The Best Troll of 2004

Davis | Kevin

[KevinDavis]

I would like to know who was the best troll of 2004.... So many to choose from.

[Moose4]

I dunno. My cat thinks they're all pretty tasty.

}:-)4

[squarebarb]

How did I miss that one!! Over 65,000 posts!

[Pukin Dog]

Hey, it's gotta be the DU idiot claiming to be me, right? Some folks over here were actually believing the a-hole for awhile.

Howlin?

[KevinDavis]

I think the best trolls this year was I voted for Bush in 2000 cause ..

[rocksblues]

Wow jj_fate has to be the winner!

[Honcho Bongs]

This one!

[Texas Songwriter]

Did you eat his liver with fava beans and a nice chianti?

[i_dont_chat]

I can't differentiate.

They all look the same. (-;




And they all smell the same.

[mdittmar]

me on du,until I couldn't stand it anymore(2 weeks) and went out in a glorious harangue defending our troops,Ha!!

[JesseHousman]

Kevin Davis.

[Texas Songwriter]

Please confirm that you did not get a French poodle to guard your koi pond from snatch attacks of the great blue herons.

[Fintan]

 

John Kerry.

 

[KevinDavis]

I tried to register on DU ( so I could tease them), I tried using my yahoo e-mail. Couldn't do it.. No big deal though.

[vetvetdoug]

Ash has always been my favourite. He was my first. One always remembers the first one the best.

[Dashing Dasher]

Pick your favorite...

[A CA Guy]

In addition, after jj_fate posted and got pulled, his boss at his referred to website came over to say he fired the troll for being an ass ans posting as he had.

Does it get any sweeter?

Could be up for troll zot of the decade at some point.

[wimpycat]

I dunno. The caliber of troll has been declining of late. They're sending in their second-stringers, obviously. Lame, stale, limp, un-crunchy. Not enough salt or zest. It's enough to put one off trolls forever. Poor QC. Their hearts aren't in it anymore.

It's a little insulting, if you ask me. We deserve the best trolls--energetic, clever, lusty, plump and juicy. After all, it's not the kill, but the thrill of the chase.

[Protagoras]

I think the most memorable was the one who started the "why do you keep banning me" thread.

But the one who fooled the mods for the longest was some pro-abortion, anti everything decent female going by the screen name Piticrus. Jim finally booted her himself, but it took weeks because she had a real old sign up date.

[unbalanced but fair]

It isn't just the post or the length of his thread. But when the list of key words is longer then some threads, you know you've got a winner.

[A CA Guy]

Hey, the guy had his boss come down to the tread to post an apology for the person's stupidity and announced he was fired.

You have to admit, sounds like a troll and zot of the decade material here, not just a 2004 deal.