Does The "Search" Function Still Work? No One Seems To Use It.

81 posted on 11/30/2004 5:02:31 PM PST by annyokie (If the shoe fits, put 'em both on!)

I am just facetious.

That's Ok, I don't even know how to post a thread. Guess you could say that I'm just a facetious reader huh?

82 posted on 11/30/2004 5:02:42 PM PST by conshack

To: annyokie; Eaker; Flyer; RikaStrom; thackney; dix

What went on at deer camp?

Now how the heck can you know about that?
I just got back! OK, who's been tellin' tales???

And sheeps LIE, I can swear to that.

83 posted on 11/30/2004 5:11:05 PM PST by humblegunner (And who knows what else?)

I knew you would be on this thread!

84 posted on 11/30/2004 5:11:54 PM PST by humblegunner (And who knows what else?)

To: humblegunner; Xenalyte

Xena and I are like this.

85 posted on 11/30/2004 5:12:15 PM PST by annyokie (If the shoe fits, put 'em both on!)

the search feature doesn't seem to be working well

86 posted on 11/30/2004 5:12:50 PM PST by InvisibleChurch (Good ol' Coney Island College. Go WhiteFish. / pay no attention to the primedial newscasts)

Dear annyokie,
Your little friends are wrong. They have been affected by the skepticism of a sceptical age. They do not believe except what they see. They think that nothing can be which is not comprehensible by their little minds.
All minds, annyokie, whether they be men's or children's, are little. In this great universe of ours, man is a mere insect, an ant, in his intellect as compared with the boundless world about him, as measured by the intelligence capable of grasping the whole of truth and knowledge.
Yes, annyokie, there is a Search Function.
It exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist, and you know that they abound and give to your life its highest beauty and joy.
Alas! how dreary would the world be if there were no Search Function! It would be as dreary as if there there were no annyokies. There would be no childlike faith then, no poetry, no romance to make tolerable this existence.
We should have no enjoyment, except in sense and sight. The external light with which childhood fills the world would be extinguished. Not believe in a Search Function! You might as well not believe in fairies.
You might get your papa to hire men to watch in all the chimneys on Christmas Eve to catch someone using the Search Function, but even if you did not see a Search Function coming down, what would that prove?
Nobody sees the Search Function, but that is no sign that there is no Search Function. The most real things in the world are those that neither children nor men can see. Did you ever see fairies dancing on the lawn? Of course not, but that's no proof that they are not there. Nobody can conceive or imagine all the wonders there are unseen and unseeable in the world.
You tear apart a baby's rattle and see what makes the noise inside, but there is a veil covering the unseen world which not the strongest man, not even the united strength of all the strongest men that ever lived could tear apart. Only faith, poetry, love, romance, can puch aside that curtain and view and picture the supernal beauty and glory beyond. Is it all real? Ah annyokie, in all this world there is nothing else real and abiding. No Search Function? Thank God it lives and lives forever. A thousand years from now, annyokie, nay 10 times 10,000 years from now, it will continue to make glad the heart of childhood.
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!!!!

87 posted on 11/30/2004 5:30:49 PM PST by Enlightiator

To: humblegunner; annyokie

Now how the heck can you know about that?

I didn't say a thing!

. Really!

88 posted on 11/30/2004 5:31:59 PM PST by Flyer (Prosecute Vote Fraud!)

To: Flyer; humblegunner

Ooooookay.....I'll keep it on the down-low. ; )

89 posted on 11/30/2004 5:34:13 PM PST by annyokie (If the shoe fits, put 'em both on!)

To: Enlightiator

Here, have some eggnog and chill out, already.

90 posted on 11/30/2004 5:34:54 PM PST by annyokie (If the shoe fits, put 'em both on!)

Hear, hear!

Or should that be: Search, search!

91 posted on 11/30/2004 5:35:40 PM PST by k2blader (It is neither compassionate nor conservative to support the expansion of socialism.)

To: humblegunner

Best part is: THIS time I didn't break it!
*chuckle*

92 posted on 11/30/2004 5:43:44 PM PST by Darksheare (I have friends, and I have co-conspirators.)

To: humblegunner; annyokie; Flyer; RikaStrom; thackney; dix

Nothing EVER happens at deer camp.

EVER.

93 posted on 11/30/2004 5:46:57 PM PST by Eaker ("He's the kind of guy who would fight a rattlesnake and give the snake a two-bite head start.")

Suuuuuuure it doesn't.

94 posted on 11/30/2004 5:57:37 PM PST by annyokie (If the shoe fits, put 'em both on!)

To: humblegunner; annyokie; Eaker

Rumor has it that some spoil sport decided to spike the local deer feed with my coffee, thus making them interesting targets.
I'm also told that it backfired.
Mugged by deer for coffee is no way to bag a deer, even if beating him down with a thermos is fun and therapeutic.

Oh.. wait..
I spiked the deer feed.
And that was around my area.
*sorry*

95 posted on 11/30/2004 6:23:18 PM PST by Darksheare (I have friends, and I have co-conspirators.)

If someone spiked the deer feed with your coffee, those would be some mighty agitated deer!

96 posted on 11/30/2004 6:25:23 PM PST by annyokie (If the shoe fits, put 'em both on!)

To: verifythentrust

See also

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97 posted on 11/30/2004 6:27:56 PM PST by bwteim (bwteim = Begin With The End In Mind)

...sorry..I got stuck in Search...and there was nobody there.

Did I miss anything ?

98 posted on 11/30/2004 6:30:00 PM PST by PoorMuttly ("The right of the People to be Muttly shall not be infringed,")

Considering the damage done to one local pickup truck by said deer, I'd say they're beyond agitated.
(I am a fountain of bad ideas, and that was a bad idea.)

The deer stood up from the carnage, shook himself, and merely walked away as if nothing happened.

In other news, on the first day of shotgun season there were the usual wannabe sportsmen from NYC in my area merrily bagging each other.
The 'body count' by 9:30 that morning was 39 and climbing.

Today I had some of these pre-fabricated sportsmen park a huge dodge king cab next to my car, and proceed to place their equipment ON MY CAR before heading off into the local farmer's field well within the 500 foot 'danger zone' of inhabited buildings.
The fact that I was standing there trying to get into my car didn't bother these wannabes much.
So when I started my car and put it in gear, I almost bagged myself some "Five burroughs boys".

I'm hoping they ran into the agitated deer.

99 posted on 11/30/2004 6:31:23 PM PST by Darksheare (I have friends, and I have co-conspirators.)

Them damn deer got real mouthy too!!

We fed'em a few beers but that just got'em to lyin'.

Ended up shootin'em just like family what overstayed their welcome!

100 posted on 11/30/2004 6:46:49 PM PST by Eaker ("He's the kind of guy who would fight a rattlesnake and give the snake a two-bite head start.")

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