The Long View (Betcha didn't know Hillary's an Evangelical Christian!)

NRO ^ | 11/15/2005 | Rob Long

[AD from SpringBay]

Are you sure this isn't satire? Imagine the possibilities? Haven't seen any news clips of Bill and his ten pound Bible lately. Guess it's her turn.

[DollyRocker]

And what if she was? What bearing would that have on anything?

Although I'm sure she's not.

[ProfShade]

yeah, she's suddenly Jewish, Christian, maybe black and latino before it's all over. Anything but what she really is: a far-left socialist conniving biatch.

[bandleader]

This is the NEXT chapter of that famous DemonRat book entitled:"How Do We FOOL Them Today"!!!!!!!!!!!

[Eva]

Actually, I thought that she was a member of that more secular branch of the Methodist Church and had previously stated that the Methodist Church in California (with that very politically vocal minister) was her favorite church.

[Salvation]

Re-making insinuates there is something there to start with. Hillary will never run for President.

[leadhead]

She is non-religious evangelical married lesbian southerner who lives in New York and Washington.

She's from Chicago

[UnbelievingScumOnTheOtherSide]

I call her

 
HILLARY
ROD-DAMN
KLINTON
 

[wai-ming]

"and of course, I always take time to worship God in as evangelical a way as is feasible, given time and location constraints."

How does one worship God in an "evangelical" way?

Jesus had something to say about those who profess to be religious for personal gain:

Wo unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye are like unto whited sepulchres, which indeed appear beautiful outward, but are within full of dead men's bones, and of all uncleanness.
Even so ye also outwardly appear righteous unto men, but within ye are full of hypocrisy and iniquity.

(Matthew 23: 27-28)

[Hermann the Cherusker]

How long before she finds her black and Jewish relatives?

She's already "discovered" her Jewish relatives. Read back on the 2000 Senate Campaign.

[dead]

You need to lighten up, I was joking around about her disgusting fawning attempts to be a member of every possible voting block.

Her long-rumored dabbles in sapphic sex cause me little concern.

It's her forty year record of corruption, lying and socialism that make her more so utterly repulsive. She is more deserving of a prison sentence than a Senate seat.

[MarineBrat]

A truly tragic man.... Lake Wobegone is sinking into the sea.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/search?m=all;o=time;s=keillor

[DollyRocker]

Since when is Hilary a socialist?

[upchuck]

"I swear on this Bible, which you can't see, that I'm truly a Conservative Christian... What do you mean I've got the wrong hand raised?"

Hillary is the absolute, perfect personification of evil and the antithesis of everything that defines our country.

Those who wish her to be POTUS are mentally weak and easily lead.

[VOA]

The 'remaking' of Hillary has begun.

I heard that a recent speech by Hillary! at Tufts University in Boston
(last week?) marked the beginning of her extreme makeover.

[FreeAtlanta]

Anybody have the image of her and hubby sleeping during Ronald Reagan's eulogy?

[.38sw]

Satire. There are some clues here - at the end of Hillary's "statement", she says, "Can you read that back to me?" And then, this: "The "Light the Lamp!" staff would like to take this opportunity to remind everyone that Christ loves all of us equally, and that God's house is open to all, even to senators from New York, so whoever is muttering stuff and saying mean things while pretending to cough can just quit it right now."

Although I do believe that Hill is trying to remake herself.

[anniegetyourgun]

Yep....a UMC....hardly qualifies as "evangelical."

[cubreporter]

No, to believe in hilleree clintin is to believe that john kerry ever had a chance at winning.

[DollyRocker]

"No, to believe in hilleree clintin is to believe that john kerry ever had a chance at winning."

I didn't vote for Kerry, but I understand the election was pretty close...