FReeper Canteen ~ Camp Run-A-Muk ~ WooHoo! ~ Friday, November 19, 2004

My "VOICES", "kitty-katz", the Canteen Crew, and FRiends of the Canteen

[tomkow6]

 

 

 

 

These are just a few organizations that can provide assistance for supporting our Troops. There are plenty more out there.

CANTEEN MILITARY REQUESTS

The FR Canteen and ProudPatriots.com officially have 9 Marine Units, 2 Field Hospitals, and various individual military personnel that would like to receive something from home. If you are interested, please send a FReepmail to Kathy In Alaska, Brad's Gramma, or MoJo2001.

Operation Iraqi Children
Help an Active Duty FReeper provide for small orphaned children in Iraq. For more information please FReepmail Kathy In Alaska,
Brad's Gramma, or MoJo2001.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

These are just a few organizations that can provide assistance for supporting our Troops. There are plenty more out there.

CANTEEN MILITARY REQUESTS

The FR Canteen and ProudPatriots.com officially have 9 Marine Units, 2 Field Hospitals, and various individual military personnel that would like to receive something from home. If you are interested, please send a FReepmail to Kathy In Alaska, Brad's Gramma, or MoJo2001.

Operation Iraqi Children
Help an Active Duty FReeper provide for small orphaned children in Iraq. For more information please FReepmail Kathy In Alaska,
Brad's Gramma, or MoJo2001.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

These are just a few organizations that can provide assistance for supporting our Troops. There are plenty more out there.

CANTEEN MILITARY REQUESTS

The FR Canteen and ProudPatriots.com officially have 9 Marine Units, 2 Field Hospitals, and various individual military personnel that would like to receive something from home. If you are interested, please send a FReepmail to Kathy In Alaska, Brad's Gramma, or MoJo2001.

Operation Iraqi Children
Help an Active Duty FReeper provide for small orphaned children in Iraq. For more information please FReepmail Kathy In Alaska,
Brad's Gramma, or MoJo2001.

 

 

 

 

 

 

[HopeandGlory]

Good morning Troops, Veterans and Canteeners . . . TGIF and Camp Run-A-Muck Time.

I pledge allegiance to the Flag
of the United States of America,
and to the Republic, for which it stands;
one nation UNDER GOD,
indivisible,
with liberty and justice for all.

[tomkow6]

 

SALUTE!

 

[Soaring Feather]

[Soaring Feather]

1st!!!

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[tomkow6]

Good morning, Tonk! Good morning, Canteen Crew! Good morning, EVERYBODY!

GOOD  

MORNING

TROOPS!

[tomkow6]

No, 5th!

[tomkow6]

 

Today's FEEBLE

YOKE :

In the back woods of Arkansas, a redneck's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, "Here, you hold this high so I can see what I am doing."

Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. "Whoa there "said the doctor, "don't be in such a rush to put that lantern down. I think there's another one coming." Sure enough, within minutes, he had delivered a baby girl. "Hold that lantern up, don't set it down, there's another one!" said the doctor. Within a few minutes he had delivered another baby girl.

"No, no, don't be in a hurry to put down that lantern! It seems there's yet another one coming!! " cried the doctor. The redneck scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the doctor,

"Ya reckon the light's attractin 'em?"

[Colonel_Flagg]

You posted Spike Jones. That rocks.

[68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub]

Thanks Bro!

[MeekOneGOP]

Mornin', everybody ! Happy Whacky Friday! TGIF!

Have a cup while you Freep !

For those who prefer hot chocolate.....

[Soaring Feather]

No 1st!

Don't you argue with me.

[Diva Betsy Ross]

HI TOM!

[68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub]

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[SandRat]

Snappy Answer #1

A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket, and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub."

Snappy Answer #2

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."

Snappy Answer #3

The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day", the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.

Snappy Answer #4

A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads low bridge ahead." Before he knows it the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks around to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?" The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas."

Snappy Answer #5

THE TEACHER Snappy Answer OF THE YEAR

A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear
attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!" A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asks, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."

BONUS Snappy Answer

A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. He friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?" "Helloooooooooooooooooo" answered the blonde." They're watch dogs!"

Can't get enough? The BEST is LAST!

A pompous minister was seated next to a TEXAN on a flight to Dallas. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The TEXAN asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by ten whores than let liquor touch my lips." The TEXAN looked at the minister, then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "I didn't know we had a choice."

[StarCMC]

ROFL - great thread Tom!!

[68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub]

From the men in the Military and the Canteen

[tomkow6]

Evenin', DBR!

[68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub]

DoD Announces Recommended Holiday Mail Dates

http://www.defenselink.mil/releases/2004/nr20041028-1450.html

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USPS Introduces Priority Mail Flat-Rate Boxes (Starting Nov. 20)

http://www.melissadata.com/enews/articles/1104/6.htm

News

USPS Introduces Priority Mail Flat-Rate Boxes

The U.S. Postal Service will soon provide customers with more shipping options just in time for the holiday mailing season. Using Priority Mail Flat Rate Boxes, customers will be able to mail packages — regardless of the parcels' weight or destination — for just $7.70 each.

The Governors of the Postal Service approved this new Priority Mail option as a two-year test, and it will be available Nov. 20, 2004 at most Post Offices and online at USPS.com. The new boxes don't have to be weighed, and there are no zone chart and rate calculations required.

Customers can get the value of Priority Mail in two convenient shapes at one consistent price. “Services that are easy to access and simple to use provide real value for our customers,” said Stephen M. Kearney, Vice President of Pricing and Classification for the U.S. Postal Service.

“We look forward to testing the convenience of flat-rate pricing for Priority Mail packages, especially among small businesses and consumers.”

The Priority Mail Flat-Rate boxes are available in two shapes: 11-7/8 inches x 3-3/8 inches x 13-5/8 inches (ideal for garments, board games, books and other relatively thin items) and 11 inches x 8-1/2 inches x 5-1/2 inches.

Kearney said knowing the $7.70 price in advance should help customers ship packages quickly and easily, making the boxes very convenient for the upcoming holiday season.

He noted that paying the flat-rate Priority Mail box postage also is simple and convenient. The price is $7.70 regardless of the weight or destination. For the ultimate convenience, customers can use Click-N-Ship, offered online though USPS.com, to print a shipping label and pay the $7.70 postage, and use Carrier Pickup online notification to let their Post Office know they have a package to be collected when their letter carrier delivers their mail the following day.

Customers can also affix two $3.85 Jefferson Memorial stamps, use a postage meter indicia or any combination of U.S. postage stamps.