Listen, I don't know who you are, but there is a BIG difference between VP Cheney and Blow Hard Al Bore.
For one thing, VP Cheney doesn't stand at a pulpit and spit over everyone in the first row from his constant bellowing.
Why are you here if you have such little respect for our VP Cheney?
I believe you owe it to the Creator to be the best person you can be. With all at Cheney's fingertips (trainers, healthy meals) and his health problems, he should definitely consider losing weight. The party needs him and at his size, who knows what could happen. I'm sure he has great doctors looking after him but I shudder to think what the last 4 years would have been like had we lost him due to his lack of concern for his size.