Ireland's my favourite place, says Bill Clinton

Belfast Telegraph ^ | November 29, 2004 | Sean O'Driscoll

[JOE6PAK]

[Darlin']

Why on earth would anyone believe anything this worthless excuse for a human being said ?

[MisterRepublican]

Erin go BRA-LESS, baby!!!- Bill

[billorites]

Ain't never had me a step dancer before.

[evolved_rage]

Does he fancy himself a British lord now, and plannin' on doing a wee bit of rapin'?.

[Lurking2Long]

Oh GREAT! My favorite place on Earth and this jerk has to ruin it for me.

[Slyfox]

Maybe he'll move to Northern Ireland. The south think it's a joke anyways. At least that's what I've heard.

[GSlob]

He should be donated to the Irish equivalent of Smithsonian (there must be a museum for curios and monsters somewhere). We on FR could chip in by contributing towards the costs of a large glass jar with formalin (whiskey is too good a thing to waste on him).

[alloysteel]

Let us think this one through, if we may. The "Former Occupant of the Oval Office, 1993-2001" could snap his fingers, and ready toadies in the Irish Parliament would have his application for Irish citizenship in the Prime Minister's desk for approval the next morning. Once established as an Irish national, the "Former Occupant of the Oval Office, 1993-2001" would be free of that nagging obstruction to his goal of becoming Secretary-General of the UN, a limitation that is placed on any national from the permanent members of the Security Council (citizens from countries that are revolving members of the Security Council seem not to be subject to the same restriction). Plus, there are a whole new bunch of babes at close proximity, and none of those nettlesome bourgeois rules about sexual harassment at the UN. Why, with the opportunities concerning Iran and North Korea concerning ways around international sanctions, it could be a highly lucrative position as well, paying well beyond the typical UN salary.

For the "Former Occupant of the Oval Office, 1993-2001" I just don't see a downside. For the rest of the world, not so good.

[pipecorp]

He's hoping prima noctu will be re-instated

[Aussie Dasher]

Yet more misery for the poor bloody Irish!

Given the choice of BJ or the Potato Famine, I think I'd go with the famine.

[proud American in Canada]

"How about a 'slow boat' for him and Hill. One that takes about 40 years. That will rescue us and Ireland."

From your lips to God's ears... ;)

[JohnCliftn]

Oh, dear, I almost agree with BC on something. Ireland is a nice place to visit for summer (late June through July) vacation.

I'd pay money to watch BC during the proverbial Irish winter storm. I haven't been through one of these myself, but I have no doubt they are rough storms.

[nutmeg]

We may have to plan a FReep in Ireland someday ping! ;-)

[OldFriend]

Interesting news today.......because just yesterday it was reported that President Bush made a call to Jerry Adams to encourage him to re-engage in the peace process in Ireland.

[river rat]

So what...who gives a squat?

Semper Fi

[loveitor..]

[montag813]

Considering how Ireland is almost as anti-Bush these days as France, I'm sure they will welcome him with open arms and uplifted skirts.

[Paperdoll]

Sure and b'gora, each father had better be locking up his daughters, too, else the Irish markets be doin' a big business in chastity belts, so I'm told.

[Valin]

NO!!!! Ireland is much to wonderful a place for the likes of willard. Ireland, it's not heaven...but you can see it from there.