Skip to comments.Yet another dumb criminal . . .
Posted on 12/28/2004 8:35:48 AM PST by zerosix
Floyd Elliott, Independence, MO., called Independence, MO Police to report a vicious "Hate" crime, December 14, 2004. It seems that two men attacked him, tying him up and carving the word "Fag" into his forehead and also burning the word on his chest.
Police became suspicious when investigating the crime as the word "Fag" on the man's forehead was backward (as if one was looking into a mirror when attempting to self mutilate.) The word on the man's chest was written correctly, however.
After further investigation, Elliott admitted filing a false report because he felt that the Independence Police didn't patrol the apartment complex where he lived often enough. Independence Police have charged Elliott with filing a false report.
Elderly female resident of the same complex, when told of Elliott's self-mutilation and false report, responded with, "What an idiot!"
Stupid is as stupid does.
What a terrible gaf.
Local Kansas City radio commentator suggested that Elliott be given the same prison sentence that the so called perpetrators would have received, after tried and convicted.
My very first thought, exactly.
Leave it to a fag to do things ass-backwards...
I'd not be the least bit surprised to find out that Elliott headed up the ACT-UP Committee for Kerry for President.
Don't you just love it when these criminals get caught. Serves them right for being so dumb!
Maybe he was just a transplanted Englishman looking for some smokes...
Yet another case for CSI:Idiots.
He's lucky he didn't try to carve lauxesomoh in his forehead. Might have bled to death.
I am sure that Dan Rather will remind us that we should be focusing on the "Hate Crime" aspect of the incident.
ROTFLMAO! I am now going to wipe the coffee off the monitor.
Book 'im, Dano!
"Do not take the mark!!!"
Yes, but "toggaf" would be an interesting slur. It almost sounds Swedish.
I swear I saw that coming. God, this would make a great Reno 911 episode. I can just see the one who wears the short-shorts... "He carved GAF into the victim's forhead... what do you suppose that stands for? Well, I can guess what the A-F stand for but the G... G*dd*mn A** F*ck*r?" And the dippy, dark haired woman adding sorrowfully, "Hate is a terrible thing."
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