Posted on 11/17/2004 8:54:23 AM PST by Red Badger
A Bulgarian farmer has gone to court to demand substantial damages after claiming the prize-winning pedigree pig he bought from a breeder was a homosexual.
Farmer Galen Dobrev, 43, from Shumen in Bulgaria told the court: "It's a disgrace, all he was interested in was other male pigs."
The farmer took pictures of the gay pig to prove the 220-pound boar was homosexual and had fellow farmers testify on his behalf as to the pig's sexual preferences.
He told the court that when his fellow farmers heard about the gay pig it had also been impossible to sell him - and in the end he had turned the animal into sausages.
But the breeder who sold the pig claimed that the farmer had acted too soon by making pork sausages, and said that if he had waited until the pig was sexually mature he would have found it performed perfectly normally.
The producers of the Rosie show already lost a case just like this.
I'm sure Big Gay Al would be willing to make him an offer.
Someone in SF would probably marry it! Would love to see the offspring.
he better check his chickens
Doogle
Send the Gay Oinker to the NY Slimes or AP. Then he can oink vile articles about GW and Christians.
Being a Gay Oinker is the only qualification to be hired at either sty. Maureen Dowd is lonely and would welcome the company of another Gay Oinker.
Paging Yasser A(IDS)rafat.
LOL!
Hey, Galen. I heard your pig is a gay homosexual.
1) homosexuality is a sign of sexual immaturity.
2) a pig who is homosexual at one point, can change and become normal later.
I agree with both points.
Well, the old rooster saw the young one strutting around, and he got a little worried. "So, they're trying to replace me," thought the old rooster. "I've got to do something about this."
He walked up to the new bird and said, "So you're the new stud in town? I bet you really think you're hot stuff, don't you? Well, I'm not ready for the chopping block yet. I'll bet I'm still the better bird. And to prove it, I challenge you to a race around that hen house over there. We'll run around it three times and whoever finishes first gets to have all the hens for himself."
Well, the young rooster was a proud sort, and he definitely thought he was more than a match for the old guy. "You're on," said the young rooster. "And since I know I'm so great, I'll even give you a head start of half a lap. I'll still win easy," said the young rooster.
So the race began and all the hens started cheering the roosters on. After the first lap, the old rooster still maintained his lead. After the second lap, the old guy's lead had slipped substantially and he was just barely in front of the young rooster. Just as the young rooster was about to catch up with the old rooster, BANG! The young rooster dropped dead in his tracks.
Back on the porch of the house was the farmer with a shotgun. As he stood there slowly shaking his head, he muttered to himself... That's the third gay rooster I've bought this month."
LOL....while he's checking his pigs...his wife is going into town four nights a week.
Doogle
Applies to people , too.....
Maybe those pictures were doctored? I've heard of such things.
Gay pigs...geez...this is just a story to "prove" that homosexuality is genetic.
A "pig in a poke" ping. Or maybe that's a "pig who won't poke" ping.
That's a sausage Mark Morford would eat.
--beat me to it by two minutes--
so according to this suit, homosexual = bad.
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