Moose hunter shoots "bigfoot" to death

http://www.bfro.net ^ | October 16, 2004 | Curt Nelson

[lowbridge]

I hope to make him a republican soon........

Well, Bigfoot is self sufficient. Doesnt take handouts or welfare. Is known to be a fine outdoorsman and hunter. Is not a vegetarian. Doesnt even know the meaning of the word "abortion"...

Yeah, I think we can work with him.

[Darksheare]

!!!
OWWWIEE

[null and void]

I thought the 105 didn't even have a front site...

[freedumb2003]

LOL

[agitator]

[Darksheare]

The M119A1 105mm Howitzer doesn't have a front sight, but it does have a protruding attachment to hook the barrel in place when the thing is folded.

I think that would definitely hurt somewhat.

[Cold Heat]

I had an old friend (now deceased) who completely made up a sasquatch report in South Louisiana to promote a record and song he had recorded. It was based on some old Cajun stories about one that have been spotted on Emmet Perilouix's land, near Laplace LA.

People believe it to this day. I can't say I believe any of these stories. Telling tall stories was once a entertainment art form and accepted.

[Darksheare]

In the meantime, BigGut has been sighted bloviating about his book, "dude, where's my country" -soon after he was observed eating his book and making an attempt at devouring the country.

[NewLand]

Did she get bit by that moose?

That could be very series.

[azhenfud]

Best to file down the sight off the barrel so it wont hurt as much when Bigfoot shoves the gun up your #&$.

A pre-emptive dose of this might help prevent the "red eye".

[Ronin]

HAR! I looked at the comments just to see how long it would take for Helen to appear.

[Ronin]

Foldable howizters? For concealablity?

[harbinger of doom]

The Moose was hugh.

But, luckily, she pulled out a piece of cheese.

[NewLand]

Am I logged in yet?

[perfect stranger]

You need some range time. LOL

[Darksheare]

Transport actually.
The M119 is a light towed howitzer.
The M198 heavy towed can also fold, but it looks odd and is a cast iron witch to fold.

With teh 119, you lift the trails, pop in a jack strut, piop off a tire and spin the entiire tube around, and then latch it to a small barrel clamp.
Looks more like a spring latch and a small pin clamp, but that's the best way to describe it.


105mm howitzer would take bigfoot down, but he'd be breathing down your neck long before you could aim and fire.

[Jabba the Nutt]

BS, he's exaggerating. It wasn't 8 feet tall, it was 3 feet tall. Here's photographic proof:

[Quix]

Thanks.

[kalee]

LOL My teenage son thinks the virgins that Moslems receive for blowing themselves up look like Helen Thomas and sound like Susan Estrich.

[Khurkris]

Great Post....Thanks.