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Posted on 11/25/2004 8:24:44 PM PST by InvisibleChurch
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To: InvisibleChurch
My turkey has been frozen for a year and a half -- will it take longer to thaw?
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posted on
11/25/2004 8:26:59 PM PST
by
BenLurkin
(Big government is still a big problem.)
To: InvisibleChurch
Should I have taken the plastic off before cooking it?
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posted on
11/25/2004 8:30:45 PM PST
by
Barnacle
(We dodged the bullet to our head. Now we'd better get back to treating the cancer.)
To: InvisibleChurch
How can you be so sure his name was Tom?
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posted on
11/25/2004 8:33:16 PM PST
by
Barnacle
(We dodged the bullet to our head. Now we'd better get back to treating the cancer.)
To: InvisibleChurch
Will it scream when I put it in the boiling water?
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posted on
11/25/2004 8:36:43 PM PST
by
Barnacle
(We dodged the bullet to our head. Now we'd better get back to treating the cancer.)
To: InvisibleChurch
As G*d is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.
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posted on
11/25/2004 8:37:15 PM PST
by
asgardshill
(November 2004 - The Month That Just Kept On Giving)
To: Barnacle
Why does turkey make me want to sleep?
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posted on
11/25/2004 8:38:57 PM PST
by
Happygal
(liberalism - a narrow tribal outlook largely founded on class prejudice)
To: asgardshill
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posted on
11/25/2004 8:40:57 PM PST
by
Zon
(Honesty outlives the lie, spin and deception -- It always has -- It always will.)
To: Happygal
The turkey has been sitting out all night, is it still good?
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posted on
11/25/2004 8:41:18 PM PST
by
TASMANIANRED
(Free the Fallujah one.)
To: InvisibleChurch
I ordered on with all white meat!
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posted on
11/25/2004 8:41:30 PM PST
by
Barnacle
(We dodged the bullet to our head. Now we'd better get back to treating the cancer.)
To: asgardshill
As G*d is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.I can't find it now, but I once read where the episode of "WKRP" from which this lines comes was voted the funniest sitcom episode. I recall as a kid seeing the episode. Great!! Thanks for the memory.
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posted on
11/25/2004 8:41:47 PM PST
by
Lawgvr1955
(I think Kerry needs more cowbell.)
To: asgardshill
I just saw turkey bowling on TV, not two minutes ago.
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posted on
11/25/2004 8:43:10 PM PST
by
Zon
(Honesty outlives the lie, spin and deception -- It always has -- It always will.)
To: Zon
I bowl with turkeys at least once every 3 months ;) Seriously, they're quite good - I'm the one who actually got thrown out of a bowling alley years ago for lofting the ball too much.
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posted on
11/25/2004 8:45:20 PM PST
by
asgardshill
(November 2004 - The Month That Just Kept On Giving)
To: TASMANIANRED
Ha!!! I'm just home from my Christmas party (It's nearly 5 a.m. here...so deduce for yerself how good a night it was! *LOL*).
I had the turkey and ham! Just to be festive! Wooooooo...
Turkey makes me sleepy! (At least, I'm blaming the turkey! *L*)
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posted on
11/25/2004 8:45:50 PM PST
by
Happygal
(liberalism - a narrow tribal outlook largely founded on class prejudice)
To: Zon
I'm just getting used to the idea that they can shoot, now you want me to believe they can bowl?
To: Happygal
Where can I mooch a meal?
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posted on
11/25/2004 8:47:22 PM PST
by
Ciexyz
(I use the term Blue Cities, not Blue States. PA is red except for Philly, Pgh & Erie.)
To: asgardshill
"I bowl with turkeys at least once every 3 months ;) Seriously, they're quite good - I'm the one who actually got thrown out of a bowling alley years ago for lofting the ball too much." You ought to come down here and join the Mullett Tossing Contest.
A Mullett
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posted on
11/25/2004 8:50:29 PM PST
by
blam
To: Lawgvr1955
That turkey drop episode was funny.
My favorite, and I still laugh when I think about it, was the episode where Mr. Carlson put 'foot powder' in his sock, then found out it might be cocaine, and was slapping his foot with the line: "O my God, I gotta monkey on my foot!" [I still ROF every time I think of that episode.]
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posted on
11/25/2004 8:50:46 PM PST
by
TomGuy
(America: Best friend or worst enemy. Choose wisely.)
To: Happygal
"....home from my CHRISTMAS party..."
Must have been pretty good!
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posted on
11/25/2004 8:51:10 PM PST
by
geopyg
(Peace..................through decisive and ultimate VICTORY. (Democracy, whiskey, sexy))
To: Lawgvr1955
I think WKRP was the funniest sitcom ever. The turkey eposide was without a doubt the best of them. There were so many good lines in that show.
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posted on
11/25/2004 8:53:17 PM PST
by
X_CDN_EH
(regards wb)
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