Posted on 01/09/2005 6:05:03 AM PST by finnigan2
Thought for the day, from a gloomy party member on the Democratic Underground Web site: ''Reality sucks. That's the problem. We want another reality.''
Well, they're doing a grand job of creating their alternative universe. At midday Thursday, as George W. Bush was about to be confirmed formally as the winner of the presidential election, the Rev. Jesse Jackson, described by Agence France-Presse as the ''Democratic former presidential hopeful,'' led 400 other Democrats in a protest outside Congress. Presidential-wise, they may be former but they're still hopeful. So they were wearing orange, the color of the election protesters in Ukraine, who overturned their own stolen election with an ''orange revolution.''
Now, on the one hand it's very brave for the Rhymin' Reverend to lead an orange protest. There is no rhyme for the word ''orange.'' Irving Berlin tried and the best he could manage was ''door-hinge,'' which just about works in certain boroughs of New York but would make an unreliable jingle for the Rhymin' Rev to bellow at Bush from outside the White House:
''We're here, we're orange
We're pushing at your door-hinge . . .''
On the other hand, what's he really saying? That Americans are in the same situation as Ukrainians? That their election was stolen? In Ukraine, the one side poisoned the other side's candidate. His face broke out and his hair turned gray. John Kerry's hair is fabulous and for much of the campaign his glowing moisturized skin looked like an orange revolution all by itself. He was obviously worried about being poisoned, which is why he nibbled so tentatively during his pretend lunch stop at Wendy's and only took a couple of sips when he was doing his impression of a regular guy drinking beer at that sports bar in Ohio. But he managed to dodge that bullet and Jesse Jackson never got a chance to channel Danny Kaye: The pellet with the poison's in the Brahmin with the Botox.
But I'm beginning to wonder if Karl Rove didn't manage to slip something into the whine cellar at Democratic headquarters. It beggars belief that Rev. Jesse on the steps of Congress, and the Congressional Black Caucus in the House, and Barbara Boxer in the Senate would start the new term with yet another reprise of the same old song from the last four years -- that Bush, the World's Biggest Moron, somehow managed to steal another election. That makes three in a row. The GOP's obviously getting better at it.
As usual, the media did their best to string along with the Democrats' alternative reality. For the most part, the press now fulfill the same function for the party that kindly nurses do at the madhouse; if the guy thinks he's Napoleon, just smile affably and ask him how Waterloo's going. So Alan Fram of the Associated Press reported with a straight face that Sen. Boxer, Congressman Conyers and the other protesting Democrats ''hoped the showdown would underscore the problems such as missing voting machines and unusually long lines that plagued some Ohio districts, many in minority neighborhoods.''
I think not. What it underscores is that the Democrats are losers. Speaking as a foreigner -- which I believe entitles me to vote in up to three California congressional districts -- I've voted on paper ballots all my life and reckon all these American innovations -- levers, punch cards, touch screen -- are a lot of flim-flam. I would be all in favor of letting the head of Bangladesh's electoral commission design a uniform federal ballot for U.S. elections. But that's not the issue here. What happens on Election Day is that the Democrats lose and then decide it was because of ''unusually long lines'' in ''minority neighborhoods.'' What ''minority neighborhoods'' means is electoral districts run by Democrats. In Ohio in 2004 as in Florida in 2000, the ''problems'' all occur in counties where the Dems run the system. Sometimes, as in King County in Washington, they get lucky and find sufficient votes from the ''disenfranchised'' accidentally filed in the icebox at Democratic headquarters. But in Ohio, Bush managed to win not just beyond the margin of error but beyond the margin of lawyer. If there'd been anything to sue and resue and re-resue over, you can bet those 5,000 shysters the Kerry campaign flew in would be doing it. Instead, Boxer and Conyers & Co. are using a kind of parliamentary privilege to taint Bush's victory without even the flimsiest pretext.
And that's sure to work, isn't it? Another two years of Tom Daschle obstructionism and Michael Moore paranoia. You don't need to run a focus group to know that's the formula that will sweep Dems into office on Election Day 2006, right?
A Democrat chum said to me on Thursday, oh, well, they're just doing this to toss a bone to the base. But they're running out of bones to toss, and the base needs a reality check, not more pandering. One reason why the party has shriveled away to Greater New England plus the ''minority neighborhoods'' of a few cities is that it's all fringe, and no mainstream. The base is out of control; the kooks still holding their post-election vigil outside one of John Kerry's mansions sound no loopier than the big-time senators. The party has no urge to move on from moveon.org.
I say all this -- takes out onion and starts to peel -- more in sorrow than in anger. Two plausible parties are necessary for a functioning democracy, especially in war, especially in a long war which will inevitably have to be fought by presidents both Republican and Democrat. The Dems might get lucky. The GOP might nominate some freaky goofball in '08, and the other fellow will win by default. But, as the 2004 field reminded us, this isn't a party exactly brimming with talent and fresh faces. And, as for ideas, when was the last time you heard a fresh policy from a Democrat? The serious arguments about war, social security, immigration and pretty much everything else are all within factions of the right. The Democrats' only contribution is to insist that someone in Halliburton has figured out a way to get the touch-screen voting machines to make Democrats' votes vanish. Democrats' votes are vanishing because Democrat voters are vanishing because Democrat intellectual energy has all but vanished. Or as Republican Congresswoman Deborah Pryce summed up Thursday's Boxer rebellion: ''Their objection is a front for their lack of ideas.''
Yeah, I liked that one too.
Pathetic little pipsqueaks, aren't they? It is painful to watch such stupidity at play.
frankly, google is overrated.
This is a truly great article from Steyn. I thoroughly enjoyed it. i'm so glad that he's back, I missed him during his hiatus.
I did a search for this article and didn't find it (I didn't do the search correctly, still learning, lol), so i started another, so glad that it already was posted, it needs to be read!!
Oo! Oo! I know! Oo! Mistah Cahtah! Oo!
But it's such a big fringe, still, even if it is shrinking!
Steyn bump
"It's not that Democrats don't count, it's that they CAN'T count."
Oh no! They demonstrated that in King County Washington. They determined just how many votes Gregoire was short and, lo and behold, they had just a few more that they "found."
"..to continually claim that Bush is a moron.."
Wouldn't it be great to have a button that reads "Moron Club in support of the Moron President." It would be hugely deflating to the Left, IMHO. Another good one would be "Morons vs. Useful Idiots."
"The problem is that the "useful idiots" inevitably became Democrats."
I agree with what you say. IMHO, the biggest problem facing the Dims is that their base is a big conglomerate of single-issue fanatics, all of which are factions whose only interest is THEIR OWN single issue. The only issue they can agree on is that a far Left candidate is most friendly to their own, individual single issue. I like the way they run their campaigns, i.e., they lose all the time.
"Unwittingly, these folks who can't get over 2000 may represent the magic formula for turning even the 'blue' states into 'red' states for 2008. They may be forgetting that there were many 'red' counties in the so-called 'blue' states. Didn't see any 'orange.' "
Don't lose sight of the fact that we have work to do during 2006. We need some additional Senators and some more Representatives.
"Perhaps someone could tell me what Boxing Day is also?"
That's the day that Canadians put their presents from liberal Canucks back in their boxes and go exchange them for presents Conservatives would have purchased for them.
"I don't always let the fact that they might be sitting in a wheelchair influence me. I have seen several get up out of their wheelchairs and push them away. Kinda spoils the effect."
Well, hey, maybe Jesus drove by in a convertible and performed a miracle.
BTTT
*Exactly* the same thing happened to me too!
<< - For the most part, the press now fulfill the same function for the party that kindly nurses do at the madhouse; if the guy thinks he's Napoleon, just smile affably and ask him how Waterloo's going.
Great line. >>
One of his best ever.
We need to help them become more consistent. : )
Pissed off Chinamen. 8^)
It was never more than a footnote in school, but I studied it on my own.
If the Democrats had created "The Wizard of Oz", Dorothy would have found a field full of scarecrows singing "If I Only had a Brain."
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