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This should stimulate some lively discussion, not to mention photos.
1 posted on 11/17/2004 11:06:41 AM PST by ElkGroveDan
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calling bruce springsteen!


2 posted on 11/17/2004 11:07:43 AM PST by camle (keep your mind open and somebody will fill it with something for you))
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For a creature that's "made for running" we certainly don't run very fast.


3 posted on 11/17/2004 11:07:52 AM PST by Mr Ramsbotham (Laws against sodomy are honored in the breech.)
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4 posted on 11/17/2004 11:09:22 AM PST by Bluegrass Conservative
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Fish gotta swim
Birds gotta fly
I love one man till...

I think they're onto something here.


5 posted on 11/17/2004 11:10:04 AM PST by Lee Heggy (Never tell a lie--except for practice. Mark Twain)
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What a silly theory. Any quadruped can outrun us -- even quadrupedal apes.
7 posted on 11/17/2004 11:10:40 AM PST by Rytwyng (we're here, we're Huguenots, get used to us)
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It's from chasing buses.


9 posted on 11/17/2004 11:11:10 AM PST by <1/1,000,000th% (Bush wins!!!)
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Humans were born to run. And to walk.

But I don't believe they were born to jog. Shin splints, stress fractures and spine problems are the reward for splitting the difference between running and walking, and then doing it for years on end.


10 posted on 11/17/2004 11:12:39 AM PST by SBprone
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Someone forward this post to Nick the Greek.


13 posted on 11/17/2004 11:16:15 AM PST by Beckwith (John Kerry is now a kept man . . .)
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Big buttocks are also important

Bwahahahahaha!!!!!!! Can you say "ghetto-booty"?
I knew you could.

14 posted on 11/17/2004 11:16:38 AM PST by Ignatz (Getting a great tan in the sun of my own grandeur)
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To the best of my knowledge, there is absolutely no proof of evolution occuring at the macro- level. We have observed it at the micro- level, as some species have undergone slight changes in color or size, but in the entire history of our observation of nature we have never ever witnessed, nor have evidence, one species completely changing into another.

There are so many flaws in this "law" of evolution that I cannot help but laugh hysterically at anyone who takes this seriously as an explanation of the generation of species.
16 posted on 11/17/2004 11:16:58 AM PST by mike182d
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I love running. Funny thing, the eliptical machine actually has improved my form and is helping to make me faster.


22 posted on 11/17/2004 11:25:53 AM PST by Porterville (IT'S GOOD TO BE REPUBLICAN- ASK ME HOW)
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"Humans were born to run..."

Humans were meant to be born.


24 posted on 11/17/2004 11:26:40 AM PST by diamond6 (Everyone who is for abortion has already been born. Ronald Reagan)
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"We do it because we are good at it. We enjoy it and we have all kinds of specializations that permit us to run well," said Daniel Liberman, a professor of anthropology at Harvard University in Massachusetts.

Bull puckey. I hate running. It kills my knees and ankles. Only pointy-headed fitness freaks think running is good for you.

25 posted on 11/17/2004 11:27:35 AM PST by Junior (FABRICATI DIEM, PVNC)
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They suspect modern humans evolved from their ape-like ancestors about 2 million years ago so they could hunt and scavenge for food over large distances. But the development of physical features that enabled humans to run entailed a trade off -- the loss of traits that were useful for being a tree-climber.

I find Elaine Morgan's Aquatic Ape Theory to be the most credible.

27 posted on 11/17/2004 11:28:56 AM PST by Maceman (It's no longer a blue world, Max!!)
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Sounds to me this researcher has a bum fetish


29 posted on 11/17/2004 11:29:55 AM PST by HamiltonJay ("You cannot strengthen the weak by weakening the strong.")
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Heads up.
30 posted on 11/17/2004 11:30:18 AM PST by Fatalis
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See Kate Run. Run Kate Run.


32 posted on 11/17/2004 11:31:55 AM PST by Van Jenerette (Our Republic - If we can keep it!)
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I stand erect and have an opposable thumb so that I can get the beer off of the top shelf at the liquor store.


36 posted on 11/17/2004 11:34:37 AM PST by zygoat
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No mention of our knees.....the first thing to go under the pounding of running.


37 posted on 11/17/2004 11:34:53 AM PST by 1Old Pro
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If this theory is true, then why haven't the other apelike critters that run evolved into our physical structure? Why is there still a difference?

Answer: because G-- created all critters. And he created us with the ability to evolve -- BUT ONLY WITHIN THE LIMITS OF OUR GENETIC CODING.

We are separated genetically from the other primates. Always have been, always will be.

The fact that these evolutionists have to keep citing assumed behavior as a reason for evolving proves that they acknowledge that environmental circumstances trigger our evolving within our limits and that we never can evolve beyond our limits. If we could, we'd all be able to run as fast as a leopard all day long because that would have provided the most assured success in hunting. But leopards can't run fast for very long. And we can't run very fast at all. We've had enough time to evolve to perfection, but we haven't. We're limited by our genes.
40 posted on 11/17/2004 11:41:02 AM PST by Ghost of Philip Marlowe (I'm fresh out of tags. I'll pick some up tomorrow.)
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