FReeper Canteen ~ Camp Run-A-Muk ~ WooHoo! ~ Friday, November 33, 2004

My "VOICES", "kitty-katz", the Canteen Crew, and FRiends of the Canteen

[tomkow6]

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...ooooo I don't feel so good....what?...whats wrong?.....I'm seeing spots.....what are you babbling about?.....wherz tomkow?....trying to move Illinois back to the USA!........huh?.....never mind...can we run the Camp today?......ain't nobody else around, is there?....I'll do it!..I'll do it!..I'll do it!..I'll do it!..ME!..ME!..let ME do it!!...TV....Well then, WHAT are ya gonna do, dingbat?......SPOTS!...SPOTS!...I kinda like spots....you mean you like Spotsy, don't ya????

.....Naw!...she's too old, umm, MATURE for me....ya mean like REAL spots??..

............COOL!...boy, are YOU dated....stop picking on me..OH!..OH!...I got one!....

....YEAH!  That's more like it!...

....ME NEXT!...I got one....

 

Welcome to
Camp

RUN-A-MUK!

 

Where the Plan Of the Day is: Mirth...Merriment...and FUN!
Kick back! Relax! Tell a joke or two! Have a brew !
The BAR is OPEN!

  We've got Eye candy...Mind candy...and 
Chicken soup for the soul!

...Me NEXT!...I got one too!......

.....well, that's certainly different....I got one with a rat!..A rat?...Yeah! a RAT with SPOTS!....

MORE SPOTS!   MORE SPOTS!.....how 'bout LEOPARD SPOTS!

....INK Spots!......

...................Spots on a planet!.............

........LOTSA SPOTS.........

.................MYSTERY SPOTS.....................

......OH!!!...OH!!!!.....OH!!!!....I got a good one!....yeah, wattz dat?.....My FAVORITE spot!.....

.........NOW YA DID IT!...The Canteen Galz will be up in arms over that!...not to worry...I gots sumptin to keep them occupied....

Canteen Galz!  HOW MANY SPOTS CAN YOU FIND HERE?

....First Canteen Gal to come up with the correct number wins a full wardrobe of TomKow's Fine Pre-Owned BURKAS!!!!!!

......Can I do one?...PLEASE!  PLEASE!   PLEASE????.....is it another pitcher of a nakid guy or gal???...No....just one that I like!...go ahead then....

.......Now, WHAT THE HECK DO ROCKS HAVE TO DO WITH SPOTS????..nuthin'....I just like them 'cuz there PURDY, like flowers!.....GO SIT IN THE CORNER!....sheesh!...what a mental case......I'm gonna tell TomKow when he gets released.....tattle tale!..............

You seen any "spots" lately????

DISCLAIMER:  Spotsy, nor any spots, rocks, or TomKow's "voices" were harmed in any way, in the production of today's opening, although a few meds were consumed!

[tomkow6]

 

 

 

 

 

~ Upcoming Canteen Events! ~

If you're going to be away from home this holiday season, fret not! The Canteen is the place to be!

  Highlights

 

December 7th sundown: Hanukkah begins! Happy Hanukkah to all of our Jewish friends around the world! God Bless You!

December 25th: Merry Christmas! Join us for a fun filled day of holiday music. Get your requests in early. FReepmail MoJo2001 or Kathy In Alaska with any holiday music requests. Also, we can be reached via email at canteenusa@canteenusa.com . Please put "Holiday Music Request" in the subject line. Thank you!

New Years: Come start the New Years with Queenie! She's hosting a party!! Come enjoy the festivities!

More events will be added later!

 

 

 

 

 

[tomkow6]

 

SALUTE!

 

[Soaring Feather]

1st!!!

[MoJo2001]

ME!

[tomkow6]

Good morning, Tonk! Good morning, Canteen Crew! Good morning, EVERYBODY!

GOOD  

MORNING

TROOPS!

[Soaring Feather]

[Lady Jag]

Why November 33?

[tomkow6]

 

Today's FEEBLE

YOKE :

A young man was delighted to finally be asked home to meet the parents of the young woman he'd been seeing for some time. He was quite nervous about the meeting though, and by the time he arrived punctually at the doorstep he was in a state of gastric distress.

The problem developed into one of acute flatulence, and halfway through the dinner the young man realized he couldn't hold it in one-second longer without exploding. A tiny fart escaped.

"Spot!" called out the young woman's mother to the family dog, lying at the young man's feet.

Relieved at the dog's having been blamed, the young man let another, slightly larger one go.

"Spot!" she called out sharply.

'I've got it made,' thought the fellow to himself. 'One more and I'll feel fine'. So he let loose a really big one.

"Spot!!!" shrieked the mother. "Get over here before he craps on you!"

[tomkow6]

Christmas Music!

Boston Pops Orchestra - Sleigh Ride

Santa Claus Is Coming To Town

Hark! The Herald Angels Sing

Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer

Jingle Bells

Sleigh Ride
Good King Wenceslas

The Little Drummer Boy

Angels We Have Heard On High

Johnny Mathis - Silent Night, Holy Night

Dean Martin -- White Christmas

Kenny G - Santa Claus is Coming To Town

Joy To The World

 

[HopeandGlory]

Good morning Troops, Veterans and Canteeners . . . God bless our Troops.

Prayers going up.

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[Jet Jaguar]

Good evening Ma'am!

[tomkow6]

'cause my "voices" did the thread, & they CAN!

....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[ozaukeemom]

I just checked my mail and found a card from the White House! My first one! I know it may be silly to some but it made my day.
Have a great night all. I have tomorrow off and a job interview!

[MeekOneGOP]

Mornin', everybody ! Happy Whacky Friday! TGIF!!

Have a cup while you Freep !

For those who prefer hot chocolate.....

[Lady Jag]

When do I start my job?

Boudreaux went into the fish market to apply for a job. The boss thought to himself - I'm not hiring that lazy Cajun, so he decided to set a test for Boudreaux hoping he wouldn't be able to answer the questions and he'd be able to refuse him the job without getting into an argument.

The first question was, "Without using numbers, represent the number 9."

Boudreaux says, "Dat's easy" and proceeds to draw three trees.

The boss says, "What in the world is that?"

Boudreaux says, "Tree 'n tree 'n tree makes nine."

"Fair enough" says the boss. "Second questions, same rules, but represent 99".

Boudreaux stares into space for a while, then makes a smudge on each tree.

"Der ya go sir," he says.

The boss scratches his head and asks, "How on earth do you get that to represent 99?"

Boudreaux answers, "Each tree is dirty now, so it's dirty tree 'n dirty tree 'n dirty tree - dat 99."

The boss is getting worried he's going to have to hire Boudreaux so he says, "All right, question number 3. Same rules again, but this time represent the number 100."

Boudreaux stares into space again, then he shouts, "I got it!" He makes a little mark at the base of each tree and says, "Der ya go sir - 100."

The boss looks at Boudreaux's attempt and thinks, "Ha! got him this time." He then tells Boudreaux, "Go on, Boudreaux, you must be crazy if you think that represents a 100."

Boudreaux leans forward and points to the little marks at the tree bases and says, "A little dog comes along and craps by each tree, so now ya got dirty tree an' a turd, dirty tree an' a turd, and dirty tree an' a turd, which makes 100. When do I start my job?"

[HopeandGlory]

I'm absolutely loving the Christmas Music . . . thank you.

The previous joke was a little Crappy tho' . . . .LOL!!!

[tomkow6]

Good one! Thanks!

[tomkow6]

Dean Martin -- White Christmas

 

[HopeandGlory]

That one's a little Turdy too . . . but I love it . . . very Funny . . .LOL!!!