"I now have an extra 50 pounds of gravitas."
1 posted on
11/18/2004 2:54:18 PM PST by
PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix
Why oh why did Hillary give me this teeny, tiny umbrella?
27 posted on
11/18/2004 2:59:43 PM PST by
Slyfox
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It's cannot be easy being Al Gore.
28 posted on
11/18/2004 3:00:16 PM PST by
Oldeconomybuyer
(The democRATS are near the tipping point.)
To: PJ-Comix
You guys are so mean and nasty.
He looks like the Michelin Man in a suit!
29 posted on
11/18/2004 3:00:45 PM PST by
montomike
(Gay means happy and carefree...not an abomination against nature's check valve.)
To: PJ-Comix
Next stop, WWF, as King Kong Algore
30 posted on
11/18/2004 3:00:50 PM PST by
RetiredArmy
(Don't relax because we won the election! Defending against Socialist is an every day war!)
To: PJ-Comix
The Penguin from the last Batman movies ..quaa quaa quaa
To: PJ-Comix
"If this condition lasts for more than four hours,
you should seek immediate medical attention."
34 posted on
11/18/2004 3:01:30 PM PST by
mental
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Gore is really looking strange, his eyebrows, his teeth, his hair plus his weight. President Bush looks better than any of them and I like his smirk.
To: PJ-Comix
"i'm totally stuffed. i couldn't eat another thing, not even a wafer thin mint."
37 posted on
11/18/2004 3:01:36 PM PST by
mlocher
(america is a sovereign state)
To: PJ-Comix
Today, Agriculture officials announced the possible detection of a second case of Mad Cow Disease in the United States...
38 posted on
11/18/2004 3:01:41 PM PST by
Joe 6-pack
("We deal in hard calibers and hot lead." - Roland Deschaines)
To: PJ-Comix
I can't believe I have to hold my own fr--ing umbrella!
Don't they know I was really president.
Don't they remember I invented the Internet!
Don't they...
39 posted on
11/18/2004 3:01:46 PM PST by
maine-iac7
( Pray without doubt..."Ask and you SHALL receive")
To: PJ-Comix
"I did it for Tipper," said Gore. "I grew tired of her asking me, 'Honey, does this outfit make me look fat?' Then I hit on the solution. I pigged out, put on 150 pounds. Now she looks slim whatever she wears. Wise up, guys! This is the wave of the future!"
To: PJ-Comix
Whoa. I'm guessing Prednisone (a la Jerry Lewis).
41 posted on
11/18/2004 3:02:15 PM PST by
newgeezer
(Just my opinion, of course. Your mileage may vary. You have the right to be wrong.)
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42 posted on
11/18/2004 3:02:22 PM PST by
Terpesman
(I am not from WV and I still have all my teeth....and I don't even have a sister!)
To: PJ-Comix
Tipsey: "Al.....who is the man that keeps yelling Gore Sucks!!"
Fat Albert: Thats DainBramage honey."
To: PJ-Comix
Depression does alot to a man so does his lock box, where he kept his earth friendly twinkies.
44 posted on
11/18/2004 3:02:40 PM PST by
aft_lizard
(This space waiting for a post election epiphany)
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Tipper can't hold her own umbrella?
46 posted on
11/18/2004 3:02:42 PM PST by
Malleus Dei
("Communists are just Democrats in a hurry.")
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48 posted on
11/18/2004 3:03:04 PM PST by
punster
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"I now have an extra 50 pounds of gravitas." Al Bore is SO gross.
50 posted on
11/18/2004 3:03:15 PM PST by
SheLion
(God bless and protect our troops. I love them one and all!)
To: PJ-Comix
He's going to be fighting with Michael Moore for pastries at the next fundraiser.
51 posted on
11/18/2004 3:03:29 PM PST by
GulliverSwift
(Dukakis + Gore = Kerry)
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Naomi Wolf told me I could more easily pass as an Alpha-male if I look like Jerry Nadler.
53 posted on
11/18/2004 3:03:59 PM PST by
pissant
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