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DIE OLD, AND LEAVE A GOOOD-LOOKING CORPSE
THE TIMES UNION--Albany, NY--GOLLY, MARTHA--Page 2A ^ | 11/28/04 | Bill Hendrick (Cox News Service)

Posted on 11/28/2004 9:25:13 AM PST by GOPologist

ATLANTA--Good-looking people get all the breaks--including the ultimate one. Now there's evidence they live longer, too.


TOPICS: Culture/Society
KEYWORDS: attractive; die; evolution; genes; livelonger
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To: WorkingClassFilth

Well, one thing I like is the fact I don't have to worry about losing my looks.


21 posted on 11/28/2004 9:42:18 AM PST by stylin_geek (Liberalism: comparable to a chicken with its head cut off, but with more spastic motions)
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To: GOPologist
Given that they generally have a higher socio-economic status, it is possible that they have better access to health care and thus, are more likely to live longer," he says.

And just as likely is that we find symmetry attractive, people who are symmetrical tend to have less health problems because everything is in proportion.

Which would also explain the slightly higher death rate among people that the camera loves. They are actually not symmetrical but the camera distorts so people who are non-symmetrical appear to be and people who are appear not to be.

22 posted on 11/28/2004 9:42:54 AM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (The future is all around us, waiting in moments of transition, to be born in moments of revelation.)
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To: GOPologist

I'm screwed ... (again)


23 posted on 11/28/2004 9:43:53 AM PST by sawmill trash (We interrupt the regularly scheduled tagline to bring you this special tagline. 4 MORE YEARS !!!!)
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To: wildwood

Preach on! It still urks me that Captain Worksheet next door makes twice as much as I do just because he's been there longer. I'd give anything to see the system go to merit-pay and ditch seniority altogether...


24 posted on 11/28/2004 9:44:09 AM PST by Charles H. (The_r0nin) (Still teaching... or a reasonable facsimile thereof...)
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To: wizardoz

Just out of curiousity, who were they?


25 posted on 11/28/2004 9:45:34 AM PST by tuffydoodle
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To: GOPologist

Does this mean I will die of old age at 40?


26 posted on 11/28/2004 9:47:16 AM PST by David1
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To: GOPologist
Awful Plastic Surgery
27 posted on 11/28/2004 9:47:34 AM PST by COUNTrecount
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To: stylin_geek

I can't remember what I look like since mirrors always seem to shatter in our house. Instead, I rely on the shrinking recoil from children and the looks of pity or horror in the eyes of adults to tell me how I'm lookin' on any given day.

Dogs like me, though.


28 posted on 11/28/2004 9:48:08 AM PST by WorkingClassFilth (From Ku Klux Klan to the modern era of the Koo Kleft Klan...the true RAT legacy.)
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To: WorkingClassFilth
Ya Baby!  I'm gonna live forever!
29 posted on 11/28/2004 9:49:01 AM PST by Psycho_Bunny (“I know a great deal about the Middle East because I’ve been raising Arabian horses" Patrick Swazey)
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To: GOPologist

30 posted on 11/28/2004 9:50:59 AM PST by TBarnett34 ("Unnngh!" -John F'n Kerry, 11/2/04)
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To: GOPologist
Those who have what is considered as "good looks" are usually from healthier and smarter stock. (yes, there is something to say about breeding).

Ever read Darwin or survival of the fittest and natural selection?

Political correctness with regards to humans only results in INFERIOR qualities being enhanced.
31 posted on 11/28/2004 9:58:54 AM PST by steplock (http://www.outoftimeradio.org)
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To: GOPologist

On the upside given this article, Michael Moron must be whistling past the graveyard . . .


32 posted on 11/28/2004 10:02:42 AM PST by Babu
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To: GOPologist

As I recall, Nick Romano (Knock on Any Door) said: "Live fast, die young, and leave a beautiful corpse!"


33 posted on 11/28/2004 10:06:25 AM PST by sinbad17
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To: tuffydoodle
Just out of curiousity, who were they?

Courtney Love, Jude Law, Keanu Reeves, and Jason Alexander. Courtney looks as awful as her pictures, Jason looks as... well... like he looks, and the other two seem not to need any camera tricks to get women.

34 posted on 11/28/2004 10:11:11 AM PST by wizardoz
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To: GOPologist

57 years old and she is still ticking.

35 posted on 11/28/2004 10:18:54 AM PST by Dont_Tread_On_Me_888 (John Kerry--three fake Purple Hearts. George Bush--one real heart of gold.)
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To: Charles H. (The_r0nin)
well, okay, but you KNOW the problem with the merit system is that the good ole boy system is in effect, right? so the chummy one with the principal isn't necessarily the better teacher but always gets the kudos.

i dunno. i have won numerous awards and contests OUTSIDE MY DISTRICT, and i have to say, all it's done for me is make my peers insanely curious over MY schedule and MY equipment, as if that is the key to success and even though i have less equipment and a stiffer schedule.

the territorial jealousy among high school teachers is extraordinary. some of those lazy butts wouldn't go an extra mile if they HAD to...however we just got a new principal this year, and MAN is it a scream-- the stuff people are doing to get his attention...pretending they always have always sent out chatty helpful newsletters, been pleasant to other staff, and have always done a GREAT job. once things settle down, they will get back to their crappy selves again.

the key to it all is the acquisition of power.

it's not the amount of equipment you have---it's the opportunities you create for kids.

it's all about kids. that's what so many educators miss. bummer.

36 posted on 11/28/2004 10:33:48 AM PST by wildwood
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To: GOPologist

Could it be that those concerned about their looks especially being fit exercise more?


37 posted on 11/28/2004 11:00:20 AM PST by TASMANIANRED (Free the Fallujah one.)
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To: wizardoz

Courtney Love won't live long, her brain is already too fried for any rational thought.


38 posted on 11/28/2004 11:11:08 AM PST by tuffydoodle
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To: tuffydoodle

Yeah, Courtney's scary. She was kind of heavy when I saw her, and at first I thought she was a crack-ho. I mean, seriously. I was on Sunset Boulevard and this woman was going into a liquor store in a dress that looked like the top had been torn to shreds. More of her bra was visible than her dress. She had some back fat too. Her hair was all bleached blond and straw-like. Her skin is very white. Lipstick very red. And she was buying a pack of cigarettes. It was a minute before I recognized her. She's taller than I thought.


39 posted on 11/28/2004 11:16:03 AM PST by wizardoz
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To: GOPologist

What's the revelation?

Healthy people look better than when they are unhealthy. It's not that some people are beautiful and some people are ugly inexorably, fatalistically. Most people have acceptable, normal looks -- but a person really healthy and living right looks good. People who feel bad and aren't living right look bad. It's not relevant to compare oneself to any other; but it does matter greatly how much one's well-being or lack of it, alters their looks.

A lot of ugly people will insist that since they are ugly, they must be smart -- but you don't know how much smarter and better looking that same person would be if they were in their healthiest condition. The fact that they don't look good is generally an expression of their fundamental health and therefore outlook on life. Beauty is not only in the eye of the beholder but is also a statement of one's mind.

Unpleasant people are usually unattractive. Wholesome, gregarious people are usually attractive. What's troubling is that we live in a culture that compartmentalizes, fragments and denies our total comprehension -- and so we think good looking people are just good looking and manic-depressives must be brilliant because nobody can understand their tortuous explanations, excuses and alibis.

The reality is that healthy looking people are usually functioning at their best and people who don't look so good aren't. That should not be a mystery requiring "lavishly-funded exhaustive further studies," as the grant writer would have us believe.

Usually, what you see is what you get. The exceptions are not the rule -- yet a few spend most of their time and energy trying to convince us that what is true is not and vice versa. The people promoting this cognitive dissonance usually try to rationalize that good looks come only from plastic surgery and vanity. By far, most good looks are just the normal process of being in good health.

There's no great revelation here. So if you don't like the way you look, get yourself into better health and condition. Don't be like these bitter and resentful people who can only make a living trying to tear down everybody else for being normal, healthy and happy people -- like we see so often in the media.


40 posted on 11/28/2004 11:16:55 AM PST by MikeHu
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