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When Southerners aren't Understood.
ebaumsworld ^ | ebaum

Posted on 11/26/2004 7:06:57 PM PST by Boiler Plate

Ebaum,

"My sister-in law is from Oklahoma and has a slight accent. She has cats and when she lived in the south she would take them to the groomers and have what is called a Line Cut. To her a line cut is when all of the fur hanging down below the cat's tummy is taken off (because it gets matted or snarled). When she moved to Chicago with my brother, one of the cats fur got all tangled up during the move so she took it in for a line cut. She was quite surprised when she heard the price as it was twice as much as it was down south. She confirmed with the groomer that he understood what a line cut was and he said "yes, I know what a LION cut is." It seems her accent came out sounding like LION not LINE and this is how her cat was returned to her. She cried for a week...but not as much as the cat.



TOPICS: Culture/Society
KEYWORDS: bluestates; cats; damnyankees; dixietrash; fake; hate; jerkwads; lie; linecut; lioncut; nakedcat; neoconfederate; northernsnobs; nottrue; pantsonfire; redneckhumor; rednecks; redstates; south; southernaccents; southernhicks; vikingkitties
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To: Boiler Plate

LMAO, Our new groomer now wants our baby tranked before she will cut her nails. I said for what we pay YOU.............you TRY to muzzle her and get to work. I'm not drugging my dog to make things easier.


21 posted on 11/26/2004 7:22:14 PM PST by AirForceMom (The purpose of life is to fight maturity)
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To: Boiler Plate

Unfortunately, no.


22 posted on 11/26/2004 7:22:33 PM PST by Paul Atreides
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To: Boiler Plate

OH
MY
GOSH!!!!


LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!


23 posted on 11/26/2004 7:22:42 PM PST by Brad’s Gramma (Proud Patriots dot com! Check it out!!!)
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To: Boiler Plate
That barber better watch out...they're everywhere...


24 posted on 11/26/2004 7:22:50 PM PST by Dutchgirl (Be still and know that I am God.- Psalm 46:10)
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To: Magnolia

You must have a lot of nice sweaters!


25 posted on 11/26/2004 7:23:49 PM PST by Boiler Plate
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To: Boiler Plate

Should have used the universal translater: "The Dialectizer"

http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/


26 posted on 11/26/2004 7:24:55 PM PST by NYTexan
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To: Boiler Plate

We need pictures of this.


27 posted on 11/26/2004 7:26:15 PM PST by TASMANIANRED (Free the Fallujah one.)
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To: Boiler Plate

Here in North Florida, we call them dingleberries. I would hate to see what the barber would have done with THAT one.


28 posted on 11/26/2004 7:26:24 PM PST by Dutchgirl (Be still and know that I am God.- Psalm 46:10)
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To: Boiler Plate
Still it is pretty darn funny.

To me it's just another case of blue staters trying to prove how superior they are to red-staters whom they think are a bunch of dumb watermelon-seed-spitting hicks who can't speak right like blue-staters do.

Why shouldn't those of us on the coasts feel superior? We eat better, travel more, dress better, watch cooler movies, earn better salaries, meet more interesting people, listen to better music and know more about what's going on in the world.
~ Ted Rall, Nov 9th, 2004

29 posted on 11/26/2004 7:28:35 PM PST by FreedomCalls (It's the "Statue of Liberty," not the "Statue of Security.")
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To: Boiler Plate

A friend of ours did that with his wifes cat while she was gone visiting her Mom in Florida. You ever see the butter lambs they have at Easter? She was the butter cat for a long time. Never did it again while drinking JD.


30 posted on 11/26/2004 7:29:50 PM PST by AirForceMom (The purpose of life is to fight maturity)
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To: Boiler Plate
You must have a lot of nice sweaters!

Not necessary for an indoor kitty.

31 posted on 11/26/2004 7:29:58 PM PST by Magnolia (Pennies a day help keep Liberals at bay.....become a monthly donor!)
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To: Boiler Plate

Now I don't care who you are, that's funny!

32 posted on 11/26/2004 7:31:28 PM PST by balrog666 (The invisible and the nonexistent look very much alike.)
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To: Boiler Plate

I should have known better than to try to slide one by y'all.


33 posted on 11/26/2004 7:31:43 PM PST by SmithL (What? Me gloat?)
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To: cfrels; Boiler Plate
I LAUGHED TIL I CRIED

Me too - LOL!

34 posted on 11/26/2004 7:32:25 PM PST by Kay Ludlow (Free market, but cautious about what I support with my dollars)
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To: FreedomCalls

You know I live in Maryland and no matter where I go the folks say I'm from the other. When I head south I'm a damnyankee and when I head north I'm a redneck. So the harder I try the worse off I am. Anymore when I head south I just remind them who won. When I go north, I tell them south has risen again and Kerry can back to eating PBJ's on Mama T's lap.


35 posted on 11/26/2004 7:33:48 PM PST by Boiler Plate
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To: AirForceMom

I had an Old English Sheepdog once and his hair got so matted one time we had to take him to the vet to get him sheared. When we got him back he looked about one fourth as large as he had before. The first thing he did when he got home was head for his dog house. He did not come back out of it for almost a week.


36 posted on 11/26/2004 7:34:21 PM PST by 4kids dad
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To: Dutchgirl

That's Hilarious!


37 posted on 11/26/2004 7:35:12 PM PST by Boiler Plate
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To: FreedomCalls

Even if it is an urban legend it has enough truth to it to make it really funny. As a southerner who once pronounced all one syllable words as two syllables and who has now lived from NJ to MN and many states in between, I have been just as misunderstood and it can take a while to unravel the translation.

I asked one new friend, "Where do you bank?" and she replied, "Bike?" That was a pretty funny conversation before we figured it out.


38 posted on 11/26/2004 7:38:07 PM PST by AUsome Joy
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To: Boiler Plate
I remember my younger days traveling through the south from Ohio. After stopping at a restaurant one morning I order breakfast and the waitress proceeded to ask me something...I didn't hear her and said "please" meaning repeat what you said...well...she walked away and my wife started laughing...I asked her what was so funny...she said,"you just confirmed you wanted grits!"...I hate grits!...from then on I use the word "what" when I want someone to repeat what they said...
39 posted on 11/26/2004 7:39:23 PM PST by Hotdog
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To: NYTexan

That is fantastic! Isn't the internet a thing of beauty!


40 posted on 11/26/2004 7:39:30 PM PST by Boiler Plate
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