I just think this is going too damn far.
1 posted on
12/31/2004 10:16:21 PM PST by
wagglebee
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To: wagglebee
2 posted on
12/31/2004 10:17:55 PM PST by
Pan_Yans Wife
(" It is not true that life is one damn thing after another-it's one damn thing over and over." ESV)
To: wagglebee
How about securing the borders instead?
4 posted on
12/31/2004 10:19:40 PM PST by
thoughtomator
(Flush twice, it's a long way to France)
To: wagglebee
March 1st is suspenders.
April 1st is pantyhose.
Do we know how to fight a war on terror, or what!
5 posted on
12/31/2004 10:19:55 PM PST by
exit82
(Iran and Syria......the bombing should have started five minutes ago.)
To: wagglebee
Maybe I'll carry two sticks in protest. Or a stick, a bow, and a board with a shallow hole in it with a pocket full of tinder.
6 posted on
12/31/2004 10:20:44 PM PST by
Riley
To: wagglebee
Blue tip matches are easy to carry.
7 posted on
12/31/2004 10:20:57 PM PST by
Calpernia
(Breederville.com)
To: wagglebee
9 posted on
12/31/2004 10:24:49 PM PST by
netmilsmom
(God send you a Blessed 2005!)
To: wagglebee
Stupid Senators!
They ought to be old enough to know that the plastic the he had in his shoe cannot be blown up by lighting it, it requires a detonator. If he had lit it he would have had the all time hot foot, it burns real neat!
10 posted on
12/31/2004 10:25:41 PM PST by
dalereed
To: wagglebee
"and to prohibit passengers from carrying butane lighters aboard planes."
Zippo stock in 2005?
12 posted on
12/31/2004 10:25:51 PM PST by
politicalwit
(Import poverty...hire an illegal today)
To: wagglebee
I see zippoes going off the shelves.
Since I don't smoke or fly anymore, I can fart in your direction>
14 posted on
12/31/2004 10:26:43 PM PST by
dts32041
(When did the Democratic party stop being the political arm of the KKK?)
To: wagglebee
First FR post of the new year. You, like me, needs to get a life.
18 posted on
12/31/2004 10:29:34 PM PST by
NewRomeTacitus
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To: wagglebee
First FR post of the new year. You, like me, needs to get a "real" life.
22 posted on
12/31/2004 10:32:36 PM PST by
NewRomeTacitus
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To: wagglebee
After matches, the next thing to get banned are passenges that had the been barrito special before bording.
26 posted on
12/31/2004 10:34:56 PM PST by
ProudVet77
(Beer, just not for breakfast anymore.)
To: wagglebee
I must admit you can do more harm with a lighter on a plane than you can with a nail file. Just be thankful the 9-11 terrorists didn't use a zippo as part of their plot or this would have been banned three years ago.
Essentially, you've got to empty your pockets now before you go to the airport. I normally carry a pocketknife with me but I have to remember now to take it out when I am flying.
29 posted on
12/31/2004 10:36:59 PM PST by
Tall_Texan
(Let's REALLY Split The Country! (http://righteverytime3.blogspot.com))
To: wagglebee
I think the entire U.S. government is completely insane. The upside of this is that they do occasionally provide comic relief. The downside? That they have no compunction whatsoever against killing you for any reason they deem suitable.
33 posted on
12/31/2004 10:41:32 PM PST by
zeugma
(Come to the Dark Side...... We have cookies!)
To: wagglebee
In what could become a major hassle for air travelers who smoke, the Homeland Security Department will ban all cigarette lighters beyond airport checkpoints beginning Feb. 15. Next up...strip searches for all passengers. That's the only way to be sure that they aren't carrying all-plastic lighters or matches.
Meanwhile, our borders remain positively open to illegals and other terrorists.
34 posted on
12/31/2004 10:41:51 PM PST by
Prime Choice
(Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! ...And no, my powers can only be used for Good.)
To: wagglebee
Why don't we just ban air travelers and get it over with.
35 posted on
12/31/2004 10:41:53 PM PST by
agitator
(...And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark)
To: wagglebee
New travel accessory for smokers.
39 posted on
12/31/2004 10:46:51 PM PST by
cabojoe
To: wagglebee
To: wagglebee
Jeez.............fercryinoutloud.
What next? We have to travel nekkid because we could strangle the flight crews with our boxers???
To: wagglebee
My deceased daddy starting flying for the first time when my daughter played basketball for Ohio State, and he flew to her away games.
He was just a good 'ole country boy, who aways had his pocket knife on him. We could never break him of the habit.
Security took every one of them, some of which he had since he was a child.
He didn't mind, though. He knew it was a necessary thing.
My daddy was a very smart man. Looking back now, I'm thinking that was his attempt at self preservation, in case he had to fight back......
62 posted on
12/31/2004 11:16:34 PM PST by
LisaMalia
(A safe and Happy New Year to our sevicemen and women!)
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