[JusPasenThru]

And don't be telling me "already posted". I've looked high and low for it.

[RockinRight]

Canada can't even do this right!

[Americanwolf]

Please someone tell me this is a joke? Really come on!

[dirtboy]

Many strip clubs, to their credit, have been willing to let Canadians audition.

And by the time the first gal got all her clothes off, it was last call.

[reagan_fanatic]

Already posted here

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Why can't Canada get their own strippers?

You can't teach sheep to pole dance.

[TheBigB]

PJ sez..."Mebbe we should send out some aggressive recruiters! Volunteers?"

PING to the REPUBLICAN PARTY REPTILE ping list! What is the Republican Party Reptile? It is a creature of the eighties. It's neoconservatism with its pants down around its ankles, the Rehnquist Supreme Court on drugs, a disco Hobbes living without shame or federally mandated safety regulations. The Republican Party Reptile supports a strong defense policy, but sees no reason to conduct it while sober. The RPR believes in minimum government interference in private affairs;unless the government brings over extra girls and some ice. In short, the RPR is the new label that our political spectrum has been crying out for;the conservative with a sense of humor and a healthy dose of depravity.

[Thinkin' Gal]

I thought this was going to be a thread about Israel, what with all the strippers being in the IDF.

[Larry Lucido]

Windsor has a couple of good clubs. Haven't been back there (much) since getting married, though.

[CaptainJustice]

This is hilarious. Bravo, Linwood!

[Billthedrill]

Outsourced strippers? An outrage!

But the author's right, it is cold up there. And there are age-discrimination laws, of course, so for every Selma Hayek we'd have a Helen Thomas prancing nekkid in a toque. Is Canada ready for that? Are we?

[F16Fighter]

It ALL starts in the home...

If Granny doesn't pass on the great family traditions, then society is doomed.

[Redcloak]

Already posted here.

[A Ruckus of Dogs]

Canadian women probably do not consider this a respectable profession and there are well paying jobs elsewhere. It also explains the illegal prostitution rings that traffic in unwilling eastern bloc women.

[PistolPaknMama]

This really came from The Onion...right? Yes?

Bread and Circus. And the beat goes on.

[Calpernia]

I can't even believe that I just read this:

>>>>What is lacking in our national character that we cannot turn out enough people who can figure out how to take off their clothes? Are we so lacking in skills that we do not know how to pull down a zipper, unhook a bra, unsnap a garter, or roll down a stocking? Is it not a source of national shame that we must import people to do this kind of work? What does this say about us?<<<<

Words fail me!

[Prime Choice]

And our next gathering will feature LIVE STRIPPERS! ('Cause let's face it...dead ones just aren't any fun.)

[Only1choice____Freedom]

So this solves two problems at once.

The Liberals attempting to migrate will at least have some offers in a field where are experts.

Problem is, there won't be any clients for them after they see or smell them.

[Jimmy Valentine]

"Stop your grinnin'...and drop that linen."

Regards,

[Junior]

Strip Ping

[GnL]

During the course of a year working near the Toronto airport, I learned that The Landing Strip was more than just a runway. Not that I've ever been there, of course.