Posted on 12/31/2004 6:12:03 PM PST by theconservativerepublican
Now, you know you cannot keep a dog that kills chickens, no matter how fine a dog it is otherwise. Some people think you cannot break a dog that has got in the habit of killin' chickens, but my friend John Henry always claimed you could.
He said the way to do it is to take one of the chickens the dog has killed and wire the thing around the dog's neck, good and strong. Leave it there until that dead chicken stinks so bad that no other dog or person will even go near that poor beast.
The thing'll smell so bad that the dog won't be able to stand himself. You leave it on there until the last little bit of flesh rots and falls off, and that dog won't kill chickens again.
The Bush administration is going to be wired around the neck of the American people for four more years, long enough for the stench to sicken everybody.
It should cure the country of electing Republicans.
(Excerpt) Read more at dfw.com ...
I see someone didn't get what they wanted for christmas! LOL
I'm assuming "DFW" Is Dumb F#@&ing Witch.
Yeah, this woman is a left wing nut! I came across this article while doing some research for an article im writing for my site about Liberal Lies.
Let me come to your defense before someone trys to ZZZZZzzzOTT you.
The words are from Molly IVANS not him and we all know how she is. She'd hate Pres. Bush and anyone that voted for him even if he'd lost in 2000.
This useful idiot's fellow minions in PETA would buy off a judge to slap down a permanent injunction before that came to pass.
Can someone tell the author that the election is over and that the liberal left with all their lies got buried by 60,000,000 Bush votes. The tsunami hit and there are some straggler now drowning in the mud forecasting doom.
I'm not worried. Is anybody worried?
Author (not given in thread header) is Molly Ivins.
The only one choking chickens in the White House was xlintoon
Hey. It's worth a try.
I think so! LOL
I didn't even need to hit the link to know it was Molly. She has written the same column every week for the last 20 years. There is the smell of rotting chickens alright and it isn't coming from Crawford.
Been posted a lot here over the last several months.
But most posters ha the sense to put "BARF ALERT" in
th title so people could skip it.
I realize it was not your piece, but others might not.
Wow you can like smell the ozone!
On a scale of 1 to 10, I'd say 11.
Thanks for posting this.
Al, the amazing wonder viking kitty, just raised her head and snarled.
It should cure the country of electing Republicans.
Molly I. is so stupid.
Eight years of the dead chicken Clinton administration around our necks and she couldn't wait to vote for him again.
Anyway, anyone who's had a chicken eatin' dog (that would
be "Egg sucking" to you molly) would know that old saw
don't work worth squat.
Hey! I LIKE reading the barf alerts. Gives me more to laugh at.:-)
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