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[shellshocked]

How about:"Man, you guys HATE Bush and think he is a dolt, but you couldn't beat the guy!! How funny is that, LOSERS!"

[blackeagle]

bump

[TXBlair]

When I see Kerry stickers on cars on the highway, I pull alongside and casually flip 'em the Dub. You know...the three-finger salute. I generally pretend to be scratching my nose with one finger; the others just (oops!) pop up, too.

[x1stcav]

You forgot!

neener, neener, neeennnneeerrr!

[ladyinred]

I get a blank page after VRCWC so I can't read the full list, but these are funny!

[Jagman]

"'tis sad to see the sons of learning in everlasting hellfire burning, while he who never read one line doth in eternal glory shine."

[fatima]

So this is Christmas.

[Cloud William]

In a previous similar thread, a FReeper suggested asking a whining liberal "Why Canada? Why not move to Mexico? What, do you have a problem with Mexicans?"

Then, wait a second or two while they stammer in outrage, then mutter "F@#!ing racist..." under your breath as you walk away, sadly shaking your head.

Let 'em see how *that* feels, for a change.

My wholehearted appreciation to whoever first wrote that one down; it should be good for a few leftist aneurisms!

[REDWOOD99]

Now that we control the vote, the 22nd Amendment is history! Bush will be President-For-Life. (Insert evil laugh here)

[bray]

Relax Dems, it's not like you ran anyone serious at him!!

Pray for W and Our Troops

[BradyLS]

More fun things to say to liberal now that the election is over:

"Hillary pulled strings for Bush, you know."

"Bush is the guy that won all those medals in 'Nam; served in the Senate for 20 years; and is loved by all those rock stars, right? No? That's the guy I voted for!"

"Kerry is the one that went AWOL from the Air Guard; punted in all three debates; and can't pronounce 'nuclear' correctly, right? No? Damn! I voted for Bush!"

"Hey, I like bush and no one's gonna say that I DON'T!!!"

"Kerry can still try to be President of France, right?"

"Quick! WhowasthefirstPrimeMinisterofCanada? Too late! No Canadian citizenship for YOU!!!"

"HowboutthefirstPresidentofFrance? *buzzz!* France won't take you, either!"

"I didn't know you were a fan of playboys who "made" their millions by marrying heiresses!"

[rcocean]

Thank God we can kill more baby seals!

[spodefly]

I thought you'd be behind razor wire by now.

[Liberty Valance]

God Bless John Wayne

[Aeronaut]

You know, you are right. Bush wasn't really elected the first time. Since the law allows him to be elected twice we can vote for him again in '08.

[Jimmy Valentine]

"Don't worry; I will do my best to make sure you are well treated in detention."

Tried out that one the other day; really helps the already paranoid with their packing.

Regards,

[freeangel]

That "elected, not rejected" thing always gets to them after they spent four years chanting "selected, not elected."

[reg45]

#31: You know, you might have had a chance if you had run Zell Miller.

[TC Rider]

I've replaced my "Bush-Cheney '04" bumper stickers with these babies;

I wish I knew more college age libs, then I could tell them:

"Hey Junior, I've got good news and bad news. The good news? "W" was re-elected. The bad news? Your draft notice came today!

Ha ha

[Uncle Vlad]

Original posting, November 24, 2004. Click here:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1287723/posts?page=76#76