1 posted on
12/23/2004 4:24:20 AM PST by
Jalapeno
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To: Jalapeno
Police are trying to determine whether the vehicle was stolen.LOL!! Gosh, ya think?
2 posted on
12/23/2004 4:25:57 AM PST by
ovrtaxt
(Political correctness is the handmaiden of terrorism.)
To: Jalapeno
Man watching TV in bed is run over by carThat kept happening to me.
Then I moved my bed out of the expressway.
3 posted on
12/23/2004 4:26:47 AM PST by
Lazamataz
("Stay well - Stay safe - Stay armed - Yorktown" -- harpseal)
To: Jalapeno
What year Buick was it???...Hope not a classic 55.....
5 posted on
12/23/2004 4:30:48 AM PST by
Route101
To: Jalapeno
Man watching TV in bed is run over by car
Man, those new 3-D TV's are great, aren't they?
7 posted on
12/23/2004 4:31:17 AM PST by
reagan_fanatic
(Oh yeah - and F the french too!)
To: Jalapeno
Next time that dude will buy what's advertised on TV. We're watching you.
To: Jalapeno
I hate it when that happens!
9 posted on
12/23/2004 4:34:18 AM PST by
jslade
(People who are easily offended......OFFEND ME!)
To: Jalapeno
Guess he won't be watching Spike TV any more.
To: Jalapeno
My bedroom comes with an airbag for protection.
She sleeps right next to me.
To: Jalapeno
its his own fault. you should always look both ways before getting out of bed...
15 posted on
12/23/2004 4:41:05 AM PST by
chilepepper
(The map is not the territory -- Alfred Korzybski)
To: Jalapeno
The Surgeon General has been saying for years that watching TV could be hazardous to your heath but everyone just laughs. Who's laughing now?
18 posted on
12/23/2004 4:46:01 AM PST by
stm
To: Jalapeno
This is why I never watch TV in bed.
19 posted on
12/23/2004 4:47:15 AM PST by
Conspiracy Guy
(For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, ... Remember this.)
To: Jalapeno
Next car comes by - she's got her baseball bat ready.
20 posted on
12/23/2004 4:50:44 AM PST by
P.O.E.
(Thank you, Vets!)
To: Jalapeno
This reminds you to use your turn signals before you get out of bed........
21 posted on
12/23/2004 4:55:02 AM PST by
Route101
To: Jalapeno
"Hey Marge, look at this police chase on TV, Hey, that looks like our neighborhood. Hey, they looks like our street. Hey, that looks like our house. Heeeyyyyyyy!"
25 posted on
12/23/2004 5:10:22 AM PST by
Crawdad
(I cried because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no class.)
To: Jalapeno
Butler said the three people in the Buick — two teenage boys and a girl — proclaimed, "We lost control of the car, we lost control, man," before running away Does anyone else hear Hudson from Alien?: Well that's great, that's just fuckin' great man. Now what the f^@# are we supposed to do? We're in some real pretty $^!* now man... That's it man, game over man, game over! What the f*%# are we gonna do now? What are we gonna do?
Is it still leaving the scene of the accident if the car doesn't leave? An evil SUV probably would be charged but what about these three joggers?
Hope the tv viewer is okay.
To: Jalapeno
29 posted on
12/23/2004 5:25:18 AM PST by
roaddog727
(The marginal propensity to save is 1 minus the marginal propensity to consume.)
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30 posted on
12/23/2004 5:29:52 AM PST by
Calpernia
(Breederville.com)
To: Jalapeno
I guess he'll be a couch potato from now on.
33 posted on
12/23/2004 5:35:55 AM PST by
b4its2late
(How much can I get away with and still go to heaven?)
To: Jalapeno
"a car plowed into his northwest Houston apartment and ran over him as he lay on his bed."
This is not your father's Buick
34 posted on
12/23/2004 5:41:01 AM PST by
NRA1995
("Yew jes' go and lay yore hand on a Pittsburgh Steelers fan & Ah think yer gonna fin'lly understand")
To: Jalapeno
Glad it wasn't an SUV or a liberal guy and a liberal gal in a Yugo.
35 posted on
12/23/2004 5:48:31 AM PST by
PGalt
(Reality TV)
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