Who Will Replace Dan Rather

http://cbs2chicago.com/topstories/topstories_story_329121949.html ^ | Nov. 24, 2004

[newgeezer]

Entwistle and Moonie can do stories from "Beyond the Grave"

CBS is accustomed to that (see "Andy Rooney" and "Mike Wallace").

[Eastbound]

"..it should be Howard Stern..."

Stroke of genius! I can see him now, interviewing Helen Thomas. 'Show me your . . . ' (Never mind.)

[Shellback Chuck]

Maybe Susan Ostrich should get it. Can a station get less than "0" in the ratings??

[JOE43270]

Who cares I'm not going to watch CBS.

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

Who Will Replace Dan Rather?

Does the phrase "We are roasting their stomaches in Hell" ring a bell?

[brewcrew]

I predict Spongebob Squarepants:

[A CA Guy]

"Who Will Replace Dan Rather"

The duck from AFLACK could do a better job and would be more likable.

[leadpenny]

I nominate John Donald Imus.

[huckfillary]

Ann Coulter for CBS anchor, of course. This would show the world that CBS is serious about ridding itself of liberal bias.

[G-Bear]

Re: #24

Katie Couric hugs the newly announced replacement for Dan Rather.

[dk/coro]

In response to the generic question: Who cares !!

The bloggers on board during the run-up to the last election demonstrated where the real action is.

Lucuanne and Free Republic --as well as RCP do it for me. These sites are marked on the desk-top, and collectively serve to "answer the mail" quite handily, thank you.

As an aside, it looks as though the Drudge site is corrupted with cookies to the point it is dangerous to play in that pond.

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone.

[wizr]

I nominate Phineas T. Bluster, from the old Howdy Doody show.

1. He was a puppet, which is necessary to be an MSM anchor.

2. He loved to manipulate others, as his strings were pulled by unseen persons.

3. Of course, his "wooden" personality was natural, he didn't have to work to perfect it like Blather.

What do you think?

[COUNTrecount]

Ah, Howdy Doody. Now THAT was great TV. If you're looking for a puppet I'd suggest him. At least we'll know when he's lying (aside from when his lips are moving.

[concordKIWI]

Who gives a rats!!!! It will just be another talking head

[Calvin Locke]

...and hire Juan Williams.

Perfect fit.

Did you hear Juan "If I only had a brain" Williams last night?

"...and I don't know where the idea that Dan is a liberal came from..."

[Dead Dog]

Who will replace Dan Rather?

We already have!

[SlightOfTongue]

Katie wants the position.

I see Katie's dating again.

[capydick]

Did you hear Juan "If I only had a brain" Williams last night? "...and I don't know where the idea that Dan is a liberal came from..."

I did - it's what made me think that Juan would be a good replacement. He's probaly cheaper than the names we've heard, and, he wouldnt make much of a difference!!

Happy Thanksgiving....

[OrioleFan]

Walter Cronkite

[jackbill]

Does it really matter?