Caption This Photo (11-18-04 Pic) of a BLOATED Al Gore

Associated Press ^ | November 18, 2004 | PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

Caption this photo of an INCREDIBLY BLOATED Algore. BTW, this photo is from TODAY!

[Dawgmeister]

Al Gordo?

[Sir Clancelot]

Off Camera:

Hillary: Who invited him?
Bill (laughing): I did Hill, haha.
Hillary: Why the f#%^ did you do that?
Bill: Ha ha, he was my insurance policy honey. You see, while that woman, Miss Lewinski was seducing me, the only reason Arlen Specter couldn't bring himself to convict me and impeach me was because Albore was next in line. Ha, Ha, you see, Hill, if you want to run in 2008, you need a running mate that is soooo awful, anything you do, Whitewater, killing Vince Foster, inviting Yassir to the White House more than any other dignitary, won't be enough for a room full of Bob Barr's and Asa Hutchinson's to impeach you.
Hill: Oh Bill, I knew there was a reason I married you and not Web Hubbell. You're one smart man. Oh no, look down, Tipper is waving, throw your coats over the two seats next to you so they won't sit here............

[Mrs Ian Thorpe]

So are you going to make fun of a smaller Clinton for being skinny?
That is what your logic is telling me

Classless.

[finnigan2]

"No Al, your eyes are not deceiving you - that sign way over there really does say, "Buy two big Mac's, get one free."

[dagnabbit]

Classless.

Huh?

[Political Junkie Too]

The latest movie remake, "The Nutty Candidate".

-PJ

[Faraday]

Light a match, and yell: "OH! THE HUMANITY!"

[mombonn]

I still say that while I know it's an umbrella tipper is holding, it sure looks like she's clutching a bottle of wine.

[Faraday]

Or, how about: "Who says there's nothing to evolution--Moby Dick has sprouted legs!"

[csvset]

[Solamente]

Oh snap! It's Mr. French without the beard!

[Mrs Ian Thorpe]

Your logis is as follows:
If you're famous and skinny and you get fat, I have free reign to make fun of you.
But apparently, if you're already fat, I won't, especially since I'm favourable to a fat VP

This means
If Ann Coulter gets pregnant and gains weight, even if she doesn't lose it all after she gives birth, I will make fun of her

Logic?

And making fun of someone's weight is classless. Post a pic of yourself if you're hot stuff so everyone else can judge you.

[SheLion]

What is the difference between that VP and the current? Both could lose at least 30lbs, the former especially since he has a heart condition.

Why isn't anyone mentionning this?
Those in glass houses...

Listen, I don't know who you are, but there is a BIG difference between VP Cheney and Blow Hard Al Bore.

For one thing, VP Cheney doesn't stand at a pulpit and spit over everyone in the first row from his constant bellowing.

Why are you here if you have such little respect for our VP Cheney?

[SheLion]

And making fun of someone's weight is classless. Post a pic of yourself if you're hot stuff so everyone else can judge you.

Why don't you go back to the DU boards? I don't like your attitude.

[Mrs Ian Thorpe]

I believe you owe it to the Creator to be the best person you can be. With all at Cheney's fingertips (trainers, healthy meals) and his health problems, he should definitely consider losing weight. The party needs him and at his size, who knows what could happen. I'm sure he has great doctors looking after him but I shudder to think what the last 4 years would have been like had we lost him due to his lack of concern for his size.

[Mrs Ian Thorpe]

I've never posted at DU. Although I do lurk at Wonkette.

Where's your pic?

[SheLion]

The party needs him and at his size, who knows what could happen. I'm sure he has great doctors looking after him but I shudder to think what the last 4 years would have been like had we lost him due to his lack of concern for his size.

VP Cheney came to Loring Air Force Base in the early 90's. He was built the same then as he is today. It's probably his stature.

[SheLion]

Where's your pic?

Where is YOUR picture? You haven't even created an About Me page in here. Where are you from?

[Mrs Ian Thorpe]

I'm not sure of the timeline of his heart attacks but assuming he's had a few since 1990, his 'stature' is an indication that he could/should lose weight.

[SheLion]

I'm not sure of the timeline of his heart attacks but assuming he's had a few since 1990, his 'stature' is an indication that he could/should lose weight.

Irregardless, he is doing a fine job, and you are the first one I have run into in FR that is dissing him.