad.
MIDDLE: HuntsvilleTxVeteran.
BOTTOM: Its_me_K.E.T.'s son, Veloxherc, SeeRushToldU_So.





                     








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To: The Mayor
"I see you Lady X"

Surely you bluff!
I am encased in a stealth shield -- ..:))

61 posted on 01/10/2005 9:03:47 PM PST by LadyX ((( To God be all praise and honor and glory -- )))
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To: LadyX

ooops, you surely are.. : )


62 posted on 01/10/2005 9:12:41 PM PST by The Mayor (When trouble overtakes you, let God take over)
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To: The Mayor
Insanity to be here -- at least another hour before I can get to bed, and then have to rise at 5 in order to get to Aiken for another appointment....sigh....

Hold the fort, brave warrior --

Night, Rus..:))

63 posted on 01/10/2005 9:17:54 PM PST by LadyX ((( To God be all praise and honor and glory -- )))
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To: LadyX

G'Night M'Lady!


64 posted on 01/10/2005 9:21:56 PM PST by The Mayor (When trouble overtakes you, let God take over)
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To: All

65 posted on 01/10/2005 9:23:44 PM PST by The Mayor (When trouble overtakes you, let God take over)
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To: All




Below are names of some of our FReepers' loved ones who are serving our country. If you have someone you would like to add, please address a post to Billie; Mama_Bear; Dutchess; Dansangel; Aquamarine, and we will add their name to this list. As we pray for them, we pray also for all our nation’s leaders, and military personnel, and their families and friends. May God hold them close to His heart.

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Maigrey...................cousin
OhioWfan........................son
mystery-ak..........son, husband
Gogrammy................grandson
Inspectorette...................son
Blessed American..........nephew
Slip18..........................nephew
anniegetyourgun...........nephew
Diver Dave.......niece, nephew
ConspiracyGuy........2 nephews
Pippin..........niece, loved one
Pippin...nephew & his fiancee
weldgophardline.....brotherinlaw
jamaly.................brotherinlaw
Future Snake Eater..........cousin
WaterDragon.............grandson
WaterDragon...........son-in-law
BeforeISleep...................son
kimmie7......................brother
Armymarinemom............3 sons
american_ranger.............son
LadyX.........................grandson
fawn796.......................nephew
Dubya............................nephew
StarCMC......................brother
ValerieUSA..................2 sons
Lakeside......................2 sons
LakeLady.....................nephew
Spruce.....................daughter
Philman_36..............2 nephews
bjcintennessee.......son, niece
Ladysmith..nephew, friend's son
Warrior Nurse...........active duty
SK1 Thurman...........active duty
David Osborne.........active duty
fc2tomschermuly......active duty
bkwells..................active duty
LongCut..................active duty
cjk..........................active duty
Trish.......................active duty
ODC-GIRL.................active duty
AF_Blue..................active duty
Notwithstanding.....active duty
thumperusn.............active duty
Q6-God.....................active duty
Q6-God...................twin brother
Veloxherc.................active duty
Don Simmons...........active duty
wingnutx..................active duty
Allegra......................active duty
Mama_Bear.........2 nephews
ladtx........................2 sons
WVNan..................friend's son
gator girl.................husband
severa.......husband, brother
Hostel......................cousin
MozartLover......son, nephew
LBGA...............................son
katykelly......................son
cookcounty.....................son
SpookBrat...nephew, cousin
Doug from Upland...son-in-law
Himyar..........................son
boxerblues................2 sons
the piper.........................son
sheeza.......................husband
kemathen7.................husband
Tiffee4Bob.................boyfriend
deadhead......................cousin
JimRobinson.........2 nephews
TexKat..............son, step-son
Consort..2 daughters,son-in-law
Darheel.........................niece
Donaeus......................nephew
dixie sass...................nephew
BeAllYouCanBe...................son
Repubmommy...............brother
AgThorn.........................2 sons
homeschoolmama.......nephew
kneezles.............................son
Rose inRoseBear...cousin's hubby
Redhead....step-granddaughter
Redhead..step-grdaughter fiance
Atomic Conspiracy..half-brother
Atomic Conspiracy...nephew
Atomic Conspiracy..........niece
Sunflowergal..............grandson
visualops.......................cousin
Alouette..............................son
mrstank.......................husband
MrsMike31..................husband
eaglesiniowa.........................son
auboy..................................cousin
spotbust1.......................husband
Leofl......................................son
chena......................................son
campfollower.......................fiance
LUV W.........................................son
painter................................nephew
ProudAFDad.................................son




66 posted on 01/10/2005 9:24:38 PM PST by The Mayor (When trouble overtakes you, let God take over)
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To: ST.LOUIE1; Aquamarine; dutchess; Mama_Bear; dansangel; Billie; Aeronaut; deadhead; Diver Dave; ...

January 11, 2005

What's The Point?

Read: Eccl. 1:1-11; 12:13-14

Fear God and keep His commandments, for this is man's all. —Ecclesiastes 12:13

Bible In One Year: Genesis 33-36


What's the point? This question came to mind as I watched my grandsons' dog fetch a ball for me again and again.

What's the point? That's what the writer of Ecclesiastes asked as he thought about the monotonous cycle he observed in nature and in life—the same things happening year after year, generation after generation.

What's the point? That's what a retired businessman was asking, in effect, when he told me he would just as soon die as live any longer. He had seen and done everything he had wanted to do. Now he had reached the place where life held more pain for him than pleasure.

What's the point? Here it is. A few years before a friend of mine died, he said, "Life is a wonderful experience. It's marvelous to see that God keeps nature going in its pattern. It's wonderful to know that we're here to love God above everything and to love our neighbor as ourselves. It's comforting to believe that all our sins are forgiven because of what Christ did on the cross. And it's exciting to think about the eternity God has for us. It sure is great to be alive."

Life can be depressing when God is left out. But how exciting it is when He is at the center! —Herb Vander Lugt

The life that counts is linked with God
And hopes in His unfailing love;
It walks with joy where Jesus trod—
The life that counts is from above. —Anon.

When we focus on Christ, everything else becomes clear.

67 posted on 01/11/2005 5:07:30 AM PST by The Mayor (When trouble overtakes you, let God take over)
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"Every Marine's a rifleman," Chief Warrant Officer
Timothy Soignet remarked Nov. 2 amid the pop and crack of scores of M-16 rifles
firing at Chosin Range at Marine Corps Recruit Depot Parris Island, S.C.

That's why, the range officer said, nearly a fourth of the 12 weeks of recruit
training given at Parris Island is devoted to rifle marksmanship.

Wearing a wide-brimmed campaign hat that shaded his eyes from the bright
afternoon sun, Soignet noted that 300 recruits were assembled on the range that
afternoon to practice firing their M-16s at 50 stationary targets mounted 200
yards away.

The targets, he noted, are pulled down and put back up by recruits, with the
action supervised and synchronized by range officials for safety.

Safety is paramount on the rifle range, the warrant officer said, noting his
primary marksmanship instructors keep an expert watch on goings on.

Soignet said range cadre also instruct recruits on the finer points of
marksmanship, noting that improper sight alignment most often contributes to
inaccurate shooting.

It's also important that the recruits learn to use gentle pressure on the rifle
trigger to "squeeze off" their shots rather than to abruptly jerk back the
trigger, which most often results in off-target strikes, Soignet explained.

Marksmanship instructors also examine the target strike patterns displayed in a
data book carried by recruits, the warrant officer said.

The data book "is sort of like the 'bible of shooting' for the recruits,"
Soignet said. Recruits use the books to improve on their shooting.

"They can reflect back at the end of the day" and work on their mistakes, he
said.


68 posted on 01/11/2005 7:37:43 AM PST by Dubya (Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father,but by me)
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To: The Mayor; ST.LOUIE1; Aquamarine; dansangel; dutchess; Mama_Bear; All
Good morning, Rus. Thank you for the *day off* today. :)


69 posted on 01/11/2005 7:56:35 AM PST by Billie
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To: The Mayor

OOPS! Thank YOU for posting the Military Prayer List! Was just about to do that!


70 posted on 01/11/2005 7:57:59 AM PST by Billie
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To: All

A Contrast in Character
By Brady Stump

In the small town of Pawleys Island, South Carolina, a nationally recognized public speaker and Vietnam Veteran delivered a message of courage and hope to an enthusiastic crowd. Up the coast, at a rally in Virginia, a Democratic presidential candidate was also delivering a message of similar themes to an equally enthusiastic crowd.

To my knowledge, Clebe McClary and John F. Kerry have never met. Their two stories have very similar beginnings. McClary is a decorated war hero and Vietnam Veteran. After surviving a ferocious midnight attack by a Vietnamese suicide squad that left him with one less arm and eye, McClary was awarded three Purple Hearts and a Bronze and Silver Star.

Kerry also fought bravely in Vietnam. Kerry earned his stars as the commander of a patrol boat, where he was wounded in battle three times. When his service was completed, Kerry also earned three Purple Hearts and a Bronze and Silver Star, just as McClary did.

However after returning from Vietnam, the two war hero’s lives would begin to track in much opposite paths.

After recovering from 39 surgeries, McClary would return from Vietnam and begin an illustrious public speaking career that would impact thousands of lives. Many speaking engagements, from Fortune 500 companies to professional sports teams, would follow. Still, McClary would always feel most at home when speaking on messages of bravery and courage with his fellow men and women of the Armed Forces. These speaking engagements would take McClary to United States military bases all around the world.

Kerry returned from Vietnam a changed man as well. The same men that had served so bravely on his patrol boat and those that had fought fearlessly in the rice fields of Vietnam were now taking the brunt of Kerry’s attacks. Kerry had now joined a new army. Kerry now stood beside actress Jane Fonda, in an all out assault on his fellow Vietnam Vets. In the following months, Kerry would play a vital role on the attacks of the psyche of the American Vietnam Veteran.

Kerry would first play an integral part in the “Winter Soldier Investigation” hearings, where he would assert that United States soldiers often committed acts of torture, murder, and rape, while serving in their respective tours of duty. After the “hearings,” Kerry would go onto speak before Congress saying that it was our soldiers who were committing the atrocities in Vietnam, not the enemy. Kerry would always deliver speeches thick with anti-war rhetoric, yet very thin on hard facts backing up his accusations.

Additionally, Kerry would go onto pen a book, The New Soldier, to further raise his stock with the anti-war crowd and lower even further the self-esteem of his fellow Vietnam Veterans. This book featured an insulting cover that mocked the patriotic and legendary image of the Marines raising the American flag in the battle for Iwo Jima, by showing the flag upside down.

Kerry’s final act of solidarity to the “Hanoi Fonda” movement came when he supposedly threw his military medals over the fences guarding the capitol building, during a protest in DC. We would later find out that these medals were not his own, but a fellow Vietnam Vet duped by the cool anti-war Kerry. Kerry was smart enough to know that these medals may come in handy someday during a congressional, senate or even a presidential election run.

I mention these facts because I was in the crowd the other night when McClary spoke. There is something he said that night that I cannot forget. He spoke of his fondness for fellow Vietnam Vets and lifting up their spirits over the years through his speaking. He talked about the 56,000 plus names on the Vietnam Memorial. McClary then spoke of the thousands of additional honorable Vietnam Vets who probably took their own lives after the war. He spoke of their negative portrayal on TV, in the movies and by activist groups after the war. The unfair and horrific assault on their character drove many Vets to lose all self-worth and pay the ultimate price via their own hands.

Now the man that played a major role in the ferocious attack on the character of the American Vietnam Veteran is returning for a new tour of duty. Now Kerry expects these Veterans to forget his attacks on their character and service to country, and participate as political pawns by lending their support to his upstart campaign.

One man chose to build up and give hope to our Veterans, while another broke them down with character assassinations and false accusations. The contrast in character is apparent to me and surely to our honorable Vietnam Veterans too.


71 posted on 01/11/2005 7:59:04 AM PST by Dubya (Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father,but by me)
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To: Billie

I hate to see a Military Monday go by without it..


72 posted on 01/11/2005 8:08:32 AM PST by The Mayor (When trouble overtakes you, let God take over)
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To: Billie; The Mayor; Aquamarine; dansangel; Mama_Bear; GailA; All

Hi eveyone. Reporting from work. We're STILL without power. There are about 3,000 households left in our county (out of about 18,000 that originally lost power last Wednesday). All the ice has melted but the tree crews continue to cut out downed trees before electricians can work on the lines. Reports are most should be up and running by tonight. This is getting VERY VERY old. I am actually looking forward to doing dishes and doing laundry (AND flushing toilets!) I'm even longing to hear Rusty drinking cold fresh water out of the toilet bowl. YIKES! Have a great day!


73 posted on 01/11/2005 8:13:05 AM PST by dutchess
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To: The Mayor

P.S. Mega prayers for our military men and women past and present. Thanks, as always, Rus for posting this. Okay...back to work!


74 posted on 01/11/2005 8:14:09 AM PST by dutchess
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To: dutchess

Sure hope you get your power back today. :( Can't believe how long you've had to 'rough it'. It is good you had the hotel room for showers and getting dressed for work, etc. Guess you've had lots of 'take-out' food in the last several days!


75 posted on 01/11/2005 8:23:42 AM PST by Billie
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To: dutchess

I hope you get it back soon, I know how impossible life can be when power is out so long.


76 posted on 01/11/2005 8:24:53 AM PST by The Mayor (When trouble overtakes you, let God take over)
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To: Billie; All
To all who serve, we thank you from the bottom of our hearts.


77 posted on 01/11/2005 8:25:24 AM PST by Billie
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By Jim Garamone
American Forces Press Service

FALLUJAH, Iraq, Jan. 11, 2005 -- It's called ScanEagle, and it has already
saved the lives of many Marines.

ScanEagle is an unmanned aerial vehicle that the Marines used during Operation
Al Fajr, the coalition operation to remove insurgents from this city.

The ScanEagle system, developed by Boeing and the Insitu Group of Bingen,
Wash., had its baptism of fire during some of the heaviest urban combat Marines
have been involved in since Hue City in Vietnam in 1968. The UAV performed
flawlessly, 1st Marine Expeditionary Force officials said today.

ScanEagle is a relatively low-cost UAV at $100,000 a copy. But it's real worth
was giving Marines in Fallujah a real-time picture of the enemy and helping
them close with and kill insurgents without becoming casualties.

Driven by a small propeller, the aircraft can stay airborne for 19 hours on
just a gallon and a half of gas.

It is a "launch-and-forget" system. A catapult launches the 40-pound aircraft,
and a computer operator just clicks the cursor over the area of interest. The
aircraft operates autonomously.

The cameras -- either for day or night -- have enough definition to identify
individuals and show if they are carrying weapons. "This was a true advantage
for us during the operation," said Marine Col. John Coleman, chief of staff for
the 1st Marine Expeditionary Force. The rules of engagement were such that
Marines could not engage unless they were sure the proposed target was carrying
a weapon or intent on harming coalition forces.

ScanEagle enabled commanders to ascertain targets and provided specific
coordinates via the Global Positioning System.

The system can also track moving targets. ScanEagle gives commanders at several
different levels real-time video. With the explosive growth of using the Web in
warfare, commanders many miles away can direct the system.

All of this is not bad for a system designed to find tuna fish. Insitu
developed the aircraft to be launched and recovered by tuna boats. Fishermen
would use the UAV to spot schools of tuna.

When the Marines needed another UAV system, they contracted with Boeing in June
2004 for ScanEagle and the contractors to run it. Four Boeing employees
answered the call, and ScanEagles were soon flying missions over the most
dangerous city in Iraq.

The UAV is small and tough to see, said Marine officials. The contractors put
the mufflers pointing up so that the enemy couldn't track the aircraft by
sound. The Marines operate the aircraft at a very low altitude and lost only
one to enemy fire during the weeks of intelligence gathering leading up to
Operation Al Fajr.

The Marines already use the Pioneer UAV and have access to other UAV
information. The ScanEagle has a small footprint. Manning for the system is
small, and all the system needs to operate can be carried in four Humvees.

The Pioneer, one of the oldest UAVs in the inventory, needs a runway to operate
from and several C-130s to transport the system. And it requires 120 people to
operate it.

Marine officials are impressed with the ScanEagle system, and have shown the
system's capabilities to Army, Navy and Air Force officials.

Marine officials do not know the true extent of the system's use. "You never
really know until the Marines push the capabilities," Coleman said. "Our young
Marines are the experts. They know what they need, and they have the knowledge
to try new methods and stretch the capabilities of most pieces of equipment."

Related Site:
1st Marine Expeditionary Force [http://www.i-mef.usmc.mil/]


78 posted on 01/11/2005 11:04:46 AM PST by Dubya (Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father,but by me)
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To: Billie

Hi, Billie. What a cute graphic. I'm sending you a little Texas humor. Enjoy.

Texans In The "After Life"

St. Gabriel came to the Lord and said, "I have to talk to you. We have some Texans up here who are causing problems. They're swinging on the pearly gates, my horn is missing, barbecue sauce is all over their robes, their dogs are riding in the chariots, and they're wearing baseball caps and cowboy hats instead of their halos. They refuse to keep the stairway to heaven clean. There are watermelon seeds and pig feet bones all over the place. Some of them are walking around with just one wing."

The Lord said, "Texans are Texans, Gabriel. Heaven is Home to all my children. If you want to know about real problems, call the Devil."

The Devil answered the phone, "Hello? Darn, hold on a minute." The Devil returned to the phone, "O.K., I'm back. What can I do for you?" Gabriel replied, "I just want to know what kind of problems you're having down there."

The Devil said, "Hold on again. I need to check on something." After about 5 minutes the Devil returned to the phone and said, "I'm back. Now what was the question?" Gabriel said, "What kind of problems are you having down there?"

The Devil said, "Man, I don't believe this....Hold on." This time the Devil was gone 15 minutes. The Devil returned and said, "I'm sorry Gabriel, I can't talk right now. Those darn Texans have put out the fire and are trying to install air conditioning."


79 posted on 01/11/2005 11:59:32 AM PST by Texagirl4W (Father, bless the person reading this in whatever it is that You know they are needing this day!)
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To: Texagirl4W
LOL! Those darn Texans. :)


80 posted on 01/11/2005 12:50:31 PM PST by Billie
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