Posted on 11/29/2004 9:02:16 AM PST by Tuba Guy
Reasons To Put Hillary Back In The White House
1. Janeane Garofalo sez so.
2. Anyone who can make $100,000 overnight in a cattle-futures scam would be good for the economy.
3. There will probably .... um,maybe .... er, hopefully not be any DNA-stained garment scandals.
4. It would be nice to see some Chinese communist agents involved in our government again.
5. Her presidential liebrary would be a great asset for ___________ (fill in the State or Country).
6. There's a whole new generation of terrorists she could pardon.
7. Her brothers could use a clean place to live.
8. For the children.
9. Maybe, jusy maybe, she might return some of the furniture.
10. Waco, TX, is just too dang overpopulated.
LOL, funny. But did you have to post the pic?
11. The toilets need cleaning.
11. Republicans would become the party of small government once again and believe in less spending.
I seem to recall a story one Christmas about X-rated decorations on trees inside the WH? Does anyone else remember that?
Reason 11- We simply don't get the same work out of the shredder as we used to.
Reason 12- There has to be a few FBI reports that haven't been checked.
I remember reading about the White House Christmas tree being decorated with condoms in 1993.
That was it!!!!..but was it true..or an Urban legend?
It might be the only way to get the silverware and the furniture back...
Eeeyuch !!! May a pox be upon you for posting this filth! Eeeyuch !!! ;-))
Yeah, the "young staff" hung condoms on the Xmas tree as ornaments
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